I told you that I would be updating soon! Anyway, if you're even reading this, thanks for getting this far. First, I'd like to give a shout out to my most regular reviewer... Mollanise! And also thanks to the five of you who have followed this story aswell. If you haven't already, there's a new poll on my profile and it's to decide on a new character, or if you think the characters so far are fine there's an option for that too! I do not own South Park and the fat German was just a character I made up in my head, if you think he deserves a proper name then tell me in the reviews. Anyway, on with the chapter...

'You WHAT?!' Kyle screamed, so loud that everyone else in the schoolyard could hear him.

'You heard me, I now have an aray of military weapons, and hi-tech gear that'll blow your stupid Jewish family into smitherines!' Cartman teased, not realising he may aswell as gave Kyle a plan on how to stop him.

'Don't talk about my family fatass!' Kyle defended

'Wow, wow guys what's going on?' Stan interrupted the argument before it got out of hand.

'HE,' Kyle explained 'stole weapons of mass destruction in order to execute all the Jews!'

'Jesus Christ! Cartman!' Stan stood there in complete and utter shock, he knew Cartman was bad, and he knew that Cartman hated Jews, and he knew that Cartman did all sorts of crazy things to get his own way, but this was bad, maybe even worse than the two times that Mecha-Streisand attacked the city.

'Okay, I'll be in you dumb club,' Stan whispered to Kyle, but making sure that Cartman couldn't hear.

'Thanks,' said Kyle. Unfortunately for Stan, Cartman did hear this and thought that the comment was directed to himself,

'Haha, screw you Kyle, now your tree-hugger little boyfriend is on my side!' Cartman buzzed.

'Shut up Cartman! I have a girlfriend!' Stan protested, but he couldn't get his point across for Cartman had already set off, skipping down the hall.

That night in Cartman's basement...

Cartman was walking dow the basement stairs 'Mom, can I hold another meeting h-... Oh My God MOMMMMMM!' what Cartman saw was, in his opinion, the most horrendous thing he'd ever witnessed, although this would probably be replaced in a couple of days. What he saw was vile and dsigusting. What he saw was his mother and Mr Mackey "Parking the car".

'OH GOD MOM!' Cartman covered his eyes but he was so tempted to look 'PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!' Liane was mortified.

'Oh sorry shnookums!' apologized Mrs Cartman wrapping a sheet around herself.

'I should probably go m'kay!' Mr Mackey said embarrassed 'see ya in school, Eric'

'GET OUT!' Cartman shouted, and so Mr Mackey walked out, with Mrs Cartman close by.

That night Cartman waited for Stan... and waited... and waited. Until he finally snapped.

'Oh, so little hippie Stan thought it would be funny NOT to show up, well d'ya know what f*ck it, f*ck him, because with all of these weapons, who needs them?!' the rest of his army were looking at him with concerned faces and thinking that he might be going crazy!

At Kyle's house...

'Okay, so I'd like to introduce our newest recruit, Stan' Kyle said before his army of around thirty adults.

'Hi' said Stan

'Okay, so it has come to our attention that our rival group has gone way out of hand and stole an aray of weapons from the nearby Military Base.'

'What?!' the group exchanged confused looks, especially considering the rival group was also run by a child.

'Anyway, so unless we improve our army, we stand no chance in winning this war!'

Now the adults realised something they realised how stupid this whole thing sounded, and that the leaders of the armies were children, most probably the tow boys got into an argument and now they've gone off and are plotting a war involving toy fighter jets and action figure soldiers. But it didn't matter, they wanted to stay true to their religion and if there was actually, a highly armed, morbidly obese terrorist who wanted to execcute all the Jews, then it was their responsibility to stop him.

'So what do we do?!' cried out a man at the back

'We also have to improve our army, now I have a plan, it may sound crazy, but it'll work, I guarantee.

And so, that night Kyle and his army set off to one of the largest army bases in the country, and against all odds, raided it, they managed to grab everything all of the guns, all of the ammo, all of the quads and tanks and fighter jets

And just as they were busting out of the base, Kyle muttered to himself

'This is some serious sh*t'

Okay, that's it for this chapter, I hope you liked it. If you did, don't forget to review or follow. Remember to check out the poll on my profile and that's all for now.