Chapter 12 is here and if you're reading this then thanks for doing so.
At the end of this chapter I will be writing in 3 new characters and you get to decide who becomes a new character, and if you have took the time to read the bold writing then I'll let you know that only 2 of the 3 characters are OP's ('DUN DUN DUN'). To vote for which character you want to stay then you'll have to review. After what I put in the last chapter, I'm now going to start naming a good fanfic at the end of my chapters, these are completely my opinion and if I've named yours and you want me to take it down then I will. Recently I've noticed I haven't been receiving as many reviews as before so if there's any suggestions you guys want to make then just tell me and all of you opinions will be taking into account. And now, on with the fanfiction...
'What are we going to do?' Kyle asked
'I dunno, I'm still wondering how Cartman knew we were coming?' said Stan, oblivious to how cunning Cartman is. The two boys were stood in Stan's living room, playing guitar hero not needing to concentrate too much on the game since they had beat one million points. And in despite of the fact they wern't concentrating on the game all that much, they managed to hit all the right keys in perfect timing. Then Stan's sister came walking in,
'GIVE ME THE REMOTE TURDS!' shouted Shelly
'No, we're playing our game!' protested Stan
'I WANT TO WATCH FRIENDS SO GIVE ME THE REMOTE!' Shelly screamed in a fit of rage, slurring each loud word through her hidious braces. Stan, now intimidated by his sister and remembering how she used to beat him when he was eight, reluctantly changed over the TV from XBox to TiVo. Stan and Kyle walked upstairs to discuss how to deal with Cartman.
'So like I said before, how did Cartman know we were coming?' Stan asked
'I dunno. It's as if he was spying on us!' Kyle was thinking hard.
'THAT'S IT!' he chirped up.
'What's it?!' asked Stan
'A spy! We could get someone to infiltrate Cartman's army and tell us everything they know!'
'But who? How?' Stan had so many doubts about this, especially after what happened the night before.
'Well I have an uncle in the FBI, maybe he can help!' Kyle suggested
'But what if they get caught, Cartman will kill them!'
'Relax, Stan! They're highly trained FBI agents they're trained to be sneaky and evasive and not to be found out!' Kyle reassures
'Yeah, but remember when we underestimated Cartman yesterday, and remember how we nearly got our asses blew off!' said Stan
'Well, it's worth a shot right?!'
And so that night...
'...and that's why we need a secret agent to infiltrate Cartman's side and report back to us.'
'I see,' said Kyle's uncle 'I'm sorry Kyle but these are highly intelligent respected secret agents, we can't have them playing with you and your friends and not after we were robbed of our weapons the other month, plus their reputations will... they'll... JUST NO.'
'Please Uncle Murrey! We need to!' Kyle begged
'I'm sorry Kyle but it's out of my hands!' Murrey sighed as he walked away
'Wow, your Uncle Murrey never struck me as the army captain type!' said Stan
'That's not the point!' winged Kyle 'What are we going to do!'
'Well there's nothing we can do!' said Stan, hoping that Kyle wasn't going to attempt something stupid that could get them killed or arrested, but unfortunately for him this was exactly what Kyle was thinking.
'Of course there's something we can do!' mumbled Kyle walking down the halls of the military base with Stan in tow, 'alright so we're looking for where we might be able to find a spy,' said Kyle reading the plaques on the doors of each room he passed.
'Dorms, dorms, dorms, science lab, military themed movie set, ahhh here we go, request a spy room!' Kyle said, thinking himself lucky nothing bad had happened yet.
'Wait, it's locked' complained Stan
'Bitch, please I got this' Kyle said trying to act cool
'What did you just call me?' said Stan
'Nothing.' an intimidated Kyle said as he walked over to the keypad, 1...2...3...5 Kyle typed into the keypad as the door slowly opened in a very cliché sci-fi film manor.
'Wow, dude how did you gusee that so fast?!' asked Stan
'It's the passcode to my Uncle Murrey's iPod,' said Kyle as the two boys walked in. The room was plain white all over, white walls, white floors, white roof, white door and in the centre of the room two white chairs.
'This is it?' mumbled Kyle
'Wait, Kyle look over there!' said Stan pointing to a screen on the wall.
'Welcome, please request an agent, please request an agent, please request an agent' the screen kept repeating that same phrase until Kyle tapped the start button on the screen. A list of spies came up on the screen each with a photo and their own little profile. But Kyle noticed that all of these agents were his age. Kyle skimmed each one making sure he got the best of the best.
BLACKTHORN, LOGAN
Gender: Male
Age: 10
Previously lived and worked in the UK on overseas missions in MI6, resourceful and usually successful he has a 99% mission success rate...
The profile went on but Kyle wasn't going to read it all
ALLESANDRO, VALENTINA
Gender: Female
Age: 11
Previously worked for the Italian government and known as 'The Village Sweetheart' back in Italy, she's much stronger than she looks and often succeeds in her missions, she's fluent in both English and Italian and she...
Once again, Kyle didn't bother reading the whole profile although he was slightly attracted to her which made him carry on reading, just when he came across a similar name which took him by surprise
TESTABURGER, WENDY
Gender: Female
Age: 10
Often taking on the persona of an inncoent schoolgirl, she never fails to impress, highly intelligent and extremely evasive her alias could fool just about anyone, living in the small Colorado town of South Park, she is used to both terrestrial and extraterrestrial behaviour and many other strange occurences...
Stan was taken aback by what he had just seen
'I'm dating a spy?!
Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review and vote for which character you think should be a main character and I'll be updating soon. And my fanfic of the chapter is South Park Demonic Talk Show.
