Author`s Note: After being an asshole for so long and not updating! Guess whose back! MELANIE FREAKING BELSHMIDT! Some FAQ for you:

Where are you?: I'm hiding in the deep, dark YAOI corner of the internet where it's hard to leave.

Why haven't you updated?: BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE! Kidding. However, I kinds got out of the Hetalia fandom for a bit but... Hi. I'm sorry.

Why don't you have a disclaimer?: Because Fuck you that's why. I don't understand them. I don't get it. THIS IS FANFICTION. I CLEARLY DON' OWN IT!

Is this Genderswap? Cause a) I dont like Yaoi or b) I hate hetero: Guess what! No genderswap. Canada and Prussia are guys and they had sex. GET OVER IT.

Why are you so mean?: I'm sorry. Long time, no update.

Why are you finally updating?: I love you guys. I feel really guilty if I don't. Like my insides are being eaten. Yes it's that bad.

More Noting: 20 reviews and 29 follows. Not bad! Better than three reviews. Please review more often. I live off of reviews.

Finally. For the main event. A vote!

Do you want USUK and Gerita in this?

A) Yes

B) No

C) Just Usuk

D) Just Gerita.

Get back to me. BYE!~

When we got to the dining pavilion, Chiron marched me right up to this big head table and addressed the camp.

"Campers!" He started. "This young girl right here is Melanie, and she will be staying in the Hermes Cabin for tonight."

Two twins sitting at the Hermes table smirked and went grabbed a can of shaving cream out of their bags. My eyes narrowed at them and I scowled. I turned toward them (I will remind you that everyone was watching me.) and said very loudly,

"If either of you two pull anything on me, I will not hesitate castrate you both."

Everyone in the pavilion laughed as the boys paled. Chiron sighed and turned.

"Melanie. Please don't threaten the campers." I laughed maniacally. He stared at me, with a perturbed face. Shaking his head slightly, he turned his attention from me to the rest of the campers. "Anyway, everyone please enjoy your dinner. To the gods!"

"To the gods!" Everyone chanted. Chiron turned again.

"Go sit with Percy and Nico at the Poseidon table. They know the most about camp."

I nodded and skipped to where they were.

At the table there were two guys: one with short black hair and green eyes and another with black hair and black eyes… wait not black, brown. Really dark brown.

"Hi! I am Melanie!" I said sitting down across from them. The green eyed guy put out his hand and I shook it gladly. "Sup?" The guy said. "I am Percy and this-"He nudged the Brown eyed one, "-Is Nico."

"Sup?" He said weakly.

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o. Where is the food?" I asked quickly.

Percy laughed lightly. "We're having Burgers for dinner." I wrinkled my nose. Burger's weren't my thing. I preferred pancakes and sauerkraut myself. But my burger was given to me by one of the flying chicken lady maids (who I later found out were harpies) , and I was told to get up and throw some of my food into the fire. It was answered with something like this:

"WHY? It's my food. Don't the gods already have food?"

Needless to say that ended in stares. Percy clamped his hand over my mouth and shushed me, pulling me back into my rather comfy seat. After having a menacing staring competition with my burger, I noticed that I had a goblet in front of me. It was empty, so I asked Nico where I could get something to drink.

"It's enchanted." He said. "Just tell it what you want."

I eyed the glass and shouted (regrettably), "BEER."

Nice face-palmed, everyone else snickered and Percy started choking on his burger.

"Non-alcoholic of course." Nico finished.

"You mean I CAN'T DRINK BEER?" I said incredulously. "Awe! I wanted some really bad too."

More giggles from other tables. Nico sighed. "Just pick something."

"Sortilege." Nothing happened.

"What's Sortilege?" Percy asked, peering over my shoulder.

"Sortilege is…. Alcoholic. Shit. Um…..uh….." My words became mumbled as I tried to decide. Now Other tables were looking at me expectantly as if wondering how the new girl could mess up next. Percy and Nico looked at me with exasperated looks as I floundered for a drink I liked. Nico face-tabled and was just… emo.

After a few moments of nothing and rude stares from others, I had an idea.

"Fuck it. MAPLE SYRUP."

The large goblet filled to the brim with thick honey brown liquid, with bubbles slowly stemming from the bottom. Quickly grabbing the goblet with one hand, I downed the sweet syrup as quickly as I could. After I was done I threw down the goblet only to be met with stares from other campers.

"Whoa." Nico said. "You just downed… maple syrup."

"Uh-huh. And?"

"How did you even-"

"I'm Canadian." I said as if that explained it all.

"I just…. No." Nico said and went to another table. Shrugging at Percy, I continued to eat.

Dinner was done. Nothing really eventful happened after the maple syrup incident and the food was fine. Chiron brought me back to the front and told me to pick some people to go with me to find my… well my parents.

"Attention! There will be a quest for Melanie to find a race which contains her parents. She will choose 2 associates for this. Melanie, if you would."

I stood there in front of the campers with a hand on my hip. "Um… I'll bring Emo boy, Fishy and… am I allowed 3?"

Chiron looked at me funny. "Okay but… who did you say?"

"Emo-boy and- I mean Nico and Percy. Oh and Blondie- Annabeth. You know, Fishy's girlfriend."

The entire camp burst into laughter. Nico, Percy and Annabeth trudged up to me and stood near.

"All righty!" I said. "Off to find some Immortals!"

"Whatever." Nico grumbled.

"Oh come on! It's an adventure! Allons-y!" I cheered pumping my fist into the air.

And thus began my crazy wonderful adventure.

Sortilege is a mixture of Canadian Whiskey and Maple Syrup.

Maple Syrup can be counted as a liquid.

I'm such a troll.

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