I had a blond moment last chapter… Thank you so much pinpon02 for showing that to me. The plants Earth is the 3rd planet not the 4th… I repeat the planet Earth is the 3rd planet not the 4th. End of transmission.
I'm very blonde sometimes (:
Even worse than the blonde girl yelling to the other blonde person in a boat on a field yelling if she could swim she would go over there and beat the other blonde girls ass. Lmfao good times (:
Thank you my dearest Jodie, ALI-MEI, pinpon02, Foresthunter, Shi No Kitsune, and Arwenia. My wonderful reviewers deserve a round of applause! *Claps like the mad women she truly is*
Oh yeah, my AP test went great! Pshhh. Who needs studying when they have stories to think about!
I promise, if I owned Naruto, it would be even more epically awesome than it is and the Akatsuki NEVER would have died. (:
Chapter 4 foo 4! Lmfao. I love yelling things in the store loudly (:
The car drive for the first 5 minutes was utterly boring. When I (finally) decided to stop at a stop sign after passing about 10 because no one was driving but me, the ninja let out a relieved sigh. I eyed Asuma from the corner from my eye; he had a death grip on the holder on the door.
"Asuma." He looked at me with startled eyes, I continued to smirk. "If you hold onto that as tightly as you are now then it will break." I pointed to the handle that was currently being abused. "That shit be plastic. And plastic breaks so easily, I gave up sledding because of it." I smirked at my incorrect but correct English.
He gave me a nervous chuckle and loosened the grip he had on the handle. I gave him a promising smile. "I believe that you mean it is plastic Amy-sama." I sent a glare back at Sai. "And whatever you are doing seems pretty deadly to me." My eyebrow twitched and I went across the street after the person behind me starting swearing and honking on the horn like a crazy bitch. I let out a sigh.
"Don't worry, I promise that I won't kill you guys. I'm a certified driver!" I called enthusiastically, finally getting on the road that I need to go on in order to get to Target. Yeah, they get Target clothes because I am NOT going to the mall with these ninja. They will go into freaking culture shock.
I sighed when I knew I HAD to stop at the stop light. I looked at the Target that was right there. "Its right there and I have to freaking stop! UGH! Screw the government!" The 5 people in the car moved further away from me as I yelled at the stop light.
"A-Amy-Sama… are you a-alright?" Awh Hinata and her stuttering! I turned around to beam at her.
"Of course Hinita-Chan! Don't worry about me! I always do this!" I'm not really sure if that was assuring to them. The car behind me honked, and I looked up to realize I could go. "Oops." I muttered.
"I don't think that's normal…" My eyebrow twitched.
"I heard that Kiba." I called behind me; I heard a scoff but nothing else. I smirked in triumph and parked the car.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Meanwhile "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
Kakashi squinted his eyes at Naruto.
"Are you sure that's what happened?" Naruto nodded.
"Tell me it again. I need to be sure I got all of it." Naruto let out a sigh and immediately began to collect his thoughts.
The night I gotten back and when I was training, I was in the middle of practicing my clone jutsu when a man with a swirly orange mask appeared into the clearing I was in." Naruto let out a shudder. "His chakra was… Scary. And very, very intimidating." He looked at his sensei with concern. "And that's when he gave me the jutsu that sent us here. He said that it was an advanced transportation jutsu, faster than switching out with a log. I didn't know it would do… this." He moved his arms around the area he was in.
"What was he wearing Naruto?" Naruto scrunched his eyebrows in thought; he scratched the side of his head.
"Just plain black sensei. Why?" Kakashi looked at the young shinobi with worry. Kakashi looked down.
"I think you encountered a member from the Akatsuki. The mask description that you have given me is in the list of S-rank shinobi. I believe his name is Tobi. But why would he give you a jutsu as powerful as this?" He pondered the thought, Naruto's eyes widened at the mention of the Akatsuki. His fists clenched and he walked out of the hallway and to Amy's room. Kakashi assumed it was for him to think.
