Joker's P.O.V

I was smirking slightly, clutching the unconcussion from of Batman to my side. If only he could see himself leaning on me right now. He would shoot me, no kill rule or not. The black van we had stolen was bumpy, making the Bat almost squash me with ever turn. My goons were looking uneasily at each other, then back at me and Bats. My cracked makeup flaked off when I smiled a cold smile.

"Chain him up to the equator when we get there. Don't touch him after, or every bone in both your hands with be broken. One. At. A. Time." The hired help flinched, but nodded.

"The plans I have for you, Brucey Boy." I whispered into his ear seductively. He was too far out to reach. I smiled a slightly psychotic smile, remembering the fight that had broke out last week after the successful bank heist...

-Flash Back-

"Stop bouncing around!" Batman growled in his ugly scratchy throat thingy. He grabbed widly for me, but I escaped his grasp each time. I was waiting on my hired help. The basterds better not of run out on me. "More bodys mean more litter!" Harley Quinn's voice chimed in my head. Just as the Bat grabbed me by the throut, my goons showed up. They jumped him from behind, and the Bat let go of me. With a few coughs and curses, I could breath. The clowns in costume had pinned Batman to the wall of the backalley.

"Get OFF!" He screamed, pulling madly at the 6 pairs of arms that held him still.

"Is the little Bat trapped?" I asked, cackiling. My clowns stayed silent. I swaggered over to Bat, and pressed up against him. I felt around for his lower anotomy, finding nothing protecting it. With wide eyes, the Flying-Rat squirmmed.

"Don't." He said loudly, trying to twist away. I squeezed through the black fabirc, and Batman moaned. I could tell he was large down there, but how large, was still a mystery. With the moans coming from Batsy, the help lightened up thier grip. With a twist and kick, the Bat had broken free. With a raging hard-on, he flung my goons like ragdolls, heading full speed to me. I ran as fast as I could through the alleyway. I looked back when I ran out of breath, and found the Batman to be gone. With a smile I headed back to my hideout. What fun I would have tonight with the new information on Batsy. We never mentioned what had happened when we fought a couple days later, but we both knew it was still on our minds. Mine especially.

-Flash Back End-

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