She pulled up to my house and started bangin' on my door like a maniac. Which she obviously is.
"What do you want?" I had said through the door.
"Please, let me in you asshole." So I did.
"Eridan, please don't-o-oh my god..."
She caught sight of the rope hangin' from the ceiling. And the chair placed under. Then she started punchin' me in the chest.
"ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GONNA DO TO YOURSELF WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Vris...I'm just not happy..."
"Listen, you selfish prick. People will miss you."
"Like who, Fef? Please."
"Like Karkat and Kanaya and Aradia...and me." She held my hand. "We obviously have hated each other in the past. But look how close we are now! Are you ready to give that up?"
"I...No."
"Good! I don't wanna lose you, asshole." She kissed me softly.
What I did was kiss in retaliation. Which evolved into a session of sloppy makeouts. Then she paused.
"W-w-what are we doing?"
"What's it look like?"
"Having fun." She bit her lower lip. "Eridan, I think I may love you."
"I...I love you too." I smiled back warmly.
"Does this mean Fef is nothing to you?"
"She can go fuck herself."
What happened next was some pretty X-rated shit.