*Could this be a way to take the 9-tails from within Naruto?* Kakashi pondered this thought as he walked down the hall to the living room, instantly dismissing it when he saw the younger shinobi trying to get the T.V. to work.
Sakura and Ino cheered when they finally found out how to use it and put it on a random channel. It was called Nickelodeon. I looked at the strange object on T.V. as it kept repeating "SpongeBob Squarepants." *Most likely an end to a song.* I sighed, but plopped onto the couch with the 4 ninja. I scanned the room until I found Shino standing in the shadows, pondering if he should join the 4 on the couch and see what was going on, on the T.V., or to see if Naruto was okay.
He decided to do neither. Typical Shino.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Back to Amy "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
I glared at the chick that stepped into the store not that long after we did. She's been following me around the store all day. I returned my attention to Asuma, who had trouble finding something to wear for Kakashi. I let out an annoyed sigh.
"Grab a few long sleeve, short sleeve, and sleeveless black shirts, and some baggy black sweat pants. He will be fine." Asuma nodded to me and threw said clothes into my cart. I looked at him in thought. "He would most likely like boxers that are plain black and not too long." He nodded to me and scurried away, not really liking the subject. Men are so sensitive about their manly parts.
I raised an eyebrow at Sai when he came back. He threw in a pack of whitey tighties, some black leggings that girls usually wear, and black little kid shirts. I smirked at him.
"They probably think that you are a pedophile. Being in the little kid aisle for shirts." He gave me a fake smirk, I so knew that he was offended at what I said. I gave him a smirk. "Now since you gotten clothes for yourself, I would like you to get a white baggy hoodie, a few regular black tee-shirts, and black pants for Shino. He nodded to me and left to get said supplies. "DON'T FORGET TO GET SOME BOXERS!" I yelled down to him, he raised his hand to me. I smirked, he so wanted to flip me off for yelling that.
Asuma came back, chuckling. "Hey Amy?" I turned to look at him.
"Yes Asuma?" He looked a little embarrassed.
"Could you get me... you know… some smokes?" I smirked at him.
"I can't, it's against the law for me to buy them. I'm underage." His face fell, but then lit up.
"You can give me the money and I can buy them myself!" He snapped his finger.
"Elementary my dear Watson. You need an I.D. in order to buy cigarettes at Target. And you surely do not have one." He eyed me at my first sentence but he nodded, understanding the situation.
"But," he looked up hopefully at me. "I have a few packs of those cancer starters at my house. When I had my apartment warming party, some of my 18-year-old friends thought it would be funny to buy a shit load of Cigarettes as a gift to me." He looked at me, confused. I let out a sigh. "I don't smoke, and they all know that I never will." I explained, he nodded and smiled at me because of the news.
Sai came back with Choji and Kiba; each had clothes in their hands. "Good job guys! And thank you Kiba for being able to get Naruto and Shikamaru their clothes." I searched through what he got. "Good. This is what they would most likely wear and 2 packs of under stuff each." I looked up at Hinata and the boys.
"Now we just need to get the girls clothes, dog food, and food for us." I looked at Kiba. "You're in charge of Akamaru's dog poop in the back yard. You guys should be lucky that I have a bottom floor apartment." Kiba rolled his eyes but agreed with me.
The girls clothes were quick to do, I sighed contently as I placed the clothes in the cart. "You guys are lucky my parents gave me money for clothes, and you're especially lucky that I didn't bother to go shopping for the clothes yet." They agreed and I led them to the food section.
I grabbed a bunch of chicken ramen packets, fruit, vegetables, rice, and some meats. When I was done with that, I looked at Kiba.
"Does your dog eat wet of dry dog food." He shrugged.
"Both I guess." I sighed deeply and grabbed a giant bag of dry dog food and a huge container of mini packets of wet dog food.
I trekked to the front with the ninja, and went into the shortest isle.
The woman at the cash register was giving me a crazy look as I piled the clothes onto the conveyor belt. When I got to the front, I gave her a friendly smirk, but she tried to ignore me. "Why so much clothes?"
