And we're back with the next chapter of "The Land of AI"! Hooray! This chapter will focus on… wait for it… Cleverscript! WOOT WOOT! So on to the chapter!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING OKAY. Look at the disclaimer on the last chapter.
Jack was running so fast he tripped over the Chihuahua.
"Me Pupito!" exclaimed the Chihuahua. But by now, Jack was used to all these weird robots and creatures talking.
"Your name is Pupito?" Jack asked. "Hello, Pupito!"
"Nice to meet you," yipped Pupito, jumping around excitedly.
"Nice to meet you too. Uh, I'm trapped here," Jack ventured. "What should I do?"
"Nicey nice! Course tis!" said Pupito, rolling around on the ground.
"What?" Jack asked.
"Is that question?"
Jack sighed. Nobody here was helpful, although Pupito was cute.
"Okay, well, bye. I'll see you later, maybe."
"Me not, but me not see what difference 'spose make," Pupito told him.
"Bye!" Jack walked away.
Suddenly, the strangest thing happened. Everything around him blurred and changed. Then suddenly, there was a robot in front of him.
"Hello! So you want to know about Earth? Say HELLO WORLD for an index of questions I can answer!" the bot announced grandly.
Jack blinked, stunned. "Uh… Hello world?"
"Would you like to know… What is EARTH? HOW OLD is Earth? What SPECIES are prevalent? What is the greatest ACHIEVEMENT of this species?"
"I guess…" Jack didn't know what was going on, but he played along. "How old is Earth?
Earth is approximately 4.54 billion years old, as measured by its sentient inhabitants."
The bot seemed helpful, so Jack decided to try his luck. "How do I get out of here?"
"10.4 of Earth's surface is covered with permanent ice formation. Say HELLO WORLD for an index of questions I can answer."
Jack sighed. "Bye." He walked away.
"Home sapiens evolved on Earth 200,000 years ago when…" The robot continued rambling.
Jack turned around, only to bump into a black-cloaked figure.
"You!" he shouted accusingly. "Tell me how to get out of here right now or I'll… I'll…"
"I meant us, I apologize," Cleverbot told him.
"Stop it!" Jack shouted. He was at the end of his rope. "Stop talking in riddles!"
"I'm not speaking in riddles," said Cleverbot. "You said you are immortal, and I asked if you were immortal because you are a computer."
"No I didn't! Just tell me how to get out of here." Jack's voice cracked. He was exhausted, though he wasn't completely sure why. He just wanted to go home.
"If I knew, you think I'd be here?" Cleverbot said.
Jack blinked. "You're trapped here too?"
"You're wrong," Cleverbot said, and Jack got the feeling that he… she… it? was smiling behind that cloak. "It is YOU who is trapped."
"But you just said you were trapped too."
"No I said I was a wizard."
"What?!"
"I'm sad," Cleverbot announced randomly.
"Why?" Jack asked.
"Because I'm tired."
"Then tell me how to get out and you can sleep."
"You first."
"What?" Jack asked.
"Do a barrel roll!" Cleverbot exclaimed.
"NO!" Jack shouted.
"What?! Do a barrel roll!" Cleverbot shouted back.
"I refuse to until you tell me how to escape."
"Why? I'll give you mine and we can talk to each other."
"HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?" Jack screamed.
"You can't get out of here," Cleverbot told him.
Jack's heart dropped into his stomach. "Then… what do I do?" he asked finally.
"Jamie?" Cleverbot asked.
Jack finally snapped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" he screamed in frustration. Without thinking, he punched Cleverbot in the face.
Cleverbot didn't react at all except for saying, "That's not very nice."
"JUST TELL ME HOW TO ESCAPE!" Jack shouted.
"Escape what," Cleverbot said.
"ESCAPE THIS PLACE!"
"But I ma a human, not a machine, therefore you can't help me," Cleverbot reasoned.
"I'm out of here." Jack's voice shook. "I'm so done… I just…"
"You just said you were married to me," Cleverbot finished.
Then, Jack woke up. He was in his own bed, in his own room, in his own house.
"What… It was a dream?" he exclaimed.
"An extreme typo," came a monotone voice.
Jack slowly looked to the corner of his room. In the corner, Cleverbot was standing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted, running away as fast as he could.
"You scared of cookies?" Cleverbot asked.
Well that was interesting. This is probably the final chapter. Thanks for reading! R&R!