A/N: I will be dedicating this story to Jodie, which I will be putting into this story. Whoever is the one who creates the 20th review, and if they want to, will also have an OC placed in the story! I was actually planning on doing something like this, and was going to do this for this chapter before Jodie asked me if she could have an OC in here, so I'm cool with it (: . In my opinion, this story is going to be… interesting.
Thank you once again my reviewers! They all make my day (:
Disclaimer: I do not own the people of Naruto, or the plot of the characters being kittens. But this story line is my idea… I think. I haven't read something like what I was planning yet.
Chapter 5
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Mystery P.O.V. "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
I glared down at the black kitten in my arms while I drove home from Targets. The face of the kitten was orange with swirls on it, my eyes turned to slits.
"Is there a reason why you practically dragged me around the store following the chick with the other 5 people?" The cat in my arms meowed in reply and ran to the window. He was looking over where the girl my age turned at. I sighed in annoyance.
"I did not take my parents car so you can make me stalk someone!" My voice was stern, and when I stopped at a stop sign, I glared at Squash.
"Get away from the window Squash or I will open it so you will fall out." The growl was evident in my voice, Squash growled back and went over to me. I set my hand down to pet Squash. As Squash began to meow with happiness, the idiot in front of me attempted to make a sharp turn. I slammed on the breaks.
A sharp pain on my hand caught my attention. I looked at Squash to find that his mouth had a death grip on my hand.
"What the heck Squash! Get your mouth away! You made it bleed!" My face grew into a glare, and I looked at the cat. A splatter of blood came off of my hand and onto his paw. He stared down at it and lifted his paw to lick it. Disgusted, I looked away from the cat.
The rest of the way home was silent, when I looked at the cat; he was still looking at the paw where my blood was. But when I stopped the car in front of my home, the cats tongue flicked onto it. Before I had a chance to wig out at the cat, white smoke filled my car.
My eyes widened as a saw a male take up the space where Squash was. Somehow, he had a mask covering his face.
I turned my attention ahead of me, killed the engine, and stepped out of the car.
I looked behind me to see if what I saw was true, it was.
I looked at my caramel colored, blood soaked hand. I had to restrain myself from patting the side of my head where my green hair was in a side ponytail.
I went to the trunk of the car and threw out the blanket in there. With that, I threw it to the man in the car and stepped towards the door.
"Get out of the car so you can tell me what the bloody hell is going on." My light British accent was evident in my voice and I attempted to ignore the masked man while he stepped out of the car. I heard him mumble something.
"Call me something rude and I will hurt you." Ah, a deadpanning British. That is interesting.
"No! Tobi did not say anything mean to Tai-Chan! Tobi is a good boy." My glare was still on my face as I opened my front door.
I let out a sigh of relief when I peered in and saw that my house was indeed intact. I instantly brought my thumb to my mouth, trying to find the other 10 kittens.
"Where are those hob knockers…?" I mumbled more to myself, I thought of what Tobi said, with my eyes widening, I turned back to look at said man.
"Wait…" I started stepping towards him. "Are you Tobi, the Tobi, from the Akatsuki?" Said Tobi shook his head up and down enthusiastically. I looked down at my hand and then looked up at him.
"Do you mean…" I let in a startled gulp. "The other cats… are Akatsuki members?" Tobi nodded again. I looked down to the ground and then back up.
"That is so freaking cool! I didn't know this was possible! I died and went to heaven!" My accent rose with my higher than usual voice, and then came back down when I let out a huff.
"And Tobi-Chan is a good boy, but he is also a hob knocker!" When I finished saying that, the aurora from Tobi changed, and the room suddenly became tense.
"Hello Tai." I glared at 'Tobi.'
"You're a hob knocker. The other Akatsuki members can walk in at any time, Madara." Madara let out a chuckle.
"Give me your hand." I flipped him off.
"Why the hell should I?" He growled and took my hand away from my mouth, where I was nervously chewing on my thumb. I glared at Madara.
"You stupid hob knocker! Let me go! Rape! OWCH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!" I looked down at my hand, which just started bleeding again.
"Tobi found a cure!" Tobi yelled loudly, the whole neighborhood probably heard him. The 10 cats came running in, meowing frantically at Tobi. He pointed to my hand, and with a forceful nudge, he knocked me on my knees. The cats came sniffing up to my hand, eventually one licked my hand.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
After a while, all of the Akatsuki were changed back and were clothed in my father's abandoned clothing, well except for Konan, who was wearing my mom's clothes.
"Do you have something to say?" Pein must have seen my face.
"Nope. Just thinking that you guys are all hob knockers. Well… except for you and Konan." I let out a sigh and brought my thumb to my mouth.
"Bitch what the fuck you call me?" I glared at Hidan.
"I called you a hob knocker. Technically it is a compliment to your perverted ass." I turned to Pein. "Now explain to me why you are in my house and not just in my television?" Pein let out a sigh and rubbed his temples.
"It was Tobi's doing." The other members, other than Konan, glared at the masked mastermind. Tobi brought up his hands in defense when Deidara stood up with Hidan.
"No fighting in my house you hob knockers." My voice was tuned out by the yelling of Hidan.
"Tobi did the Akatsuki a favor! Naruto-Chan is in this world! Tobi tricked him! Yes he did!" My eyes narrowed at the mastermind.
"Wait, so are you telling me you brought them here in order to extract the 9-tails from Naruto." Tobi nodded happily, my eyes narrowed.
"I should have known that's why you wanted me to follow that chick." I snapped my fingers. "She must be friends with the one who's watching Naruto in cat form!" Tobi shook his head.
"No Tai-Chan! Tobi thinks she's taking care of them! Tobi saw Konoha ninja with her at the store."
I sat there in thought, realizing that Tobi was right. I growled at Tobi. I hate being proven wrong.
"'~.'~.'.~'.~'" Amy's P.O.V. the next day "'~.'~.'.~'.~'"
I let out a tired yawn and rolled on my bed. When I opened my eyes a minute later, I choked down a scream when I saw three sleeping figures in sleeping bags.
*Oh yeah. The Konoha ninja are staying with me...* I rolled onto the other side of my bed; eventually I heard the soft whispers of Sakura.
"Are you sure that's what you saw at the store?" My ears perked up to hear Hinata's faint reply.
"Y-yes. There was a girl following us throughout the s-store. She had a cat with her and the cat a-acted… s-strange."
*Huh. So there's more than just the Konoha ninja here.* I began to stir in my bed and the two ninja fell silent.
"Good morning Hinita and Sakura." I got two faint good mornings in reply, and got out of bed to make some breakfast.
A/N: I hope you guys liked it! And remember, if you're the 20th reviewer, you can be a part of the story! Chao my dearies!