I'm at Chapter 16 now and I have no idea where this is going, but then again I haven't had any clue since I started. So, of course I am English, so while the Broflovski's are in England, I'll keep it realistic and not stereotypical (and I'm sorry America but our chocolate is better)! By the way, not everyone drives Mini Coopers over here but you sure do see a hell of a lot of them where I live. By the way I've got a little competition, in this Chapter there is a reference to Chapter 4, and if you can spot it, I'll PM you the chapter a day before everyone else AND you'll get a special mention in my next Chapter; entrants can be made either through PM or review. Anyway, on with the fanfic...

"So how was your journey here?" asked Diana, Kyle's English cousin who was 15 and was the eldest of her brothers and sisters. She had long brown hair, which was dip-dyed blond at the bottom and had deep green eyes and nice, smooth facial features. Everyone thought she was pretty and she had a long history of boyfriends.
"Oh, it was quite nice!" said Sheila, purposely not telling them of what happened with Janet Jackson and Mike Tyson.
"And have you got anything planned for the week?" Anne Darcy, Diana's mother asked.
"Mum!" interrupted little Callum, Kyle's other little cousin who was only 4, "can we go to the park?" he looked up at his mother with his big brown eyes.
"Well, I don't-"
"Oh we'd love to go if we could!" interrupted Sheila "and then maybe out to the city centre?"
"Oh, okay!" Anne agreed, she had always loved going to the park. Also, sitting at the table was Kyle's other cousin Charlotte, who was a bit on the large side and not very attractive. She was completely unaware of what the others were talking of and was inboxing her emo friends with their black and purple hair and their face piercings.
"Eughh!" she made a grunting sound and carried on, eyes glued to her phone.
"Well, what's for breakfast?" said Sheila who couldn't keep up with the fact that England was seven hours ahead.
"Weetabix!" grinned Callum.
"Weetawhat?!" asked Gerald.
"Where's your Lucky Charms?" asked Kyle.
"Lucky Charms?" asked Charlotte, finally looking up from her phone
"Oh, it's ermm...that-that-cereal from those American Import shops,"
"Hmm, £10 for a box of cereal? NO!" complained Miss Darcy. Kyle took his first bite of the wheat biscuit cereal.
"Euughh!" Kyle spat his food out into the bin "Why do you people have such great chocolate and then subject yourself to this crap!"
"Put some sugar on it." said Diana
"If you say so," said Kyle, sprinkling on the sugar "Eh, well, it tastes better!" He took another bite.
After taking a shower and changing out of their pyjamas, they all set out to go to the park, and although everything seemed so innocent and boring, this was most certainly not the case.

Back in America...
"BUTTERS!" Cartman screamed down the phone "EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!" Butters rushed over to Cartman's and strangely enough, he wasn't grounded for something completely stupid, pointless or irrelevant.
"W-what's...u-up...Eric" Butters panted, struggling to breathe, which, due to his asthma isn't healthy.
"BUTTERS, thank God you're here!" Cartman buzzed, "Now that the Jewrat is in England, we can outsmart him! We're gonna have to go back to the drawing board with this Butters."
"But there's no more army bases in the state!" said Butters
"Hmm yes, we're going to have to start campaigning!" sighed Cartman.
"But we already did that!" said Butters "And it didn't work!"
"Well, we're going to have to start BIGGER!" exclaimed Cartman!
"Ooh," Butters squealed "like a bake sale?!"
Cartman facepalmed, "For the second time now Butters we're not doing a f/u/c/k-i/n/g bake sale!" Butters sulked as he sat back in his chair.
"We need something bigger!" said Cartman
"...and longer and uncut!" Butters joked.
"Butters, you seem to somewhat have an obsession with penises." said Cartman
"Shut up!" Butters started sulking again. Cartman started listing some ideas and it started to show that Butter's crappy ideas had started to rub off onto Cartman. Butters put his headphones in and started to hum along to Barbra Streisand's "Woman in Love". He had always been a fan of Barbara Streisand, and since Butters knew of Cartman's Britney Spears costume, Cartman wasn't one to talk.
"That's it Butters!" cheered Cartman.
"That's what?" asked Butters taking his headphones out
"Who's the one woman that everyone in South Park is terrified of, and terrorised the town twice!"
"Errmmm, Paris Hilton?" Butters guessed
"No, well yes... but no," said Cartman "Barbara Streisand!"

And back to England again...
The Broflovskis had just got back from their first day out in London.
"Phew, it's about time we got back!" sighed a relieved Sheila, struggling to get her breath back.
"Oh, that's not it!" said Diana.
"WHAT?!" Sheila's heart sank "we've been out for ten hours! We've been to the park, we went sightseeing to Big Ben and went 'round the London Eye, we went shopping in Harrod's on all SEVEN FLOORS, we walked 'round the ENTIRE museum of natural history, we saw the tower of London, we went to the 'Beigel Shop' despite the fact they're called BAGELS, and we must have gone to 'The Tube' TEN TIMES, and by the way, it's a train, not an actual tube!"
"But what about the fireworks?!" said Callum, looking at Sheila with his big brown eyes.
"Oh, yes," said Sheila, composing herself "the fireworks, I must have forgotten."
Kyle's plan was all coming to life.

Okay that's all.