Yay, Chapter 8 has arrived, it feels like ages since I started this fanfic, I can't even remember what happened in the first couple of chapters! But this fanfic will go on...

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- SpikeWristedDrummerGirl

- Mollanise

- lovekyman

Thanks to all three of you, I live for those reviews (and other things) so keep it up!

'Ahhhhhh, Raisins!' Cartman said as he burst through the doors of the resturaunt 'like Hooters, only younger, sluttier girls' he chuckled like a little school girl as he looked over to a raisins girl giving a boy a lap dance. Butters entered shortly after Cartman and definitely making an entrance. He strode in, tall and proud (because he was on stilts), and to Cartman's shock, he actually looked good, he wore a stylish Ralph Lauren polo and some Old Navy jeans. His hair was combed over and he topped it all off with his Ray-Bans aviator sunglasses.

And of course this attracted the attention of Lexus.

'Haha, typical,' Butters laughed as the slutty, gold-digger walked over to him.

'Heyyyyyyyy Butterrrrrssss!' Lexus walked over in what Butters found to be a pathetic attempt to seduce him. Slowly, she catwalked around him until she stopped and sat on his lap. 'So,' she spoke softly, whispering into his ear 'I haven't seen you in a while,' she croaked, holding onto the last note.

'Yeah, infact I recall that the last time we met, you left me with my heart in my mouth' Butters grunted.

'Oh, sorry baby, I just don't know what got over me, but you still love me, don't you!'

'Oh God, this is worse than f*cking High School Musical 3!' Cartman complained 'just take my order, ya slutty hoe!'

'Hmff' Lexus grunted as she was interrupted. She walked over to Cartman, although she'd much rather of stayed with Butters.

'And what can I get you!'

'Well, let's see... I'll have 3 cheeseburgers, without the lettuce and tomato, and 2 portions of nachos but without the peppers in the salsa, 5 chicken and bacon salads, without the salad, 7 chocolate milkshakes, a pile of pancakes, a large bowl of chocolate ice cream.' Cartman stopped for a breath 'a tex-mex for 5 people, double chocolate chip peanut butter cookies...' this long list of food went on for another 10 minutes ' a BLT without the LT, a chicken wrap without the wrap, mayonaise or lettuce, a skewer of marshmallows coated in chocolate and a 4lbs serving or jelly beans'

'And will there be anything else?!' Lexus asked although she had to stop writing and get someone else to write down half of the order for her because her hand hurt.

'Errrrmmmm, OH! How could I forget, a bucket of KFC with extra gravy and a side of Macdonalds fries!' Cartman added. Lexus feared the thought of having to carry all of that stuff but she knew if she completed this order then she might get a promotion to head slut.

'Okay guys I'll have your food soon!'

'Shut up bitch and make the f*cking food!' Cartman called out 'Alright so I think that we should get a spy on Kyle's side so we can see what that little jewrat is up to...' the others nodded but all were asking who will be the spy.

'Alright, so do we have any volunteers?' Cartman asked. Nobody volunteered. Cartman sighed, 'Okay, so do we know anyone that will make a good spy?'

'Well, our little Kenny could be a spy!' Kenny's parents suggested

'THAT'S PERFECT!' cheered Cartman 'an immortal spy!' Kenny's parents grinned at their good idea, especially because so far, they had been no asset to the group so far.

'So, Mr and Mrs McCormick' said Cartman 'I'll need to speak to Kenny about his mission, with your consent I wish to have him spy on Kyle's army, find out anything that may be of use to us, maybe steal a few weapons, and report back to us with his findings.'

'Sure' replied Kenny's parents, not caring about the safety of their child 'but only if you give us beer!'

'Heyy Butterrrrrssss!' greeted Lexus 'and friends,' she mumbled.

'Heyy Lexus!' said Butters

'So I have all your orders!' Lexus said placing them on the table bending over right infront of Butters. Because of Cartman's large order (and stomach) some security guards had to bring over some more tables just for all the food.

'Alright!' cheered Cartman 'WAIT, where's my Macdonalds fries?!'

'Macdonalds fries?' questioned Lexus

'YEAH MY MACDONALDS FRIES, BITCH, WHERE ARE THEY?!'

'You didn't order any' said Lexus

'OF COURSE I DID BITCH, I CAN'T HAVE F*CKING KFC GRAVY WITHOUT MY F*CKING MACDONALDS FRIES! WHAT DID YOU THINK, OH IT'LL BE FUNNY TO NOT GIVE THE FAT KID HIS MACDONALDS FRIES?! WELL I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU BITCH!' screamed Cartman before punching Lexus in the nose.

'Yeah!' said Butters before pouring 2 glasses of chocolate milkshake onto Lexus, who was now bleeding on the floor with smelly milky clothes.

And let's just say that the two were seen being carried out of the resturant and Butters was grounded for a month.

YAY! I am quite proud of that Chapter, anyway don't forget to review, follow or even favourite and Chapter 9 is coming soon!