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W stood atop the pile of cages and stuff that had collapsed, the dust that rose glowing a slight blue thanks to her unnatural eyes of the Moon Tribe. Her teeth were unusually bared, as a wolf would at the moment before rushing to the kill of a piece of prey. Her golden bangs were glowing yellow as well, giving her features an eerie light to be observed in. She seemed creepy enough, without the newly acquired dagger that glowed red.

Other than the fact that her father was one of Ammy's most powerful believers, something else seemed familiar about the girl. The way that she moved was strange even for one of the Moon Tribe, as it was more graceful with the lopsided stance than even Waka himself. She seemed almost Celestial...

Still, that was impossible. Ammy pushed the idea out of her mind as the girl spoke up.

"I still don't get why you try so hard," she kept her face neutral. "You're not even THAT old. I am just pulling your leg, trying to trigger you. It is too fun. I have to keep this leg from stiffening, you see?"

Tsunade was still furious, of course. That was just how she was, furious all the time.

But let us go to a third leg on this story. This one shall be interesting as well.


Names can be confusing, even as so as to be so similar that someone might pull out his own silver hair in the stress of dealing with too many power-hungry snakes.

Not to mention one had eight heads.

The two were so similar that the main thing that they had apart was that one was "human" and the other was a literal snake... demon... thing...

Kabuto didn't know WHAT to call Orochi. Orochimaru had seemed strangely connected to the demon and let the darn thing stay in the lair.

As if they didn't have enough to worry about.

The giant snake was just taking up room and eating everything in sight. Kabuto was lucky to be in one piece, even if his silver hair was slightly singed.

Each head had a different element, Kabuto had noted. Fire, Darkness, Wind, Lightning, Water, Poison, Light, and Earth. Kabuto would dub each head later.

Though it was slightly funny how each acted. They almost acted... Childish. The Fire head seemed to be in charge... Though the others didn't care.

The Darkness head was kinder than the others. Wind decided that he wanted to reorganize the place all the time, using his wind powers to mess everything up. Lightning was half-blind and was constantly confused. Water loved to be in the bath. Poison had the WORST breath. Light was more... Nefarious. And Earth must've had brain damage or something.

Yeah... Until he had another streak of creativeness, the heads would just be named their elements...

What nobody knew was that the lair would be the new Moon Cave once some people were "taken care of"...