I'm so sorry for the long wait, I've been really busy recently and travelling across the country so I've not had much of a chance to write this chapter. If you're reading this I'd like to say thanks SO much that you've been reading and a special thanks to anyone who's reviewed and followed/ favourited, anyway there's nothing else to say so on with the Fanfic...

'Hurry up Butters!' Cartman said as he, the fat German and Kenny's parents sneakily crept up to the Military Base. Butters was lacking behind, because he had to carry all the spy equipment. As the gang snuck up to the entrance, Cartman took out a crowbar and attempted to pry open the door, but to no avail. He was panting and wheezing due to his morbid obesity and was making a lot of noise which almost sabotaged the whole plan.

'Move!' the fat German muffled, spitting a crumb of his promised bagel on to Cartman's balaclava. Cartman held his anger in and wiped it off, although he probably wouldn't have been able to throw a tantrum because he was still coughing and breathing heavily. Then, the fat German grabbed the crowbar and after one attempt, the door flung open, Cartman was shell shocked and slightly embarrassed and the fat German just bit back into his bagel.

'This way,' Cartman whispered, gesturing down the hall 'Come on!' The group edged down the hall unnoticed, they came to a turn and Cartman peered his head round the corner. 'Okay, there's two guards around that corner, Butters, you crawl through the air vent and once you're on the other side you'll distract the guards and they'll chase you-'

'B-b-but what do I do once they're chasing me?! And what do I do if they catch me?!' Butters stuttered

'I DON'T KNOW!' Cartman snapped 'I CAN'T THINK OF EVERYTHING!'

'Er-ermmmmm... okay' a reluctant Butters said as he climbed into the air vents.

'Alright, so we have to go through this quickly,' Cartman bellowed in a commando voice 'as soon as Butters distracts the guards, we'll sneak into the room that they're guarding,' Cartman gestured towards the door once we've done that, well...we'll save that for later...' the fat German and Kenny's parents looked at each other excited but also worried, they were after all, under Cartman's commands.

In Kyle's basement...

'Okay, this is the first gathering of the We Hate The Passion Of The Christ army- I mean club' Kyle said in a loud voice, hammering a gavel against a dining table. Kyle had about thirty adults in his basement, most of them Jewish (Kyle could tell because of their traditional Jewish Kippas) 'alright, just out of interest do any of you have any experience in war?' nobody replied, until a Jewish man sat at the back shouted, 'No! The army Commandant said that Jews can't be in the war!'

'Son of a bitch!' Kyle muttered under his breath just as his mother walked in

'What-what-what?!' Sheila muttered in disbelief 'KYLE BROFLOVSKI!' she yelled 'NEVER, EVER USE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT AGAIN!'

'But mom-'

'NO BUT'S!' Kyles mother interrupted him 'If I hear you talking like that again, you're grounded, and that means you can't hold this club here either!'

'Okay mom,' Kyle said in an embarrased voice because all of the adults were making giggling sounds, all except for Mrs.B

'That's right!' she said in a firm voice 'now do you want any lemon squares?'

'No mom,' Kyle groaned and all of the adults continued to giggle. '...anyway a group has been formed in order to start another holocaust!'

'What?' a few Jews shouted out as they shared confused looks

'Yes, another holocaust and because we're all Jews here, I assume that we all dissaprove of such a group and that we'd all be happy with stopping said group!' Kyle shouted, now starting to sound a bit like Cartman did.

'WAIT!' a muslim man who was sat at the back said in a very stereo-typical Saudi Arabian accent. 'So it's not about The Passion Of The Christ?!... we'll I don't give a sh*t about the Jew's so f*ck it!'he said as he stormed out of the house and nearlyknocking Sheila over as he headed out the front door.

Back at the Military Base...

'There it is!' Cartman squeeled in disbelief

'Jackpot!' the fat German said as he, Cartman and Kenn's parents were stood before the most magnificent aray of weaponry that they had ever seen

'Isn't it beautiful?!' Cartman screeched. At that moment, Butters came running in panting but having enough breath to scream 'They chased me back here, and they're right behind me!'

'SH*T' Cartman was angry, especially because they were running out of time 'grab as much stuff as you can and RUN!'

Cartman grabbed a couple of rifles, three handguns and a bazooka and jumped on a quad. The fat German managed to pick up the explosives trunk. Kenny's parents jumped in a plane, loaded and fully equipped with machine gun and missile launcher, which was not very safe considering they were drunk (as usual). And last but not least, Butters jumped into a tank and they all managed to shoot, fly and destroy their way out of what remained of the Military Base, although it was closer to a pile of ashes than to a building.

Once again, I'm so sorry for the long wait and I will continue to post regularly. I have to say if you like this then you should check out one of my favourite fanfic authors (if you haven't already) Spikewristeddrummergirl. Also, there's a new poll on my page so check it out.

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