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Matt stared in disbelieve at Shaundi, he didn't like Johnny enough to care about the man. There was no way that the boss could be shaken up by one bad dream, she's the reason most people have a bad dream. The cyber geek stood up to Shaundi's eye level continuing his stare of disbelief.
"Look we don't know what causes them but trust me, you don't want to be in the same room as the boss when she starts fucking swinging" Shaundi stated pointing at the boss. Johnny attempted to sooth her by rubbing her shoulder again. The boss took long, deep breaths before even thinking about calming down. She wanted knock Matt down and beat him to a bloody pulp, but Johnny's hand resting on her shoulder was a tight grip. the others really knew what type of person she was, but if anyone knew how she thought or felt, it was Johnny. Sure Pierce and her stayed at the same pent house but that was when her dreams weren't nightmares but needs of revenge. She still held a grudge for letting Johnny taking Phillippe on his own, leaving him to fly a plane back to Stillwater, He could barely drive a stick! Shaundi and Johnny both knew how to deal with the boss when she got like this, but Shaundi preferred to just let Gat deal with her. He had better experience with women contact, especially after Aisha died.
"What do we do?" Pierce spoke up looking from the boss to Shaundi, who in turn looked at Johnny.
"Johnny you take care of her, I ain't getting in it!" Shaundi pointed at Gat before walking away. Pierce made a sour face as Johnny, he knew Gat was more than able to handle the boss's little dream problem. He didn't have to worry, it was Miller that made him worry. Johnny was going to hurt Matt if he didn't back off the boss. Johnny glared back at Pierce's sour face, getting the other to throw his hands up in defense then leave. Ben gave the boss a pat on the back before following Pierce's example, Keith David simply left without speaking or any motion to the boss. This left Johnny and Matt, the two were in a stare off that Matt was obviously going to lose. Matt, without saying anything, looked down and huffed. He knew he couldn't stand a chance against Gat.
When Matt finally left, Johnny sat on the couch near the boss. He sighed then looked at her, she had stop shaking and had her head down.
"Hey, what was your dream about?" the boss heard Johnny say, finally she looked up at him with a glare. He held up his hands to her in submission.
"What, me being gone ruined our friendship?" Johnny teased pushing her a little. He was trying to entice her to either swing at him, or to rough house with him like they used to. She did nothing but sit with her knees pulled to her chest and her head down. Johnny huffed at this, the silent treatment that the boss was giving him started to annoy him. The boss twitched slightly thinking about her nightmare. Her mind kept replaying it over and other.
Zinyak held her up but her throat, laughing in her face and going on and on about how funny humans were. Johnny came rushing into the room tackling Zinyak down, climbing on top of him and beating the alien's face in. The boss watched, reaching out to help Johnny as she laid weakly on the floor after being thrown into a wall. The monstrosity threw Johnny back and slammed him by his throat against another wall.
"My, you humans are so amusing." Zinyak had said looking in the face of Johnny as the alien squeezing his airways. Johnny simply grinned back at those words.
"Go to hell" Johnny replied throwing another punch in Zinyak's face, almost knocking the other of balance. Gat ran quickly over to the boss helping her off the floor, grabbing her arm and throwing it over his shoulder.
"Come on we gotta go" Johnny said as they began to escape. Within a blink of an eye a lazor had went through Johnny's skull leaving him lying dead on the floor. The boss shook his lifeless corpse multiple times, screaming out "No" in the end when her nightmare had came to an end. She had just got Johnny back, it frightened her at the thought of losing him again.
"Come on" She heard Johnny say, taking her from her thoughts. The boss looked up at the Asian with an eyebrow raised, looking from his face to his hand that was extended out to her.
"Where are we going?" She asked quietly, Johnny almost didn't hear her. He raised an eyebrow at her "Low volume" the last time heard her that soft spoken it was when she first became the boss of the saints. Back then she was called Kid, she didn't talk so no one knew her name.
"Where else? To go blow shit up." He grinned, small but still noticeable, it wasn't going to be good.
"Besides, I feel a little rusty" He added getting the boss to smile up at him.
"I have an idea"
The two stood in a room with two tables before shaking hands. Johnny watched the Television in the corner of a cat mascot running around to music, then spread widely across the screen it said "Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax"
"Genki Bowl? What the fuck is a Genki Bowl?" She chuckled when she heard Johnny's questioning.
"Point of the game, kill everyone. Easy enough for you?" The boss teased grabbing an automatic rifle, Johnny grabbed what ever was near him.
"My type of game" He replied grinning as he walked up to the door.
"I hardly see it as fair for you to be able to use your super powers when Johnny can't, I'm disabling your powers" they heard the boss swear at Matt's voice, he was in a "Ha-ha" tone. She scoffed before the door opened, the nearest mascot she saw, she unloaded bullets into.
