Thanks to those of you who are reviewing and especially to 'lovekyman' for her nice review the other day, keep it up guys. I was thinking of adding a new character to this fanfic and I have a poll on my profile that suggests some ideas, or if there's none you like you can suggest any ideas in the reviews. Thanks for readind, I accept any concrit and I'm stoked because even I don't know what's gonna happen next, but I guarantee it'll be AMAZING! XD

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the fat German

Speaking of the fat German, I was thinking of giving him a name, if you have any ideas feel free to review or if you think he doesn't need a name that's okay. XD

'Eric!' Butters was running down the school hall and looking for Cartman, and then he saw him by his locker.

'Eric!' Butters got his attention 'Kyle made his own army and he's got like thirty adults and he raided a military base and he's planning to stop us!' Butters alerted, struggling for breath and proud of his loyalty to his army.

'Crap!' Cartman muttered 'well, thanks for telling me Butters, you did the right thing,'

'What are we gonna do Eric?!' Butters cried out

'Hmmmmm...well...we could launch an attack on their amry, but we'd lose for sure!' Cartman thought to himself.

Then Kyle walked past 'Hey guys!' Kyle greeted, although this was the first time he'd talked to Cartman in quite a while.

'Hey Kyle!' said Butters. Then the bell went for homeroom.

'See ya!' Kyle said as he caught up with Stan and Kenny to walk into class with them.

'Butters! What are you doing?!' Cartman pulled Butters close, so Kyle wouldn't hear 'we can't talk to him, he's the leader of our enemy army!'

'B-but' Butters was lost for words because Kyle was one of his best friends 'okay' he sighed

'Good' Cartman nodded 'now we're having another meeting tonight but this time at raisins.

'OOH! Maybe I'll see Lexus there' Butters squealed like a little girl

'BUTTERS! Take a hint...' Cartman leaned in close so that this next part would hurt '...LEXUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU!'

'B-but' Butters was speechless, this was heart-breaking, all the gifts he gave her, he even got grounded for maxing out his dad's credit card. Cartman saw the tears swelling up in his eyes and thought that he wasn't going to show up.

'Butters,' Cartman sighed 'I'm sorry for screaming at you like that, if you want then we can hold the meeting somewhere else!'

'No!' Butters mumbled, 'I'll show that skank!' Butters said with an evil look in his eye, this brought Cartman pleasure and he was excited to see what Butters was going to do.

A few minutes later, in homeroom...

Token was flying a paper airplane, Kevin and Clyde were playing football*, the girls were sat gossiping at the back of the room, Kenny was dead in the corner, Tweek was running around and screaming about undrepants gnomes, Craig was trying to calm him down, Kenny's corpse statred to attract mice, the goth kids were slitting their wrists, Damien set Pip on fire, Pip was screaming, Timmy fell from his wheelchair, the mice were eating Kenny's corpse, Jimmy was telling his terrible jokes, Stan was shouting 'they killed Kenny', Kyle was shouting 'those b*stards!', the rats had finished eating Kenny, Pip found some water and put himself out, Damien set him on fire again and those kids in the background that you never really notice were setting up a prank to kill the teacher.

'Alright class, calm down!' said Mr Garrison, however the kids continued to wreack havoc. 'CLASS, I said calm down!' but, as expected they carried on 'SHUT THE F*CK UP YA LITTLE PUNKS BEFORE I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YA!' screamed Mr Garrison holding up a little handgun, this got everyones attention as they sat at their desks in dead silence (except for Kenny of course) even the mice stayed quiet at the threat.

Suddenly, Mr Mackey walked through the door holding Cartman and Butters by the collar, 'I found these two delinquants wandering around the halls!...M-kay' he said in a strict tone.

'Delinquants?' Cartman whispered to Butters

'Well boys I'm afraid I'm going to have to call your mothers and tell them,'

'B-b-but my p-parents they'll ground me!' Butters pleaded

'Well you should have thought of that before you decided to break the rules... m-kay!' shouted Mr Mackey.

'Okay Mr Mackey, I'll take care of these!' said Mr Garrison

'Oh, and Mr Garrison, is that a 10mm glock on your desk m-kay?!'

'Errr, no' Mr Garrison replied, clearly slipping the gun into his pocket.

Mr Mackey walked out of the room with a discerning look on his face.

Then a new, and alive, Kenny walked through the door , but the trap that the background kids set, went off and Kenny was whacked with a rusty air conditioner and went flying through the window onto some rusty nails from woodshop.

* I'm from the UK so to any USA readers, by football I mean soccer

Thanks for reading, I'm sorry for the wait but I won't give up on this fanfic 'til the very end!

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