Chapter 6: Sakura wins!
Hi guys! I'm back with a diiferent account ._. my previous account is Girlwithblackhair but it seems like I forgot what the password is so I decided to make a new one and voila! Okay now, because i got excited, i'll make this chapter longer than before! Rock and roll people!
Shonen: Yo, Theseonyxeyes doesn't own Naruto. She owns me, Yutakana Shonen. And Minamoto Yukiji
Itachi: We all knew that, go away
Shonen: (raised his eyebrow) what's with you?
Itachi: Nothing.. Just wanted to give you an advice. Keep yours guard up when you're sleeping (smirk) okay?
Shonen: I don't know what but I got a little scared
Sakura: (sweatdropped) ahahah.. Please do enjoy the story!
Sakura sat on one of the coach and raised her chin a little bit, "Could somebody please tell me what a farm girl like her doing in here? I don't want in the same room with her, her pig smell of her's could get on my uniform. And that's just the least things I want". Sakura is holding her laughter now.
Ino is pouting like a little child! It's very obvious that she's holding her anger, because Sakura had just ruined her evening! First, she had to wear a stupid farm girl outfit and now Sakura insulted her smell!
Ino tried curving her lips up into a smile, but failed miserably. Sakura flinched at seeing Ino's smile, 'Whoa, that is one freaky smile'. "Hey, why don't we settle this up and don't get ourselves into a fight, 'kay? How does that sound?", Ino continued her freaky smile. Sakura smirked, and nod slowly, "Sure, farmy'.
Oh, how Ino would like to explode right now! Once Ino won this thing, which she was so sure of that, she will hit Sakura's beautiful face hard with a frying pan. Of course.. she's not serious... or is she? Sakura find this fun, so she decided to continue the argument.
"Hey missy. Have you heard of a deodorant, perfume, or even taking a bath? 'Cause if you do, I suggest you to do that, immediately", Sakura stuck her tongue out at Ino, adding more fuel to the fire. Ino just couldn't help it anymore.
Ino smiled again, trying to relax her mind. Not that freaky smile, this time it was a fake smile, "Well, as far as I know, you're a spoiled, brat, and obviously bitchy". Ino just loved Sakura's reaction when her ever so calm face turn into a serious, suspicious one.
"Pig, what game are you playing?", she lift her right leg on her left leg, and try to calm herself down. Ino smiled, "Oh.. nothing". Ino took a glass of punch from the kitchen counter and began sipping it. Everyone watched the entire scene seriously, everyone except Kiba.
He's too busy staring at Sakura's beautiful legs. Sakura noticed this and blushed, "Hey, what are you looking at?!". Kiba grinned sheepishly, "I loved seeing your legs, Kawaii-chan. Does that bother you?". Sakura rolled her eyes in annoyance. Seriously, what girls don't get bothered when some boys looked at their legs?!
"You're looking at my legs! Of course I'm bothered by that!", Sakura stood up and sat on the kitchen counter, staying away from Kiba as far as possible. Naruto is sitting on the couch for who knows how long. Looks like he tried to calm himself down from the don't eat the ramen character.
Ino looked at Naruto and smirked, she sure made the right choice when she picked Naruto's character. He looked like he was ready to die any second now. Neji noticed Naruto's behaviour and decided to make him out of the game.
"Hey guys? What's a ramen?"
Hearing the sweet name of his favourite food, Naruto's ears perked up, 'Please don't talk about that. I'm begging you'. Hinata took the hint and felt sad for Naruto. But, this method acting thingy is to add her grade and there's nothing that could stop her from winning it.
"As a teacher, I will be glad to explain it to you stupid people. As you all know, ramen is a noodle. It is a wheat noodles served in meat or occasionally fish-based broth. Often flavoured with soy sauce or miso, and uses several toppings. Now, this ramen conversation really made me excited", Hinata smiled evilly while crossing her hands.