"So what happened while I was gone?" Johnny asked shooting a soda can mascot. The boss shrugged before using the butt of her gun to crotch shot a dog mascot then stomp its head in.
"Eh, nothing really, I became president." Johnny gave a quick grin to the boss before snapping a hot dog mascots neck.
"Knew the Saints were more than some body spray and ass tasting energy drink" He laughed rolling to dodge a few bullets. The boss shivered at the thought of Phil, the giant can of Saint's Flow that inhabited Pierces stimulated nightmare.
"What happened before that?" Johnny said over gun shots, the boss rose an eyebrow then went to smack her head as a way to say "Oh!". Johnny's hand grabbed her wrist getting her to look up at him.
"Don't hit yourself, hit these clowns." He said tightening his grip while getting a head shot on another mascot. He looked at her quickly before releasing her wrist and going back to his game of murder. The boss ran at a mascot tackling it down, all her anger everything came out. She was on top of the soda can mascot beating his face into the ground. repeatedly, punch after punch she got angrier and angrier. She ended up grabbing another mascot and beating his head against the wall til his skull and brains oh and a mixture of its costume had turned to putty in her hands. The boss threw the body at another mascot before shooting him in the groin.
The boss and Johnny walked through the door saying EXIT, she locked her jaw hearing the two jabber mouths of game show host continue to talk.
"Round two? Okay! I'm down for some murder" Johnny laughed as they walked through the doors, reloading their guns. A mascot fell from above almost landing on the land but a shark had came up and chomped on the guy. They crossed the bridge, shooting at anything furry or looked like food.
Nearing the door that said "BONUS ROUND" The boss growled loudly getting a laugh from Gat.
"Matt! Gimme back my powers!" She yelled looking up at the ceiling, all she heard was snickering. The boss turned to glare at Johnny who held his hands up in submission while in a laughing fit.
"Alright, lets see. How's that?" She heard Matt say, a bright light and the boss was ready to scream. She now wore a short french maid's dress, complemented by fishnet stocking and the maids head fringe. Johnny couldn't help but cat call at the boss, those heels made her look smoking. The boss turned on a dime and socked Johnny in the shoulder with a loud blush on her face.
"Matt I'm going to skin you!" The boss yelled before turning to walk through the doors with Johnny following, him watching her ass mostly. The first mascot she spotted the boss kicked in the throat and beat with in every inch of its life, as for every other one she encountered. She stopped after mid way of killing mascots and folded her arms. The boss tapped her foot looking up in annoyance, she was in no mood.
"Alright fine" She heard Matt say before a light flashed around her, she twirled before giggling. The boss pawed right, then pawed left, then right again before throwing up her right hand then left. She spun then threw both hands up.
"Nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan! goujasu derishasu dekaruchaa!" She mewed happily while doing the dance from earlier. A long pause before Johnny busted out laughing at the cute cat dance the boss performed.
"MATT!" The boss screamed out as Johnny leaned against the wall in a laughing fit. She shot a mascot that came running around the corner ready to take her down.
"What? I gave you back your powers." He tried so hard not to laugh at her, but he failed and ended up joining Johnny in a fit a laughter.
"Oh you are so dead!" She said through gritted teeth, turning on her hip. The boss swung and hit Johnny on the shoulder as she walked by him.
"Hey Matt hook me up with some super powers" Johnny said before surrounded by a flash of light, now the Asian was twice as dangerous.
The boss rolled as a ball came hurling towards her almost hitting Gat. The boss grinned back at him before kicking down one of the Genki Girls then stomping the girls head in. They went threw the next two rooms with guns blaring at the mascots, The boss was beginning to get annoyed at the damn things.
"I have a special surprise for you two, well mainly Johnny" They heard Matt say, right as Phillippe Loren rose in front of the two. Both Johnny and the boss grinned cracking their knuckles, they looked to each other before holding up their guns and unloading at least three clips into the guy. Johnny ran over tackling Phillippe down onto the ground, punching the man repeatedly, this time he made sure the man was dead.
"Okay Matt, get us out of here before things get weirder" the boss called motioning to her attire that Gat continued to stare at.
"Hey boss, You should wear this next time, it'll surely distract Zinyak" Johnny teased right before they exited the simulator.
The boss was out first, she ran to the bath room before Matt or Kinzie could say anything. Both nerds looked to each other then at Johnny who had just gotten out of the simulator.
"What did you say to the boss?" Kinzie asked looking at Johnny with a raised brow. Miller clenched his fist, he had enough of whatever Johnny was doing to the boss. Before Matt knew it he was swinging at Gat then was up against a wall, the Asian was almost to the point of breaking the others arm.
"Your lucky the boss needs you" Johnny said then shoved Miller downwards onto the ground before walking out of the room.
(Ni hao= Hello. Goujasu derishasu dekaeuchaa = Georgous, delicious and deculture.)