Chris McClean started a new season of Total Drama, but this time it wouldn't be at everyone's favorite crummy summer camp, Camp Wawankwa, because, the camp was shut down after Revenge of the Island, as the bio-hazardous dump it had become. Chris was begged by fans all over the world to do a new season, but for about five years, nobody knew what had happened to him. Now, all of a sudden Chris has risen up again, and selected twenty-two teens to compete in perhaps the craziest season yet of Total Drama, at an all new summer camp, and he is excited to get started.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to Total. Drama. Campgrounds!" Chris announced, as he stepped out of a helicopter that had just landed, "We're back, with an exciting new season, with twenty-two new teenagers, a whole new summer camp!" Chris shouted, as he walked to a sign, and gestured to it, "Camp McClean!" Chris announced. The camera zooms out to show the camp, there were two side by side, newly coated brown cabins, a huge cafeteria looking building, restrooms, the same confessional stall from Camp Wawanakwa, and a lake, with small islands in it, that made it look like Chris's face and head. Also, the ocean was on the opposite side of the camp of the lake, there was another cliff, just like the one at Camp Wawanakwa, though it wasn't nearly as high, and instead it jutted out above the ocean, rather than the lake. The other features were the beach, located of course, near the ocean, the forest, and the long drawn-out dirt path that had a bus speeding down it. "Here comes our new campers, after this season, one of these twenty-two losers will become a winner, and walk away with another million dollars!" Chris announced, "So find out who becomes the newest teenage millionaire on total…Drama…CAMPGROUNDS!"
_Theme Song_
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine…
Chris stands at the entrance to the camp, smiling, until the camera flies by and knocks him over.
You guy's are on my mind…
The camera lifts up and over the cliff, and plunges into the ocean.
You asked me what I wanted to be…
Norm is surfing a wave, and it crashes into the dock that overlooks the ocean.
And now I think the answer is plain to see…
Ronny is laughing at Norm, but Wanda looks at him in disapproval.
I wanna be famous…
Ivan slashes at several small wooden posts with his sword really quickly, and bows at the camera as they all fall over.
I wanna live close to the sun…
Phillipi is sitting by one of the picnic table and it explodes, as he runs away, Elysa pops her out of the ground and she is laughing.
Well pack your bags cause I've already won…
Bruno is lifting one of the picnic tables up with one hand, as Danni, Lola, and Taylor sit on top of it and admire him, he rips his shirt off and winks at them.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way…
Candy dances out of the confessional booth.
I'll get there one day-ay!...
Chef is laughing as a huge pot boils in the kitchen, with Omar and Connor dangling over it, Omar is actually scared, but Connor remains calm.
Cause I wanna be famous…
Kirsten glares at Chef in anger, as Haley simply flips through her book in the background.
Na-Nananana-Nananana-Na-Na-Nana-Nana-Na
Kimmy runs past Donovan, and as she does, she runs past a mud puddle, causing him to get angry and chase her, but as he does, a giant squid rises out of the lake and scares them away, as Mona laughs at them both from the sidelines.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!...
Quill skateboards up the cliff, and as he gets to the top, he flies off.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!...
Quill and his skateboard fall down, as the time changes from day to night, where Todd sits down next to Azalea who is meditating near the bonfire pit.
Whistling…
Max pops up behind Todd and Azalea, and points at the camera, as it zooms out, showing all twenty-two contestants sitting around the bonfire, and Chris and Chef, as the sign that says Total Drama Campgrounds lights up, and the camera goes down.
_End of Theme Song_
Chris stood at the entrance to the campsite, as the bus pulled up, "Alright, here we go, the start of Total Drama Campgrounds, let's meet our twenty-two new campers," Chris said, as the bus stopped, and the first camper stepped off. She was short, had long, black hair, she was very pale, and wore a long sleeved purple shirt, and long yellow pants, she had green eyes that sparkled when she stepped out into the sunlight, with her, as she stepped out of the bus, followed some flies, because the bus smelled bad, and Chef also walked off just before her, as he had been driving it, she had on sandals with her socks.
"Azalea, nice to meet you!" Chris said, as the girl looked him up and down.
"You haven't had many friends in your life, have you?" Azalea asked.
Chris looked frightened, and angry at the same time, "And what makes you say THAT?!" Chris asked, "I have so had friends!" he stated.
"You just looked so lonely!" Azalea said, "But at least you have Chef!" Azalea said.
"Yeah Chris, least' you got me!" Chef said, with a slight chuckle, as he hugged Chris close to him with one arm, messing Chris's hair up.
