Hey, to anyone who actually decided to even get to Chapter 2, I would just like to say thanks. I know I published this not too long ago, but I couldn't stop think about it and so, here's Chapter 2…

It was a peaceful Monday morning in the redneck town of South Park, Colorado. The sky was a beautiful shade of Columbia Blue and the air was, as always, crisp and cold, but that was all about to change.

In South Park elementary, all of the students were sat on the bleachers but they all hated the morning assemblies and thought they were boring, so they much preferred to talk to each other. 'Attention students!' Principal Victoria spoke into the megaphone, 'this morning, we have a lot to discuss,' she sounded excited, even though she said that same thing during every assembly.

'First of all there has been a lot of talk about yesterday's incident with Eric Cartman, however we would like it to come to an immediate stop.' Despite hearing this, Cartman wasn't bothered, but then again he wasn't paying much attention anyway.

'Also, we are still accepting permission slips to our upcoming school trip to Camp Trinidad, a prisoner of war camp used in the Second World War. Upon hearing this, Cartman's ears perked up and he thought of an "ingenious" idea. Suddenly, he pushed through the rows, raced down the steps (embarrassingly tripping up) and snatched the megaphone from Principal Victoria.

Just as Cartman was about to speak, he noticed some girls talking on the back row, and to try and shut them up he yells 'HEYYYY! SHUT UP!' Cartman wasn't sure on how to phrase this, but he could see Mr Mackey getting ready to stop him and all of a sudden he yelped out 'I, Eric Cartman will be starting my very own holocaust!' all of the children looked around in confusion, many of them not knowing what the holocaust was.

'That's so STUPID!' a random 6th grader screamed

'Shut up Scott Tenorman, you little asswipe!' Cartman retaliated. A few of the children gasped and a couple of teachers too, but most people were either shocked at what Cartman had said, or looking up the word holocaust on their phones.

'Yes, unfortunately the Jewish population is on the rise and it is our responsibility to stop it… if anyone is interested, our first meeting is at my house, tonight at 5 o'clock,' everyone kept silent. 'Oh, and did I mention, there will be free pizza!' all of a sudden, the crowd erupted in cheers which took nearly 10 minutes to die down. At that, Cartman was escorted by Principal Victoria to his seat and on the way, she whispered into his ear 'My office, after assembly and don't forget!'

At 5 o'clock in Cartman's basement…

Crowds of people were talking, excited, but mainly for the free pizza. And by crowds, I mean big crowds, flowing out of the basement and into the rest of the house, infact at least 90% of all the elementary school students were there.

'Attention every-' Cartman was about to finish, before he was rudely interrupted by Craig. 'I'm sorry, what was that Craig?' Cartman asked

'I said, where's the free pizza?'

'YEAH!' the whole crowd shouted simultaneously.

'Oh- errrrmmmm- there is none!'

Within seconds, everyone was gone, Cartman was devastated, and on the way out, with the outgoing crowd, Token yelped 'F*ck you, man' which was clearly directed to Cartman. And the room was now empty, completely empty, except for Cartman and Butters.

'Come on Butters, we need to get to work!' Cartman tried to stay positive, that was what his psychiatrist advised him

'But, I don't wanna, I was just gonna ask if I could use your bathroom!'

'BUTTERS! YOU WILL HELP ME OR GOD HELP ME I WILL-' Cartman stopped, he almost felt a little upset for Butters, who was now, curled at the back of the chair, intimidated by Cartman and his threats.

'Aw Butters!' Cartman sighed 'let's just get to work,' he said in an almost hesitant tone. And at that, they started campaigning.

Thanks for reading! If you have any criticisms or compliments, then feel free to review! Anyway, that's all until next chapter. XD