Hi guys, sorry I haven't updated in like two months but I promised you guys that I'd finish this off and I just couldn't forget about this fanfic. Just so you guys know, I'm a fan of many shows, particularly South Park but I also love Castle and PLEASE if you're going to vote for People's Choice Awards, vote for:
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Well without further ado (to anyone who watches iCarly I was dying to say 'My name is Ado!') on with the fanfic...
Stan still couldn't believe what he was seeing, 'Wendy... A SPY?!' Kye looked over to Stan who had fallen over due to shock.
'What's wrong?' he asked. Stan gestured to the screen. 'NO FRICKIN' WAY!'
'MMMHM'
'Well we did come looking for a spy, and we have found one' Kyle said, approaching the screen.
'Woah dude, what are you doing?!' Stan screamed, but it was too late Kyle had already pressed the screen and he pressed …... …...TESTABURGER, WENDY.
Meanwhile, in South Park Elementary...
Wendy was sat in class when she received a text, making her phone play a Halloween themed tone as the holiday was fast approaching.
'Alright, who was that?' Mr Garrison asked. Nobody responded. 'Whoever's phone just went off better tell me now or I'll beat the crap- I mean I'll send you to Priniciple Victoria's office.' Wendy was desperate to answer her phone, she was the most popular girl in school after all, but she knew that doing so would spoil her perfect school record. Slyly, she took out her phone, making sure nobody could see. She read her text...
Wendy Testaburger,
You are wanted at Spy Headquarters, you must come right away, if you are unable to come, reply with the number '1', if you're being held hostage in Eric Cartman's basement again, reply with the number '2', if Kenny McCormick gave you herpes, reply with the number '3'-
Wendy would have read the rest, but... who are we kidding she never reads tose goddamn thirty page long texts, it's always one of the first two anyway.
Craftily, she replied with the number '1' without being seen, and she was in the clear, until her phone made a loud 'Whoosh!'
'Goddamn surround sound!' she said as she looked up to see an angry Mr Garrison.
'WENDY TESTABURGER, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE' Mr Garrison yelled 'BUT I AM NOT YOUR BITCH SO YOU CAN EITHER-' suddenly a bunch of CIA agents came bursting through the doors, about ten of them surrounded Mr Garrison, beating him up and one calling him a faggot, while two came in and picked up Wendy. Ten seconds later they were all gone. Mr Garrison layed there, crippled and calling for help and all the kids just looked at the door, shellshocked.
'I bet that Jewrat is up to something' Cartman whispered to Butters, noticing Kyle and Stan's absence 'Come on!' he said, trampling a crying Mr Garrison and rushing home.
Back at the agency...
Stan and Kyle were still in the white room, as Wendy walked in.
'STAN?!' Wendy screamed as she took a step back 'What are you doing here?!'
'Well I could ask you the same thing!' Stan said almost insulted that she never told him her secret.
'I'm a spy you retard! I would have thought that you'd guessed that one by now!' she ranted.
'OH NO, DON'T MAKE ME TRY AND LOOK LIKE THE VILLIAN... HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME!' Stan shouted trying to stand over Wendy to show his authority.
'Beacause if word got out that I was a spy, then all my friends and family would be in danger.' Wendy said, oblivious to how how cliché that sounded.
'Well I wouldn't have told anyone!' Stan protested.
'What did you want me for anyway?' Wendy calmed down, trying to make the situation a little less awkward for Kyle who was now backing away into a corner.
'We need you because Cartman's trying to wipe out all the Jews and we need to stop him, so we're gonna need a spy to help us infiltrate his basement to find out what he's up to.'
At Cartman's house...
Cartman's mom was putting up expensive Halloween decorations which always impressed the other parents and always made Stan's mom jealous every year. Just then, Cartman came running through with Butters in tow and they dashed into the basement.
'Alright Butters,' said Cartman 'I know that the Jewrat is up to something and the sooner we can get Kenny in there the better.
'But how?' questioned Butters 'how can we get him to infiltrate their base without them knowing it's him.
'Oh right, BUTTERS YOU BLACK ASSHOLE, WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE EVERYTHING HARDER?!' Cartman moaned as he couldn't think of an answer.
Suddenly, Cartman's mom came walking in.
'Eric, honey do you want to come and put up the Halloween decorations?'
'NOT NOW MOM, I'M HAVING A SECRET MEETING!' Cartman yelled as his mother walked away.
'That's it!' said Cartman, as if he'd had an epiphany 'Halloween! We dress Kenny up so that he's unrecognisable and then we get him into the Jewrat's base, it's perfect!'
However, over at the agency Kyle and Stan Had the same idea. All of a sudden, some guards came bursting in to see Stan, Kyle and Wendy.
'STOP RIGHT THERE!' one yelled. Wendy watched as he was about to pull out his tazer, but it was too late. All it took was for Wendy to say 'Grab on' and as she pulled out a grappling hook, she hooked onto the open window in the glass roof above them and they were home and dry.
The next few days went by quick and Halloween was fast approaching. Cartman went round egging and TPing houses on mischief night, and due to his morbid obesity, was outrun by the cops and sent home.
At Cartman's house...
Wendy showed up at the door wearing a fancy Ghostface costume that was a bit too small and so, stopped at her feet, underneat she wore orange trousers and some plain black shoes, traditional Halloween colours and Cartman mistaking her for Kenny who also wears orange trousers and black shoes let her in.
'So Kenny,' Cartman said making Wendy giggle inside. 'We need you to infiltrate Kyle's base so we know what he's up to.' Wendy, taken aback by the coincidence of this carried on, making muffled sounds to carry on her facade and writing notes down from underneath her ghostface cloak.
'So, Butters and that German guy will be staking out outside the Jewrat's house incase you need backup and your parents will be getting p*ssed and sh*t-headed at some Halloween party, and I'll be doing the most important part, eating as much halloween candy as I can!' Cartman buzzed and Wendy was not shocked at all, this was Cartman after all. They all sat down at a table and Wendy looked around to see what she thought was the best decorations she's ever seen, Cartman always wanted the best Halloween decorations because any holiday where people give him sweets for free was by far his favourite. Just then, there was a knock at the door,
'Who could that be?' said Cartman
'GO AWAY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF MY CANDY!' he yelled before opening the door to find Kenny.
'Shut up you fat asshole!' Kenny muffled.
'Wait, but if you're Kenny then who's that' Cartman gestured to Wendy. An awkward silence filled the room.
'Wait a minute, Kenny is way too poor to afford such a cool ghostface costume!' said Cartman. Wendy knew her cover had been blown and the next thing she knew she was tied up in Cartman's basement.
'Well well if it isn't Wendy Testicleburger!' Cartman teased.
'Shut up you fat f*ck!' groaned Wendy.
'Sorry Wendy but it's over!' said Cartman as he walked out and locked the door.
Wendy pulled out her phone and texted back to the agency with the number '2' and it wasn't long before she was out of there. She then went back to Stan and Kyle to warn them of Cartman's plans and you can sure as hell bet that Kenny failed. Cartman came home and saw his house, only to find his decorations torn down, his stash of candy that he stole from the Broflovski's the day before gone and the basement door flung wide open.
'WENDY!'
That's it for Chapter 13 guys kind of coincidental that Chapter 13 is the Halloween one but thanks for reading! And don't forget to vote for:
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