"Yeah…, great…," Chris said, as the next camper stepped off. He was a young African-American boy, with his hair styled in an afro, he wore a yellow shirt, with a black vest, long black pants with chains, black shoes, and he had a red bandana around his neck. "Hello Ronny, what's up man?" Chris asked.
"I think I see a bird!" Ronny chuckled, "Just kiddin' ya, that joke was already made on this show!" Ronny said, with a laugh.
"You sure are…energetic…," Chris said, sort of laughing, he was still a tad upset about what Azalea had said to him.
"Oh, cheer up man! You have got no time to feel sad!" Ronny said, "None of us do! The world has to smile!"
"Yeah Chris, smiling shouldn't be to hard, you've got at least one friend, and this whole camp!" Azalea said.
"Okay! Alright already, enough!" Chris said, "We need to get a move on, I'm on a schedule!" Chris explained. The next camper to step off was dressed from head to toe in black, but she had bright red hair, with a single black streak running through the front, "Kirsten, glad to see you could make it."
"Yeah, oh boy! TV, might as well just hand me the money now Chris," Kirsten said, barely even turning the corners of her mouth up.
"You seem…, happy," Chris said, finally starting to smile.
"Oh yeah, totally! I love life!" Kirsten said, rolling her eyes.
"Me too! Life rocks, HIGH FIVE!" Ronny cheered, as Kirsten just glared at his hand, pushed it down, rolled her eyes again, and walked over to stand with Azalea.
"Oh, that's cool too brah!" Ronnie said, giving her a thumbs up.
The next camper was a sort of tallish blonde girl, who wore a red shirt, green pants, green shoes, fingerless gloves, headphones around her neck, and extremely dark sunglasses on her forehead.
"Candy! Welcome to Camp McClean!" Chris greeted.
"Camp McClean? Boy Chris, I wonder where ya got THAT idea from!" Candy said with a slight chuckle, Chris however, did not look amused, "Anyway! This place looks suuuper fun! And I am ready to get STARTED!" Candy cheered, as Chris smiled again.
"Great, good to hear something nice from one of these fella's," Chris said, looking over at the other three, Azalea was meditating, Ronnie waved at Chris and smiled, and Kirsten was picking her nose, Candy looked at the others and smiled.
"Hello fellow contestants! I am Candy! Nice to meet you all!" Candy said.
"Yeah…hi," Kirsten said, as he wiped her hand on her pants, and went back to picking her nose.
Azalea opened one eye, and nodded, "Hi there, it's very nice to meet you, I'm Azalea!" Azalea said, with a nod.
Ronnie immediately zipped over to Candy, "Hello there, it is VERY nice to meet you, I'm Ronnie, what's your name? Candy…, oh yeah, that's right…Chris already said that!" Ronnie chuckled, saying the entire sentence like it was one word.
"Hello Ronnie, Azalea, Golddigger!" Candy greeted, as she finally stepped over next to them, as the next camper stepped off of the bus, he had two HUGE duffle bags, shoulder length blue hair, that nearly covered his eyes, huge circular glasses, a white shirt, with black designs all over it, long black jeans, and clean white socks, he was extremely scrawny. "Connor…, nice to meet you!" Chris said.
"Yeah…, thanks," Connor said, he simply walked over to the others with his duffle bags, without saying another word, he didn't even look at the other four, as he simply stood with them, and awaited the next camper to step off, the next camper was blonde, she had her hair tied up high in a pigtails, she had a very low-cut purple shirt on, black short shorts, and purple shoes. She had a nasty smile on her face, as she stepped confidently off of the bus.
"Hello Lola," Chris said, with a smirk.
"McClean," Lola responded, with a shrug, she walked past him, with her head held high.
"So…Lola, what's up?" Summer asked.
"Don't talk to me…peasant! Do you even know who I am?" Lola asked.
"A camper…, at a dirty, rundown summer camp, just like the rest of us, you aren't special," Connor stated, right away, and almost unemotionally.
Lola's eyes widened at this comment, and her face turned bright red, but as she got ready to yell, the next camper stepped off of the bus, or more like flipped off of the bus. This kid had short brown hair, a sweatband, a track jacket, sweatpants, and cleats, he back flipped off of the bus, and stuck his landing.
"Nice exit!" Chris said, giving the kid a thumbs up, the kid brushed himself off.
"Thanks man!" he said with a big smirk.
"So Norm, tell me, what do you think of the cast so far?" Chris asked, gesturing to the six campers who had gotten off before Norm: Azalea, Ronny, Kirsten, Candy, Connor, and Lola.
