You guys asked for more, you got more! I can't believe how many people actually want more of this...my goodness. LOL.

Anyways, onto the warnings: Nah I won't tell you. You're gonna read it and take it. No warnings; because spoilers are no fun! ;)

Ciel was utterly speechless. Did his butler just refuse getting him the love of his life? Anger was boiling in Ciel as he jumped off the bed despite the dried semen sticking to his shirt, and grabbed Sebastian's collar. Sebastian was still kneeling on the floor, so of course Ciel didn't need to ask him to face him before grabbing the collar of his shirt.

"How dare you defy me? I said I want Earl Grey tea right now, and I mean now!"

"I'm afraid I cannot do that, My Lord." Sebastian said, staring straight at his master with no trace of emotion on his face.

Ciel's face contorted in anger and pure rage; and he raised his left hand and slapped Sebastian hard on the face, leaving the butler speechless. A red mark appeared on his usually perfect face; and he stared at his master.

"How dare you disobey me! That's it; I'm going to get the tea myself!" The boy could hardly wait to find his love; his life. He ran to the door, opened it, and ran out of the room. He wasn't even dressed yet, he was just in his dirty white shirt, with no pants. Running quickly to the kitchen and past a Mey-Rin, who stopped and stared at her young master run past. Particularly at his bottom half.

"What a nice bottom half the Young Master has, yes!" She agreed with herself, blushing and almost had a nose-bleed.

Rushing past the other three male servants, which had shocked faces, he ran into the kitchen. He rummaged the cupboards, the fridge, the pots and stoves, until finally...he found an Earl Grey leaf was poking out of a cup. Snatching the cup from it's spot in the cupboard, he eagerly inhaled the scent of the dusty leaves, and took one out and licked it tenderly. It tasted like dirt.

"Mmm..." Ciel lapped at the leaf hungrily, he didn't care if it tasted like shit, he was in love!

Just then, Sebastian came strolling in casually, watching his master's member harden just by sucking on a brown and dirtied leaf. The jealousy that was inside of him became stronger. He was jealous over a mere leaf! Was it because his master preferred non-living objects? Well, he was non-living, but he wasn't an object.

Ciel continued to kiss the leaf, sucking on it rather loudly as he began to touch himself. Moaning, he moved his hand up and down his member.

Sebastian tried to watch calmly, but failed. Just watching his Bocchan in such a delectable state...he wanted no more than to ravish him right then and there. The butler himself slowly became erect as he watched Ciel put on a show - with a skinny brown leaf. Ciel didn't mind having Sebastian watch him do theae dirty things; though he was prideful, he wanted Earl Grey so bad, even if it wasn't a liquid.

Suddenly, Ciel stopped his ministrations and had an idea. He took the teacup that was full of Earl Grey leaves, and went to the sink. Turning on the 'hot' water, he filled the cup with it. Sebastian watched curiously, wondering what Ciel was up to now. His Bocchan never ceased to surprise him, after all.

After the teacup was full of steaming warm water and Earl Grey leaves, Ciel placed the cup on the ground and squatted over it, his legs open wide, his member dangling over the warmed cup.

"I'm going to take you, Earl Grey. And you will fucking like it." Ciel growled, lowering himself slowly into the cup. Contents of cup splashed onto the floor. The boy hissed at the hot water suddenly enveloping him. He let Earl Grey (the cup) adjust before fucking it senseless. He didn't bother giving the poor cup preparation before he rammed into it.

He squatted up and down, up and down into the poor and defenseless cup and leaves. "Oh yeah," Ciel moaned, "you like this, don't you? You naughty little Earl Grey. What's that? You want more?" The boy continued to squat up and down and talked dirty to the cup.

He fucked the cup and leaves until there was no more water in it; it already splashed onto the floor. "Nnngh! I'm coming!" And his seed squirted into the cup and leave, as well as the ground. Ciel fell on his back on the ground, breathing hard and holding the cup affectionately. Kissing it, he whispered, "I love you." And passed out from exhaustion.

Sebastian didn't move an inch, he just simply stared at the boy that had just passed out. There was only four words that he could say to himself now:

"Teacups can be raped?"

Yes, that's right. You just got mind-blown. ;) THE END.

YES, I wrote this because you guys seemed to really like it, so I wrote up another crackalicious chapter for you all.~ I do hope it made you laugh, just like the last chapter. Anyways, review please! I need your opinions on this crazy story! And you know what? I might even make it a three-shot...MAYBE. I don't know how much more I can take writing this before my head explodes into a million pieces. XD. So...want it to be a three-shot?

...It might even be a continuous story, too. But I need you opinions. Yes, three-shot, continue. Or no, just end here?

I might see you guys again soon, so hang onto your horses! XD

Until next time!

~Kawaii Dream