Chapter 10 is here! SO SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT, I've been REALLY busy over the summer holidays I'm so excited, I'm loving this fanfic and despite the fact I've lost readers I'm so happy with it and I'm thankful for all you who have read, especially:
- Spikewristeddrummergirl
- lovekyman
- Mollanise
- and all the anonymous reviewers!
Anyway, thanks to all of you who have been reading, I REALLY hope you've enjoyed it so far and I can ensure you that I'm not giving up on it for a LONG time.
Saturday morning...
'WHAT?! I HAVE F*CKING HOMEWORK WHEN I'M SUSPENDED?!' Cartman was furious.
'Yes honey, I'm afraid that's what your principal ordered' said his mother
'Screw that bitch, I ain't doin' sh*t!' replied Cartman in a very African- American accent , unfortunately for Principal Victoria, this was Cartman's idea of compromising; hearing the other persons opinion and then saying his solution without taking what the other person had to say into account. And sometimes without that first part.
Miss Cartman sighed 'Okay honey...'
At Kyle's house...
'BANG BANG BANG!' Stan knocked on the front door
'Hey, what is it?' Kyle asked
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS IT?' Stan asked as if he thought Kyle had lost his mind 'HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! Butters won't be able to see Cartman except after school and that means there'll be less holocaust meetings so all those weapons will just be laying around!'
'Dude, it's the weekend and you woke me up at seven in the morning to state the obvious...f*ck you!' Kyle moaned as he slammed the door in Stan's face.
And back to Cartman's house again...
'Okay, today is Saturday so that means Kyle will be at his stupid Jew church so we can be a step ahead of him' Cartman began 'now, firstly I've been suspended from school so to tell you about further meetings and other things I'll be making a facebook group which aswell as advertising our group, it'll allow us to keep in contact with eachother, so that means we'll have to come up with a cool name!'
'Oh, I know, I know' Butters yelped
'Yes Butters'
'How about... the fluffy bunnies?!'
'Butters, don't be a fag' Cartman sighed
'What about the hot dogs?!' suggested the fat german
'NO!' screamed Cartman 'we need something that stands out and catches people's attention whilst also expressing out hatred for the Jews!'
'Well actually I don't mind the Jews and you were the one who made me-' Butters started before he was interrupted.
'SHUT UP BUTTERS!' Cartman snapped. Then he gasped, he had thought of an excellent name and he thought is was if he had received an epiphany from the Lord, the most badass, Jew-hating name he could think of...
'THE JEWBUSTERS!'
'The Jewbusters?' Butters asked
'Yes Butters, the Jewbusters it's such a great name it's as if I received an epiphany-' Well you see where this is going.
'Great!' Cartman grinned 'now we have a name! So our next order of business is that I think that the Jewrat is planning something, he's been very solitary and him and Stan have been very sneaky, I'm sure they're plotting something and we need to send Kenny in now to find out what is is!'
And back to Kyle's house AGAIN and I'm getting sick and tired of having to pan to the next house...
Kyle was laying on his bed on his phone, it was now one in the afternoon and he had gotten up but Stan had refused to go back to Kyle's house so he just decided to call him.
'So what are we gonna do about all of Cartman's weapons?!' Stan asked
'I don't know I thought you knew!' Kyle sighed. Typical.
'We could send in a mole' Stan suggested
'Like who?' Kyle asked
'Errmm, well we could try and persuade Butters, he's an idiot.'
'But it's too risky, if Cartman finds out or if Butter's tells him then that's it game over and we'd have no other leads.' Kyle corrected
'Why don't we just attack him now, his army is all disbanded!' Stan suggested
'Yeah but we don't know if they're plotting anything... wait... I know what we could do, it's a perfect idea, why didn't we think of it before, we simply have too-'
Okay guy's that's it for this Chapter, thanks for waiting and keep on reading because I'll be posting another Chapter very soon, and tell me if you liked the ending. Don't hesitate to review and keep your eyes out for Chapter 11. Review about what you think Kyle's 'perfect idea' is and there's going to be a competition in the next Chapter and that's all for now so.
BYE!