Everyone in the room snickered, looks like they silently agreed that victim number one will be Naruto. "Let's discuss about the noodle hm? You all surely knew the Ichiraku Ramen Bar right? Those long, thick, tasty noodles were made by Teuchi's own hands! Now don't get me start on the pork. Those top-grade black pork, unbelievably succulent meat with an irresistibly tender textures!". They all watched and enjoyed how Naruto is struggling now. He tried to keep his drool in his mouth, but looks like some of it went out.
Hinata smirked and took the chance to continue, "Oh, and the eggs! Those protein-rich eggs are the product of happy, free-ranging hens! Oh, wait 'till I told you about their seaweed. Those blessing from the sea comes from the deepest depths of the atlantic ocean! Oh, I also heard that the shrimps are delivered daily from the coast, those fresh shrimps are truly delightful! –Sigh- Aren't I a good teacher or what?".
Naruto was practically screaming ramen on top of his lungs in his mind right now! He can't take it anymore!, "RAMEEEEEN! I'M OUT FROM THE GAME! PEACE!". He opened the door and ran away, probably to Ichiraku Ramen Bar.
Iruka clapped his hands once, "That makes him out of the game, interesting huh?". Tenten ignored him and scanned her friends to find out who her next target should be. Her eyes stopped at Sai and she smirked. She got a good plan in mind. Scratch that, an evil plan.
"Hey, ice cream guy. I heard there's an art show in the Konoha Museum", Tenten smirked and continue chewing her bubblegum. Sai's ears perked up hearing the sound of 'art show'. He dropped his ice cream guy hat and left Iruka's house.
Everyone in the room sweatdropped, 'That was quick'. Iruka clapped his hands once again, "So that means, Sai is out of the game as well". Everyone nodded and sat on the couch, thinking of a strategy. Iruka stared at his now seriously thinking students. And a great idea popped in his mind. With this plan, one of them will be out for sure.
Iruka started waving his hands in front of his face, acting as if a fly is flying right in front of his face, "Stupid fly, go away!". He shooed the fly away but 'accidentally' tripped on something. He fell and broke the glass window beside him.
Tenten looked shock, "Oh my god, Iruka-sensei! Are you okay?". Iruka stood up from the help of Tenten, and laughed loudly, "Tenten, you broke character. Please leave this house". Tenten frowned, cursed silently and stomped away angrily.
Sakura quietly exhales in relief, lucky for her that Tenten caught in the trap. If Tenten didn't do that, Sakura will be out of the game by now. Iruka chuckles, "Okay now. Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, and Ino. There is only the six of you now. Six out of nine isn't that bad".
Sakura sat quietly, she has got to think of a plan to make Ino out of the game, she looked at Ino who is talking with Neji. She looks exhausted answering all of Neji's question. But she keeps her farm girl smile always.
She looked at the glass of punch that Ino held in her right hand. And an idea flashed in Sakura's mind. She mentally laugh evilly. She stood from her sit and walked towards Ino. Ino noticed Sakura's presence and keep cautious.
Sakura smiled, "What? Can't I get a punch?". Sakura took one of the punch, took a sip and poured it on Ino's clothes. "Woops.. my hand is slippery, sorry farmy", she winked and sat back on position. Ino froze in her place, speechless.
Okay, what just happen? Sakura took a punch.. poured it on her.. on her ugly farm girl outfit which she is forced to wear.. "SAKURAAAA! I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU KNOW!", Ino jumped to attack Sakura but blocked by Iruka.
"Now, now, Yamanaka you're out of the game", Iruka point to his door with led outside. Ino glared at Sakura on last time and walked out, slamming the door closed. "Hey! I paid good money for that door!", Iruka shouted.
Suddenly, Sasuke's phone rang. Everyone in the room looked at Sasuke. Sasuke took his phone and looked who called him. 'Kaa-san is calling'. Sasuke sighed, 'Not the right time, Kaa-san'. Iruka smirked, fully known that if Sasuke answered the call, it means that he will have to broke character.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Answer it", Iruka crossed his hands in challenge. Sasuke shrugged and answered the call, "Moshi moshi".
'Sasuke-chan, when wil you be at home?'
"Sorry, I don't know this Sasuke you are speaking of. You must be calling the wrong person"
'-gasp- Sasuke-chan! How dare you talk to your mother like that!'
