I'm a no life. I just searched myself on google and I was there! :3

Anyway, I wish you guys a Merry Christmas because I might not be getting on much after this chapter is done. I am now sitting in bed with the lights mainly off and my friend sleeping beside me. Yikes. My dog looks dead, but she's sleeping... I hope...

Nope, I saw her move. It saddens me to see these chapters so short, but I overestimate their size. This next one will be a complete flashback, so it will most likely be longer... I hope...

Anyway, on to the chapter so I can eat pancakes in the morning.


When Waka walked in with Issun and Amaterasu by his side and these ninja they called ANBU behind him, he knew Tsunade wasn't pleased to see them.

"Who are they?" Was her first responce. No hello or anything. Great. Just great.

"I am-"

"Quiet, now." Kakashi's voice sounded behind him. "You don't want to rub her the wrong way..."

"How, calling her old? I tell ya, she isn't old at all!"

That surprised many people in the room. Apparently many people called her that word, and Waka had made a good move... Unless he sounded too sarcastic...

But he was telling the truth! He was 681, and this chick was in her 50's, it seemed. He could see right through her illusion, for his mind was too old.

"Are you mocking me?!" Tsunade snapped.

"Aucun, just saying how it is. I have seen older. I am the oldest one in here."

"Really? How old are you, 21?!"

"Aucun. 681."

Now THAT was a shocker to most people. It was to them, Amaterasu and company noticed. There was OBVIOUSLY shock inside the room.

"What, it's not possible! What kind of genjutsu are you using?!"

"Genjutsu? Never heard of it. I am not from these lands, as I told Kakashi."

"But all lands have heard of all the types of Justus..."

"Not the land of Nippon."

"Nippon?"

"Oui, Nippon. Now, let me tell you of the tale of what happened before I crashed into your lake..."