Yay, Chapter 9 is here already, and a lot is happening... all my friends are having their birthdays around now and so am I (Friday) so I need to keep my head in gear. So far I've received a ton of reviews and follows and favourites, so thanks to all of you who have done so and kepp it up, I love it. Anyway, there's nothing more to be said so on with the fanfic...

Monday morning...

'Hey fellahs,' Butters sighed as he walked into school,

'Butters, what's wrong?' asked Kyle

'My stupid parents grounded me,' complained Butters

'Oh this must be because of what happened on Friday!' Kyle whispered to Stan. Over the weekend, word of what happened in raisins had spread across South Park, thanks to a little gossiping she-devil known as Wendy Testaburger.

'What did he say to you?' Butters asked

'Oh...ermm...nothing' Kyle said suspiciously 'don't let it get you down Butters, what you did was awesome, Lexus was a skank anyway'

'Yeah, a hot skank!' muffled Kenny

'SHUT UP!' hissed Stan

In homeroom...

'Psst! Butters! Hey! Butters! Psst!' Cartman pestered Butters until Butters finally gave in.

'What, Eric?' Butters groaned

'Dude, you are awesome everybody's talking about what we did on Friday... and pouring those milkshakes on her head, PRICELESS!'

'*cough* Eric, would you like to come up and share your little discussion with the rest of the class?!' snapped Mr Garrison, holding his gun up to Cartman's head. Cartman shook his head.

'Well then, may we continue, or do you want to hold us up even further?'

Cartman didn't say anything, but Mr Garrison continued anyway.

'So Butters, we're holding another meeting at my place, be sure to be there!' said Cartman

'B-but I'm grounded Eric, and i-if my mom and dad find out that I've snuck out, they'll probably ground me for life!' stuttered Butters

Cartman goraned 'Fine, but make sure you come to our next meeting!'

'B-but-'

'No buts, you're coming, NO MATTER WHAT!' Cartman interrupted.

'Okay' Butters said regretfully

'Good!' said Cartman

'ERIC CARTMAN! Need I remind you of the school rules?!' bellowed Mr Garrison

'Suck my balls Mr Garrison!' Cartman replied

Mr Garrison gasped 'What did you just say Eric?!'

'Suck...my...balls!' said Cartman

'ERIC, GO TO PRINCIPAL VICTORIA'S OFFICE AT ONCE!' Cartman groaned and sulked for a second, before he reluctantly got up and as slowly as he possibly could, baby-stepped to the principal's office and hopped into the waiting room chair.

'So just me and you again Irene?' said Cartman

'I'm afraid so Eric, what was it this time?' asked Irene

'Nothing!' Cartman lied 'the teacher is such a freak!'

'Well we all know Mr Garrison's a freak Eric, but I doubt he'd send you here for no reason!' she reasoned. Just then a kid walked out of the Principal's office and Cartman knew he'd be in serious trouble.

'Eric Cartman! We've received another complaint of your teacher saying that you've insulted him again, that's the fourth time this month!'

'Wow, that's a new record!'

'Eric Cartman! Due to your behaviour we've had to call your mother and ask her to come in!' said Pricipal Victoria. Just as she muttered that last word, Miss. Cartman walked in.

'How the f*ck did you get here so fast?!'

'ERIC CARTMAN!' screeched Principal Victoria, her voice sounding worse than that time when the school went bankrupt and couldn't afford chalk and had to scrape a rusty nail against the chalkboard. Anyway, it sounded bad.

'Miss Cartman, are you aware that your son has insulted his teacher for the fourth time this month?' asked the strict principal.

'Oh, but my little Eric would never do anything like that!' said Miss Cartman

'Hmm, yes, of course...' Principal Victoria was shellshocked at how Miss Cartman was unaware of Cartman's horrid behaviour, despite the fact that this was far from their first talk about Cartman.

'Miss Cartman, your son's behaviour is worse than ever before, he is disrespecting teachers, disrupting other students and simply has no idea that his behaviour is completely unacceptable, we have no choice other than to suspend him for a week'

'WOOHOO! NO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK... YEAH!' Cartman buzzed as he burst out of the room

'Oh... well... couldn't we just start with a formal warning?' Miss Cartman asked

'Start?!' Principal Victoria uttered in complete disbelief 'Miss Cartman I'm afraid your son has received many formal warnings and his behaviour is getting out of hand, he needs to be punished so that he can realise that his behaviour is bad.'

'Well what will be the consequences of his suspension?' Miss Cartman asked

'Well, your son will have to stay at home for a week, he cannot set foot on school grounds, cannot attend any school activites and, at the end of the week will have to catch up on any schoolwork that he has missed out on, of course it's none of my business but I recommend that he is given some work to do at home aswell as chores and that he is not given any priveleges such as game consoles, iPads, iPods and iPhones.' said Principal Victoria

'Oh... well I suppose that's okay' said Miss Cartman

'Good,' agreed Principal Victoria 'I'll have one of his classmates drop off his homework each day and I'll expect it to be finifhed by the end of the week of his suspension.'

'Oh, well I don't think he's going to like that!'

And that was Chapter 9, I'm so happy that this fanfic has took off and that people are reading it. Just keep reading, reviewing and following and thanks for reading. Chapter 10 is on its way! XD