Sasuke groans and looked behind him, his friends and Iruka is grinning, they want him to broke character. But noo, Sasuke won't let that happen.
"Sorry, this is Oseikkana Seito"
'Sasuke-chan.. I'm so disappointed at you.. Lying to your own mother like that..-Sniffs-'
Oh great, now his mom just had to make him feel guilty. He looked behind him once more, Sakura is bragging how she was the richest girl in school while Kiba complimented her sexiness. Iruka seems like he's making a pudding (AN: What? Can't a ninja make a pudding?) and Hinata is reading a book, know this, a How To Confess Your Love To A Blond Idiot book. Neat huh? Oh, and Neji is bugging Hinata once in a while too.
Sasuke turned to his phone and whispered, "Sorry, Kaa-san. I'm in a method acting so I cannnot broke character"
'-Giggles- But you just did!'
"Yes. Yes he did broke his character"
That's weird. It's not Sasuke's voice. "Iruka-sensei!", Sasuke eyes turned wide in surprise. Iruka chuckled, "Trying to play quiet huh? Well, it doesn't work on me. Go to your house, Uchiha". Sasuke frowns, hung up the call and walked outside from Iruka's house to the Uchiha Mansion.
Sakura smirked in victory, 'Okay, there's five of us left. And i'm sure I'm going to win'. Sakura's choice is made. Her next target will be Neji and Hinata. She will save Kiba for the last because beating Kiba is rather hard. Afterall, he's a pervert. And his character is a pervert as well, and that makes him nothing to act as.
Now, how can she beat Neji and Hinata? Let me see.. Hinata likes Naruto and Neji loves birds (AN: LOL, Neji loves birds). Sakura can take that as an advantage. Sakura thought for a while.. she thought so hard she didn't even realise that Kiba is staring at her legs. Again. Sakura think hard and... Got it! She took her phone and acting that she received a phone call.
"Oh my Kami, what!? Naruto is at the hospital!? But why? –gasp- He fought with a very rare bird!?", she looked at her two Hyuuga friends and they were out of sight already. Sakura smirked, 'that's fast'.
Iruka clapped his hands excitedly, "Nicely done, Mesokusei. Now there are only both of you left. Let's see who is going to receive an addition grade shall we?". Sakura smirked and lifted her chin up while Kiba is grinning sheepishly.
It's midnight now and Iruka is sleeping in his bedroom peacefully while Kiba and sakura get to sleep in the living room. But not on the same place obviously. Sakura get to sleep on a coach while Kiba get to sleep on another couch.
Sakura woke from her sleep and yawned. She looked at her right and saw Kiba sleeping peacefully, he look so innocent. Sakura smiled, Kiba is even cuter when he's asleep. Sakura shook her head and went back to sleep but unfortunately for her, Kami didn't let her to.
'I think I'm going to have a nice cup of hot milk. That will help me to sleep', Sakura nod to herself and walked to the kitchen to make a nice relaxing cup of hot milk. Hearing the noises that came from the kitchen, Kiba woke up and yawned. He looked on his left and saw no Sakura. So he guessed that she must be in the kitchen.
Kiba walked to the kitchen and found a beautiful girl wearing her school uniform, her pink locks is messy because of the sleeping. She was pouring a hot milk to her glass. "What are you making there?". Sakura startled and put her hrt milk on the kitchen counter, "Why are you up?"
Whew, Sakura almost broke character. Kiba shrugged, "I heard noises from here". Sakura smirked, Kiba is pretty forgetful, isn't he? "Hey, I thought that you're coming here to see my legs?". Kiba raised his eyebrow, "Nah, I think I'm going to make myself a hot milk too".
That does it... "You broke character! I win!", Sakura jumped in happiness and hugged Kiba, "Oh thank you Kiba!". Sakura ran towards the door and before she left Kiba, she said, "I won!". Kiba smiled watching her form went away and took Sakura's hot milk and began drinking it.
DUN! DUN! DUUUN!
So here ya go! Chapter six! Please review and thank you for reading! :D
-Theseonyxeyes