"They look…out of shape! We won't have that here! You guys need protein!" Norm said, walking over to Connor and holding up his arm, "Especially you bro! Your nothing but skin and bone!" Norm added.
"Help me! I'm being touched in uncomfortable places!" Connor screamed, still nearly emotionless.
Norm looked at a tad weird out, but the next camper stepped off of the bus, she was blonde, wore red framed glasses, had a long-sleeved pink shirt that exposed her stomach, long white pants, and black shoes, her shoes had a picture of Link on them from The Legend of Zelda, she was extremely pretty, it was Mona.
"Mona! Welcome to Camp McClean!" Chris greeted.
"Thanks Chris! This place is really cool, this is like being on adventure!" Mona cheered.
"Wow…, she's HOT!" Norm commented.
Candy rolled her eyes and bopped Norm on the head, as Mona walked over and joined everyone.
"Next up…Ivan!" Chris said, Ivan stepped off of the bus, Ivan had long, jet black hair, a white gi, tan, really baggy pants, and wooden sandals, he carried a wooden sword on his back.
"Chris, it is an honor to meet you," Ivan said, as he bowed to Chris.
"Why thank you Ivan, glad someone cares," Chris said with a smirk, as Ivan stood back up.
"I must show honor to the man who has allowed me to compete," Ivan said.
"That you must, now…, please go stand with the others," Chris told him.
"Right away!" Ivan said, as he calmly put his hands in the opposite sleeve and walked over to the other campers, the next camper was preparing to get off the bus now, he had dirty blonde shoulder length hair, bright blue eyes, a gray thermal shirt underneath of a green short sleeved shirt, dark blue jeans, brown shoes, and black fingerless gloves.
"Welcome to camp Todd!" Chris said.
"Looks like a nice place man, can't wait to get started," Todd said with a smile, as he fist bumped Chris.
"Good! Cause, hey, it'll be your funeral, not mine," Chris laughed.
"What was that?" Todd asked, turning around.
"Good luck Todd!" Chris said, as the next camper stepped off, he had a long sleeved green shirt, bright blue pants, brown shoes, rectangular framed glasses, but perhaps his most distinguishing feature was his bright green hair, which was brought neatly back into a ponytail, "hello there Omar, how ya doin'?"
"Kounichiwa!" Omar greeted, "That's Japanese for hello!" Omar said, with a laugh.
"Great, I could have gone my whole life WITHOUT knowing that," Chris said, rolling his eyes.
"But you didn't!" Omar cheered, "And that's the good news!" Omar said, with a huge smile.
"Could you please go stand over there before you give me a headache?" Chris asked.
"I could, and I will! For I am Omar…HERO OF THE…," Omar said, but was interrupted.
"GO!" Chris yelled, as another camper stepped off of the bus, this girl had long brown hair, a purple crossed shirt, blue short shorts, and purple heels, she seemed to strut off of the bus, rather than simply walk off.
"Ew…, she's weird," Lola commented.
"No, she's Taylor, our resident Fashionista!" Chris commented, "And she probably will HATE your outfit, just sayin'!" Chris said to Lola.
"Yeah…, it really doesn't go with your hair…, sorry honey," Taylor said, she had sort of a Russian accent.
"My foot, will go up YOUR…," Lola was about to say, but she was interrupted.
"Don't even say it…," Taylor said, rolling her eyes, "…but it would look better up there, than it does right now," Taylor added, before the next camper stepped off. This next girl, had shorter pink hair, with red streaks in a pattern. She wore a short sleeved pink shirt, and a big yellow flower in her hair, she had a white skirt on, and brown slippers.
"Elysa…, great to finally meet you," Chris greeted.
"The pleasure is aaaalll mine Chris!" Elysa shouted, as she put her hand out, but when Chris grabbed it, he was delivered a shock to his system.
"OUCH! What the heck WAS that?!" Chris asked, rubbing his hand.
"It's my joy buzzer! I've always wondered what it would be like to ACTUALLY get some idiot with that trick," Elysa laughed, Chris glared at her, "Now I know!"
"Yeah…, uhhh…, cool!" Chris said, folding his arms, "Now I know what a couple volts of electricity does to a person's body…, it IS not as fun as it looks in cartoons…," Chris said, "Anyway…, the rest of the cast is over there! You can join them, or you can get back on the bus and leave…," Chris said, "Your choice!"
