Looking back I've realised how much I've written and I don't think I'm going to be finishing this soon and I should hope that's good news to

you guys, if that's not good news to you then feel free to click off this fanfic. By the way, I know that bonfire knight was the 5th of November. Anyway, Chapter 17 is here and I'm excited myself to see where this is going. If you've been reading this bold print please tell me if there's something else you'd like me to write or maybe more competitions like the one in Chapter 16, either in reviews or PM. Speaking of competitions, the winner of my last one is:

demonlord5000!

So by the time you're all reading this, they'll have read it already. Well, I think that's all for now so on with the fanfic...

"We come seeking your wisdom and power." Cartman said humbly facing the 50ft monster. It roared in response, nodding its head.
"Great Barbra Streisand, we graciously thank you!" said Cartman staring hard into her giant, red, soul-shattering eyes. Butters froze, the mere sight of the terrifying, robot-dinosaur-monster-thing petrifying him. It was like Terminator meets Jurrasic Park meets District 9. The monster roared, and somehow, Cartman seemed to understand what she said.
"I am a woman in love
And I'd do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It's a right I deserve
Over and over again
What do I do?"
"Haha!" Butters burst out laughing.
"Shut up Butters!" Cartman yelled at him as the Mecha-Streisand started to laugh as well.
"Ugghhh," Cartman groaned as he thought to himself "how the hell am I supposed to get this b*** back to South Park?" Of course he didn't say that out loud, for obvious reasons.

Over in England...
"Ooohh!" the crowd roared "Ahhh!" the fireworks blasted out loud in vibrant reds, blues, oranges, greens, purple, pink, pretty much any colour you could think of. While, Kyle's family were all distracted by the fireworks, Kyle snuck off, jumped in a taxi and headed for the MI5 building. Looking around he took off his rucksack while pulling out his phone.
"Stan?" said Kyle
"Hey dude," Stan said back
"I'm here, what do I do know?" asked Kyle, rummaging through the rucksack that Stan had packed him. Stan muttered something through the phone and Kyle pulled out a grappling hook and pulled himself up to the top of the building.
"Okay now what?" asked Kyle
"Grab the screwdriver and unscrew the screws on the air vents!" said Stan
"How do you know what screws they are?!" Kyle was bewildered
"It's... errr..." Stan stuttered "NEVER MIND!" Kyle unscrewed the vents cover and hopped in. For some, legitimately strange and unconventional reason, the air vents were shaped like a slide at a playground and Kyle found himself on the top floor. He pulled out some blueprints and looked for the computer programming room.
"S***!" Kyle said to himself, realising that this certain room was five floors away. He looked down the flight of stairs and then into the eye of a CCTV camera, quickly turning off his phone so he couldn't be traced. He then ran and jumped down the flight of stairs landing safely on a trampoline that was there for some reasons (A/N: don't ask me why there's a trampoline there, especially considering that most of you won't be that bothered that Cartman just sung Woman in Love to a giant, robot Barbra Streisand). He jumped onto the trampoline, not realising that this would just bounce him back so he was only one floor lower than before. Just as he was about to jump back of the edge, Judi Dench and Daniel Craig stepped out of the elevator, followed by some cameras, shooting what was to be the next James Bond film.
"Oh, crap!" whispered Kyle, not taking the risk of bouncing back to the same floor if anyone noticed him. Quickly, he jumped to one side and looked through his rucksack. He pulled out a whisky bottle, ran and smashed it 'round Daniel Craig's head.
"Eat my s*** b***!" Kyle shouted as he jumped down the stairs and ran right the way down to the second floor, with only the first and ground floors to go.

Back in America...
Cartman sat on the back of Mecha-Streisand who was flying over Nevada and Utah.
"Ahhh!" Butters screamed, because as unfortunate as it was, he was afraid of heights.
"Shut up Butters!" yelled Cartman as a helicopter appeared, halting in front of Cartman.
"Miss Streisand, we've received many complaints about the noise you're making!" they said, not realising this was her singing. Cartman made throat-cutting gestures but Mecha-Streisand had already fired two missiles at them. The helicopter nosedived to the ground.
"Wait, you fired two missiles but only one hit the helicopter!" Butters said, panicking.

Back in England...
"Oh s***!" Kyle said as he stood face to face with five security guards. Suddenly, a huge explosion on the other side of the building had them running off and Kyle free to complete his mission.
"Well, yet another extremely unlikely, logic-defeating coincidence!" He pressed the ground floor button and after another run-in with the security guards he was headed towards the computer programming room.
"Stan what do I do know?" he texted his friend.
"You type into the computer these numbers... 1234." Stan replied back.
"W**?!" But Kyle did it anyway.

Over in South Park...
Stan and Wendy and the rest of the class were all seated in the assembly hall for a surprise assembly, something they hadn't had since America declared war on Canada.
"We have just received notice," said President Obama, staring into the camera "That England has just declared war on Eric Cartman!"

Okay, I hope you like the cliff hanger at the end and don't forget to review this chapter! :)