A/N: Here we are! And Here. We. Go.

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The look on Bruce's adorable face, made me start wheezing with laughter. A horror struck look, but lust hidden deep within his dark stormy blue eyes gave him away. After a moment of him staring, and me laughing so hard I had crumpled part of my jacket, Batman growled and looked away. His face became a neutral mask. I stopped laughing.

"Don't like what you see, Brucey Bat?" I asked turning his head, so he could look straight into my unforgiving green eyes. He choked a bit, as he stared into me.

"I just... wasn't expecting it..." He said trailing off, a slight blush rasing on his cheeks.

"What?" I said, taking a fist full of his hair, and leaning his head back to face mine.

"Something... Pure? Like my hair? Or something... beautiful. Like my eyes." He visibly swallowed. I chuckled, and said quietly "I know it's not my lips." I took my free hand and traced my old scares. "Why so serious?" I whispered to myself, flashing back to the moment when I got them.

-Start Flash-

I was 23 then, just starting out. Even though, I was already a big-time criminal. I had just come back from a money drop. I was kneeling at the foot of my boss's chair, a man who called himself Bane. I had lost the money, and had gotten all 7 of my men killed. Bane was shaking with anger. "You know what they told me? WHY they killed my best men?!" He grabbed my chin and said "They said they were 'Playful'. And you were 'Serious'." I gulped as he took out a large hunting knife and placed it at the side of my mouth. "I only have one question for you." He took the blade, and stuck it into my mouth. "Why. So. Serious?"

-End Flash-

The slogan had stuck with me since. I had almost shivered, but held it. I had worked past that point in my life. Without these scars, I would be nothing of what I am today. I licked my lips, and said "I always wanted to know what it felt like to kiss normal lips. I've forgotten." I gazed off for a moment, before snapping my attention back to The Bat.

"And I will find out. Tonight."

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A/N: Sorry for being so short. School starts tomorrow for me! And it's like, all most one! I'm going back to the place where I can't write, but I'm trying out a new app for that, so I might! Thanks for all the awesome reveiws!

With Love! 3,

Ace Of Spadez