"No! I'll stay!" Elysa shouted, as she performed a back handspring to the other contestants, as the next one stepped off of the bus. The next kid was extremely tall and muscular, he had smooth brown hair, that was spiked up in the front, his chest muscles were visible through his neatly ironed gray shirt, he had an white cargo pants, and big white shoes.
"Welcome Bruno, to Total Drama Campgrounds!" Chris greeted.
Bruno replied by rolling up his sleeves to show off his muscles, Taylor, Lola, Elysa, Mona, and even Kirsten stared in awe, as Bruno flexed, he winked at them, and then finally spoke, "Thanks Chris!" Bruno said in a deep voice, "I can't wait to win every challenge for my sure to wonderful team!" Bruno said, as he flexed over to the others, "And I can't wait to get to these lovely ladies," Bruno said, putting his arms around Taylor and Lola, and looking at them both and smirking.
"Wow…, he's definitely discrete about being so…, in love with himself," Chris said, Chef snickered at this comment, and Chris gave him a dirty look, at this time, another camper stepped off of the bus, this girl was tough looking, she definitely had a more muscles than the other girls, she had shorter blonde hair, that only fell a little past her ears, she had on a white tank top, and bright yellow shorts on, and clean white shoes.
"Welcome to camp Kimmy," Chris said.
"Yeah beautiful, welcome!" Bruno said, as he flexed his arm.
Kimmy simply smirked at Bruno though, "Sorry tough guy, but I only date guys who are tougher than ME!" Kimmy said with a smirk, as she walked past Bruno, pushing him to the side on her way past.
"You? Tougher than me?" Bruno said, rolling his eyes, "Dream on babe!" Bruno said, with a chuckle.
Kimmy just chuckled, as the next camper walked off of the bus, he was Spanish-African, he had his long black hair pulled back into a ponytail, he had Ozzy Osbourne sunglasses on, a red burret, a black coat, purple pants, elf shoes, and a red scarf around his neck.
"Whose Barbie?" Lola asked.
"The name's Phillipi, love, get it right," Phillipi said, in his normal, calm voice.
"And here's Phillipi Fargo!" Chris announced, "he's an artist!" Chris added.
"You are correct Chris! My title is an artist! And I am quite happy to be on this cast," Phillipi said, striking a pose, as he walked over to the other campers, the next person stepped off, he had brown hair, that fell down over one of his eyes, he had a faded green beanie on his head, a faded green hoodie, ripped up jeans, and red skater shoes on.
"Welcome to camp Quill!" Chris said, as the skater boy gave him a peace sign.
"Hey man, happy to be here duuude!" Quill said, giving Chris a high-five, "Any cool places to do some wicked moves 'round here bro?" Quill asked.
"You can try the cliff over there, that overlooks the ocean!" Chris said with a giggle, but he looked shocked when Quill actually took him seriously.
"Oh snap bro! That's seriously sweet! I can't wait!" Quill cheered.
Chris deadpanned, "Uh…, right, that's cool, if you wanna die!" Chris commented, as Quill skated over to the others, as another camper stepped off of the bus, the next camper had her hair tied back into a ponytail, she had on reading glasses, a black MCR shirt, that was very big on her, blue shorts, and small light purple shoes, she had headphones in, and a book tucked underneath of her arm.
"Welcome Haley!" Chris said, Haley simply nodded, "You don't talk, do you?"
"Not much," Haley answered quietly.
"Not even to me," Chris said, smiling big.
"Especially not you," Haley said quietly again, as she walked over to others, sat down, and opened her book, and pressed her face against the inside, Chris looked surprised, but the next camper came out immediately, he was tall, but extremely thin, he had black greased back hair, big glasses on, a long sleeved white shirt, a red tie, long black pants, and jet black shoes on, he stood straight up, and smiled big.
"Hello Donovan, welcome to Camp McClean," Chris announced.
"Salutations Chris! And thank you for the wonderful greeting, I hope that my presence and time here is an enjoyable one!" Donovan stated, as he saluted the cast, some of them rolled their eyes.
"Hey man, nice to meet ya!" Todd said, speaking up, and shaking Donovan's hand.
"Why hello fellow contestant, your name please?" Donovan asked.
"Todd, the name's Todd!" Todd said, with a smile.
"Very pleased to meet you my good man!" Donovan stated.
"Likewise," Todd said, the next camper stepped off, she had shorter brown hair, tanned skin, a dark gray sweater, and gray pants, she had on tall green shoes, that made her look taller.
"Welcome to the show Wanda!" Chris announced.