"I'm giving them to charity." I lied.
"To clothe the unclothed in the world." Technically, this was for a good cause. She gave me a kind smirk and asked me no more. When she finished ringing up she looked at the price of everything. "And your total is $665.79" I nodded and pulled out the Target gift card my parents gave to me in order to buy clothes.
The card ended up having about $500 on it. I smirked at my giving parents and paid for the rest out of my pocket. And with that, my small group and I left Target to get home with everyone else.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Back at home "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
Kakashi let out a sigh with the two girls. The show SpongeBob ended and something not as interesting called Big Time Rush came on. The girls perked up when it began but eventually didn't understand what was going on in the show.
Shino looked towards the front door as the door began to unlock and open. He hid his smile when he saw Amy walk into the apartment with the other 5 ninja behind her; they all were each carrying a bunch of bags.
Amy quickly went into the Kitchen area and dropped off some bags, most likely full of food, from Shino's observation, and trekked towards the hall with the other 5 still following her. She paused when she found her door open, and instantly sensed someone in there.
Naruto was laying on Amy's bed, thinking about what Kakashi has told him earlier, and let out an exhausted sigh. How could he, of all people, allow the Akatsuki to trick him like that? He rubbed his temples, feeling like a complete idiot for allowing this to happen. He heard footsteps approaching the room he was in and peeked an eye open to look at the door.
Amy slowly stepped in front of the door in confusion, and then her expression turned a little serious.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Amy "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
I turned my head to look at the 5 ninja with me. "You guys stay here. I sense someone in my room. They disturbed the force. But it's not their fault; they didn't know I don't like it when someone is in my room when I'm not around." They nodded their heads and I stepped into the room to find Naruto. I nodded at him, and he nodded back. Good. He understood the rule now.
I allowed the other 5 to trek in and we placed the clothes on the bed. I quickly folded them and put them in the designated persons' pile. When I finished, I handed Asuma his clothes, and the same with the other 4. I looked at Naruto quickly and gave him the pile that I had for him. He looked down at it, and then back up at me. He opened his mouth to say something.
"Do you need that night cap you wear?" He turned red, but nodded. I nodded back and trekked to my closet.
I once again looked at my cosplay section and rifled through until I found the box labeled "Hats." When I gotten that down, I looked through it until I found his hat. He raised an eyebrow.
It's a cosplay for when I'm at conventions very late, its mock humor." I explained, he didn't fully understand but he shrugged it off.
After everyone gotten their clothes, I trekked to the kitchen and made a bunch of ramen mixed with vegetables.
They ate silently and when they finished, I stopped them from walking out. I handed Asuma a pack of smokes to ease his stressing and looked at the 11 Akatsuki.
"I would like the girls to stay in my room if that is fine with you Kakashi." He nodded in approval.
"I have a bunch of air mattresses and such so everyone can sleep on something. The couch I have has a pull out bed so if you and Asuma are alright with sharing the bed you two can." I attempted to suppress the inappropriate thoughts that arrived in my head when I was talking to the Jonin.
"I'm sure that will be fine." Asuma nodded in approval to Kakashi. I looked at the masked man.
"Did you think of anymore questions for us?" He shook his head no; I looked at Sakura, who opened her mouth to say something.
"What is it Sakura?" She looked at Ino and the whispered quickly. Sakura took in a deep breath and looked at me.
"What is SpongeBob Squarepants?" My eyes widened.
"Crap! I'll miss my show!"
I sprang to my feet and ran to my T.V.; I quickly turned it on and found it was on the needed channel. I plopped onto the couch contently as SpongeBob came onto the screen. I threw I lighter towards Asuma for his cigarettes. "If I catch you smoking in here, you will be a cat for a week." He nodded, leaving to go out to smoke. My eyes never left the screen.
Yeah. I'm 16 and I love SpongeBob. Bite me.
This chapter was more filler than anything. But I hope you guys liked it! And thanks again for the reviews! Chao my wonderful favoriteers, reviewers, and readers.
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