Hello, everyone. So it looks you people still wanted more, eh? So here is the third chapter. I decided I'm also making a fourth chapter already, but that'll be the end. It took me a while to write this chapter because one; I didn't know what to write that would be considered 'funny'. I ran out of ideas...but then this thought came to my mind and here it is! Enjoy!

Tucking his Bocchan into his bed after cleaning the semen off of him and changing his shirt, he sighed. Sebastian did not know how or why Ciel was so...in love with Earl Grey tea. Perhaps it was his own fault; he was the one who presented him that kind of tea. Never before had the boy been so addicted to tea that he would have his first orgasm dreaming about it and actually doing such dirty things to a teacup with Earl Grey leaves in them. He was depressed that Ciel refused to do such sexual acts with him, but he would rather do it with tea leaves and the liquid tea itself.

He mentally noted that he should refrain from spoiling his Bocchan too much; because the next thing you know, he could be fucking a lamp or something if he got too attached to it. And he certainly did not want to see how his Master would even manage to fuck a lamp. Perhaps he would take off the hood of the lamp and insert his member through the ho-

Sebastian stopped his train of thoughts. He swore to himself that he would never think of that ever again. Sighing softly to himself, the perfect demon butler closed the curtains, because it was still morning. Then he left his master to sleep in his room.

It was night time by the time Ciel woke up. He looked to the side, searching for the tea cup, remembering his beloved Earl Grey and how they made love in the perfect bright morning. How they shared a passionate kiss and the way Earl Grey didn't refuse him when he entered it (the teacup) made him burst with happiness.

It just stayed there and took it like the bitchy teacup whore it was.

But Ciel froze when he saw that his lover was not in his room at all. The rage that he had felt that morning was coming back to him; he had to punish Sebastian later for keeping his lover in the kitchen. Slipping out of bed quietly, he walked bare-footed out to the hall, but not before grabbing a candle and lighting it. Walking down the hallway silently, candle-light illuminating the dark halls, he found his way back to the kitchen.

Ciel was about to open the door, his hand already reached out. But then he heard a noise in the kitchen.

A loud moan was heard; and then another one. "F-Fuck...you-you're too good, little one…"

Ciel's eyes widened as he realized that the voice was Sebastian's; and he was moaning out loud. In pleasure. He had never heard his demon butler sound so...lustful and heated like that. It kind of turned him on...but he tried to stop himself from growing hard; because only the voice of his Earl Grey would be able to make him horny. At least, that's what he told himself.

Ciel slowly opened the door, good thing the door didn't creak as he cracked it open a bit. He swallowed nervously, and then peeked inside. There, the window was wide open and wind was blowing against Sebastian's jet black hair. His eyes widened when he saw that the demon was completely naked; clothes abandoned on the floor. His body was as smooth and pale as ever; six-pack was shining in the moonlight.

But the thing that Ciel didn't seem to like was the thing that was sucking (licking) Sebastian off. It was not only small, and furry, but it was a black cat out of all things! It was mewling softly and licking the tip of Sebastian's head, which was probably five times bigger than Ciel's…

Sebastian's legs were spread open and he was sitting on the floor on his butt. "Ah, yes!" Sebastian moaned out. "L-Lick faster, li-little one!" The cat just tilted it's head and continued to lap at the pre-cum off of the demon in response. He didn't seem to notice Ciel's presence as he was in too much pleasure to sense it.

Since when did cats like the taste of cum?! But then...What if demon cum tasted different? Ciel couldn't help but wonder, a blush creeping up to his cheeks as he found himself thinking so lustfully about someone else besides his Earl Grey. He felt ashamed of himself when he found himself completely hard; it was unbearable. The only cum he had ever tasted was Earl Grey's cum (the tea liquid).

Just then, Sebastian threw his head back and tensed, the poor cat got covered in white demonic seed. "CATS!"

Was what he screamed out before releasing. "So soft...so good…" the butler murmured quietly while cleaning up (petting) the small kitten.

In some way, it hit a nerve in the boy. He felt...rather jealous of it. He was jealous over a mere cat! How ridiculous…to think and hope that the demon would call out his name, and not 'cats'... And here he thought he was in love with Earl Grey! Ciel huffed, blowing his hair up lightly. He had an erection and he couldn't calm it down...Maybe I'll go to bed and take care of it myself. He wanted t masturbate to Earl Grey…(but mostly Sebastian now, after the scene he had just witnessed.)

So, in the end, Ciel began closing the door, but then…

SLAM.

Ciel jumped as the door was actually slammed open, and he felt himself being embraced from behind. Sebastian smirked; he knew the kid was watching the whole time. He had planned the whole scene, and you know what they say, sadistic demons always get what they want. And he wanted Ciel; for a very long time. He was going to make the younger boy scream out his name and beg for more.

"Se-Sebastian!" Ciel squeaked, feeling the demon's hand on his member, stroking it slowly, tantalizingly. (He was still only in his white shirt and wore no shorts) He writhed in the demon's grasp, but he couldn't break free.

And so, Sebastian licked the shell of Ciel's ear and whispered four words so seductively that it sent chills down the younger male's spine,

"Where're you going, kitten?"

Yeah, not the end. The next chapter is the end. Believe it or not, I had actually written this chapter twice, there are two versions of this. This is version two, but the first version sucked and it wasn't even funny so I decided not to use it. But I might share it with you all if you really want to see how sucky it was... (Grell was in the first version of this chapter...yeah, didn't turn out so well. xD) Just review and tell me if you want to see it. I'll post it after I post the last chap.

Anyways, the next chapter might be a little bit funny, like this chapter. This chapter was not really 'humorous, I have to admit, but well, I wanted to continue it in any way possible. Do any of you like smutty SebaCiel yaoi...?! Well, congratulations if you do, because it's coming up next in the next chapter! Woo, finally!

Even if this was lacking humor, I hoped to have at least made you all smile a bit. That's all I'm hoping for.

Well, see you all in the next chapter. Hope you liked Sebastian x Cat. :)

~Kawaii Dream