"Thank you," Wanda stated, "Hello everyone, I'm Wanda, future president of the United States, everyone looked her like she was crazy, this made her get a look of anger on her face, "I'm serious…," Wanda said, a tad angrily, which made everyone burst into laughter, except for Connor, Candy, and Todd.
"Good goal, I'm Connor," Connor said, actually being nice.
"Thank you for being NICE!" Wanda said, glaring at the other contestants.
"Heeey…, I DIDN'T LAUGH!" Candy said, slightly sad.
"Neither did I!" Todd pointed out.
"We've got a show to start, and there is two campers left, next is…Danni!" Chris announced, as an overweight girl stepped off of the bus. She had short red hair, and her face was decorated with makeup, she had on a tight fitting red jacket, that was zipped up all the way, slightly exposing her stomach, she also had on long black skinny jeans, and very ratty looking brown shoes.
"Hey everyone! Make way for me! Cause I'm here to win!" Danni shouted.
"I can't tell what's bigger, her, or her ego!" Omar whispered to Mona.
"Yeah, she looks kind of scary…," Mona whispered back.
After Danni stepped off, the last camper stepped off immediately after, he wore a black jacket, that hung far past his legs, and forked off, long black pants, shiny black dance shoes, and his black fedora was pulled over his dark blonde hair.
"Max? Is that you?" Chris asked.
"Is it me?" Max asked.
Max had some weird conception from the other campers, they all whispered things to each other.
"That's the weird guy who sat in the back of the bus with his legs crossed the entire time…," Wanda whispered to Connor.
"He's creepy…," Lola whispered.
"He's weak!" Bruno said aloud.
Max jolted up at this comment, and rushed over to Bruno, with his foot atop the picnic table, he put his hand on his chin, and the other hand underneath of Bruno's chin, if there was one distinguishing feature about Max, it's that his eyes were not open, "Hello…, are you the one who called me…weak?" Max asked, very sarcastically.
"Yes, now back off bro, your breath stinks," Bruno said.
"Dude's fast, sweet!" Quill chuckled.
"Well, you're absolutely…RIGHT!" Max commented, " I am weak!" he said with a laugh.
Bruno looked a little freaked out, but then, Chris started talking, "Alright guys, I need everyone to stand in front of Lake Beautiface," Chris stated, gesturing to the lake that resembled his face. "So we can take the promo picture!" Chris finished, as all of the campers walked to the lake front, and stood in the position, "Alright guys!" Chris said, snapping the picture, "We will now go to the bonfire pit! Where you will learn your teams!" Chris stated. Now, at the bonfire pit, the twenty-two campers sat around, and awaited Chris to announce the teams.
"Alright everyone, here's the deal, these teams will last for about half of the competition, so…try to be friends with your teammates," Chris chuckled.
"WILL DO!" Omar shouted excitedly, Lola elbowed him hard in the chest.
"Way to amp up the game there Chrissy!" Max said, with a laugh.
Chris ignored Max, and decided to announce the teams, he took out a clipboard, and gestured to the right, "If I call your name, go stand underneath the red flag: Omar, Candy, Lola, Phillipi, Mona, Wanda, Bruno, Ivan, Kirsten, Ronny, aaand Danni!" Chris announced, "You guys are the…Fighting Lions!" He said, as the red flag unraveled, revealing a standing lion with boxing gloves on.
"Sweet! We're fighting lions!" Omar said happily, Lola nudged him with her elbow, and he fell over.
"Now, for the other team, "When I call the rest of you, go stand over…there," Chris said, gesturing to the left, where there was a blue flag, "…Todd, Kimmy, Norm, Azalea, Elysa, Donovan, Connor, Haley, Taylor, Max, aaand Quill!" Chris announced, as he unraveled their flag, it appeared to be a dolphin with a parachute on its back, "You guys are the…Daring Dolphins!" Chris laughed.
"SICK!" Quill laughed, everyone else just shrugged.
"Now guys, we have the confessional booth where you can dish your deepest darkest secrets," Chris said, "But other than that, you guys go pick your cabins out, and meet me at the mess hall in one hour!" Chris announced.
(Confessional)
Omar: I'm an Otaku, that means I like anime…a lot, I just hope that being a nerd doesn't make the fans dislike me! Fans normally like the underdogs right? Well I'm the worlds underdog!
Lola: Omar is already aggravating! Ugh…, why did I end up on the LOSER team?!
Todd: Well, I guess it's game time, I'm ready to go, I just hope I'm not the first boot…
Max: I love this game already! Magic tricks? I can do them! HAHA! (Max opens his coat and all of his magic objects spill out.) Ooops.
(End)
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