Chapter 14 is already here and I've now got a Beta Reader so by the time you're all reading this it probably will have been Beta read and so here's a shout out to:

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and just so you'll know to show speech, I'll be using "_" rather than '_'. And without further ado...

"WHAT?!" Cartman asked angrily

"W-well h-h-honey, Principle V-victoria said that all children have to go back to school t-t-tomorrow," his mother, almost scared as to what his reaction would be, struggled to spit out. And, I would tell you what he said and how long it took him to come to terms with it, but to this day he probably still hasn't. His house was wrecked, his stash of sweets stolen, his only plan out the window and now the shortest half-term Halloween holiday ever Cartman was finding it hard to think of a time he'd been angrier and even harder to be positive. But let's just say after Cartman's rant, eleven people were put in hospital and Cartman's neighbours were on the first bus out of town.

And so, at 8:30 that morning...

"Hey Eric!"

"F*ck off Butters" groaned Cartman, still mortified he had to be in school

"Oh, you must be mad about us being back at school" said Butters "yeah, that kinda sucks, but I know what'll cheer you up!"

"What?" Cartman moaned without even a hint of hope in his eyes,

"Well, Kyle is going to visit his cousins in England tomorrow, and he'll be gone for a whole week!"

"WHAT?! That little Jewrat gets a whole week out of school while I'm stuck in this dump of a school!"

"Yeah, but the point is while he's gone that leaves just Stan and Wendy!" said Butters, not realising that Stan and Wendy were way smarter than the two of them.

"Butters, you're a GENIUS!" exclaimed Cartman, who was also stupid enough to forget this.

"But what can we do, we can't send Kenny in again 'cuz they know it'll be him right away!" said Butters

"Yeah, you're right." sighed Cartman

Over at Kyle's locker...

"Dude!" said Stan excited for his friend

"Yeah, my cousins are inviting me over for a week to see the bonfire night fireworks for the 5th of November!" buzzed Kyle "and we're leaving tomorrow!"

"Wait a minute," said Wendy walking over to join them "what about Cartman, he's sure to try and, well, blow us up!"

"Fatass?" Kyle joked "I've met bread smarter than him! And Butters isn't exactly Einstein!" they looked over a Butters, who was trying to put his sweater on, but kept putting his head in the arm hole.

"Oh, yeah, we'll be fine!" said Stan as they laughed at Butters, still trying to put on his sweater

That night at Cartman's house...

Cartman stood there pathetically looking at his small army, Cartman had run out of money for booze so Kenny's parents stopped coming and so that just left him, Butters and that fat German guy who's name he still didn't know. Kyle had, and I quote "Half the f*cking Jews in Colorado!". Cartman now saw that even without Kyle for a while (tee hee that rhymes) he still stood no chance. Then all of a sudden, Butters came bursting in.

"Hey, Eric!" chanted Butters gleefully

"What?"

"Well, ya know how our army's getting a bit smaller?"

"Yeah?" Cartman was getting excited

"Well, I was doin' some r-research and I got a list of loads of them a-a-ant-anti-anti-" Butters read his hand "an-ti-se-mi-tic, well Jewhating celebrities!"

"Great, Butters. Who's on the list?" asked Cartman

"Well there's John G-G-Galliano," stuttered Butters

"Butters, you said CELEBRITY and so, do you mind telling me WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!" Cartman yelled

"W-well there's also Julian A-A-Assange," Butters stuttered again

"Butters, we can't have someone on our side called Ass!"

"It's Assange," Butters whispered timidly

"Well that's just great, the Jewrat's got half the f*cking Jews in Colorado, and we've got a nobody and an ass!" Cartman whined

"Wait, there's one more!" said Butters

"Alright then," said Cartman, hoping for a decent celebrity.

"Well umm it's ummm..." Butters wasn't sure how to put it "well it's ermmm Charlie Sheen." Cartman just sat there and for ten seconds there was an awkward silence. That German guy wanted a doughnut, but didn't want to intrude.

"Hm" Cartman chuckled "hm hm" he did it again, and again, and again until he burst out laughing. "Ahahahah hahaaha hehehehe hahahaha..." he must have been laughing for a good few minutes before he had enough breath to ask, "What the hell did he do?!"

"Ha ha ha" Butters falsely laughed, which seemed to sound a lot like his nervous laugh, "ha ha ha it says he said some racist stuff on the radio, but it is rumoured he had Jews hidden in his basement and is now seeing a psychologist about it."

"Mwahahahah!" Cartman was laughing so hard he probably lost a couple of pounds "talk about f*cking Anger Management hahahaha."

"Well he was our last one," said a defeated Butters as he slumped onto Cartman's sofa.

"Stupid Kyle thinks he can beat me, I'll show him, I'll kill so many Jews it'll be worse than World War 2!" then Cartman had a sudden realisation. "That's it, that's the thing that started this whole war off... World War 2... Hitler."

"What?" Butters asked, confused as to what the hell Cartman was going on about.

"Hitler wouldn't give up!" declared Cartman "Hitler would go against the rules and do anything to win. And he thought that nobody could stop him, not even Jesus!

"But Eric," said the German guy who was spitting out bits of a sandwhich as he spoke "Hitler was a Christian and believed in Jesus."

Cartman gasped "Wait a second, Jews don't believe in Jesus, so all we have to do to get more recruits, is alert them of how great Hitler and Jesus were and how evil the Jews are, and we'll call it... What Would Hitler And Jesus Do?"

"And for short we can call it WWHAJD!" yelped Butters sounding like he was talking some weird foreign sh*t.

"BUTTERS, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT!" said Cartman, not realising how stupid the whole idea was.

The next day at the Airport...

"Well I'll see ya Kyle!" said Stan

"See ya!" said Kyle

"Have a nice trip!" said Wendy as they all waved goodbye.

Cartman, who had been dragged along by his mom sat on the bench, holding a suspicious device and as Kyle got on his plane and the plane set off he pressed the button.

Outside, guts fell from the sky and a bloody shower fell with chunks of the plane, Cartman had blew up the plane!

Well that's it guys, thanks for reading and don't forget to review. And please tell me if you liked the ending so I can do more like it if you want. And that's all for now so Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!