Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Then without warning, Felicia stepped on Randy's foot and punched Dave in the groin. After she was loose, she leaped over the table and tackled Tiffany to the ground. Punching her in the head continuously, Felicia didn't let up.

"I am gonna kick your ass!" Felicia said in between punches.

Then Randy and Dave pulled Felicia off of Tiffany, who was bleeding from the nose and the mouth.

"That'll teach you to talk shit about me. And you know what, our friendship…IS OVER!" Felicia yelled as she walked out the door with Randy, Dave, Ashley, and John at her side.

A/N: WARNING! The contents of this chapter is 50 kicking ass, and 50 sexual content…so be cautions…this chapter will indeed make you laugh and cry…or not…just read the damn chapter, DAMN! Lol

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

San Diego, California

As Felicia took a shower "Poppin" by Chris Brown blasted on her radio. There was a knock on the door, but due to the loud water she couldn't hear it. So when the door opened, she didn't know that someone was in there with her. As she washed her micro-braids, she turned around and noticed that Randy was standing on the other side of the shower door. A small smile appeared on her face.

"So, what took you so long?" She asked

"I didn't think you would want to see me." He said as he opened the glass door

"Well, I'm glad you decided to come in anyway. After what happened a month ago I just needed to be by myself. But now, I know for sure who I want to be with." She said as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Is that right? Well, now that you've decided to give me a second chance, I promise to you that I won't screw this up again. And if I do…kill me." He said smiling

"No, I won't kill you. But you're gonna wish you were dead." She smiled

Randy ran his hands up her bare sides as they passionately kissed. Felicia ran her hands through his short brown hair as he slowly sucked on her neck. A soft moan escaped her as he kissed his way down to her naval. She giggled a bit as he licked the inside of her naval, and made his way back up to her lips. Their kiss became fiery and Randy lifted her up off of the floor. Felicia wrapped her legs around his waist and he entered her slowly but swift. As they made love, Felicia locked her arms around his neck and started kissing him with everything she had. Felicia never thought she could want someone as much as she wanted Randy at that moment in time. Everything she had ever felt for him came flooding back into her heart like a thunderstorm. She felt her climax near as Randy picked up the pace.

"I never knew make-up sex could be this good." Felicia whispered

"Believe me, it could be better." Randy whispered back

Felicia pulled herself closer to Randy as she reached her climax, she shuddered against his body as she felt Randy reach his climax. When they both recovered from their orgasmic high, they washed each other off and got dressed.

"So, what do you want to do tonight?" Randy asked

"I don't know, I wanted to watch Raw since you had the day off, I wanted to see what Dave and John are up to." She smiled as she threw on a pair of sweat pants.

"That's cool with me. I mean I would love to see John get his ass handed to him by Dave any day." Randy laughed

Felicia playfully punched Randy in his arm, "That's not funny. I think John can take Dave on any day of the week." Felicia raised an eyebrow

"Right and I'm Peewee Herman." Randy joked

Felicia started laughing, "Where are your disco shoes, Mr. Herman?"

"Ha, ha very funny, and just for your information…I don't dance." Randy said

"Since when? You used to dance all the time when we were in college, Mr. Michael Jackson." Felicia said as she attempted to moonwalk across the room.

Randy started to laugh hysterically, "You are too much."

"I know, that's why you love me so much, right?" Felicia asked as she made her way over to Randy.

Randy stood up and wrapped his arms around her waist, "That, and because you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. And if I have to, I will spend the rest of my life finding out how wonderful you are." He said with a smirk

"You are so full of shit, Orton." Felicia said as she pushed away from Randy

But he grabbed her arm and pulled her into a deep fiery kiss. Felicia clutching the back of his neck as if she would die and his arms clutching her t-shirt for dear life. When they pulled away from each other, Felicia had to catch her breath.

If this is how it's going to be all the time, then I want to start planning the wedding right now." She thought

She laughed at her thoughts as she headed into the kitchen. She looked into the refrigerator and grabbed two beers and grabbed a large bag of Lays Potato chips from the kitchen table. When she got into the living room, she noticed that Raw had just started.

"Thanks for starting it without me." Felicia said as she handed Randy his beer.

"Sorry, I didn't think you would be that slow. But then again you did suck at chemistry." Randy joked

"Now that's a low blow…but a least I didn't get arrested for trying to run from the Marines." Felicia took a sip of her beer and grabbed a chip from the bag.

"You know you're going to share those right?" Randy asked as he tried to reach into the bag

Felicia smacked his hand and snapped at him like a rabid dog, "Don't you ever touch a black woman's potato chips. That's asking for an ass whoopin' right there." Felicia said in her ghetto accent

Randy couldn't help but laugh, the only time he's heard that accent is when she was really pissed off or she was playing around. When Raw got off of commercial John came on screen backstage and was being interviewed by Todd Gresham.

"So John, how do you feel about you're match against the Animal Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam?" Todd asked

"How do I feel Todd? I don't feel anything. It's just going to be another match with the same steroid He-Man that I've been up against for the past couple of weeks." John said

"So would you say that it's in the bag for you?" Todd asked

"No, I'd say that Batista is in for an ass kicking of a lifetime. So if he wants some…He can come get some." John said and with that he walked off

Then they showed Candice Michelle walking to the ring.

"Who is that?" Felicia asked

"That my beautiful piece of brown sugar is Candice Michelle. The playboy cover girl of 06'." Randy said trying not to pay attention.

Felicia gave him a questionable look, "You slept with her didn't you?"

Randy wanted to mentally kick himself, "Okay, I'm not going to lie. We did have a heavy make-out session, once. But that was it. "

Felicia was surprised, "Wow, Mr. Orton managed to keep Mr. Winky in his pants? That must be a first."

Randy felt he deserved that after what he did to Felicia, but he believed that they could move on from that.

Candice Michelle was going up against Melina for the Women's Championship. And so far Melina was getting the shit kicked out of her.

"Now who is that other fake broad in the ring?" Felicia asked

"That is Melina, she calls herself the A-list, but everyone knows she's slept with the entire Raw locker room…except me, John, and Jeff of course." He said

"And what about Dave, he didn't sleep with that walking case of AIDS, did he?" Felicia asked

"Well, there was a storyline on SD a couple years ago, but they just kissed." Randy said

"Ewww, now I'm going to bag on him for the rest of his life…He kissed the ugly broad with the hair weave." Felicia tried not to laugh

"She's looks like someone beat the shit out of her with the ugly stick." Felicia laughed

"Damn, that's wrong Felicia." Randy said

"Oh please, if I were there right now I would make that fake broad quit her day job, and go back to prostituting for The God Father. I will show her how ghetto girls throw down." Felicia said

"Really? So if I called Vince and had you appear on Raw, you would kick the shit out of Melina?" Randy asked being serious

"Only if he made the match a No Disqualification. I would use everything I could possibly get my hands on to dismember that fake ass bitch" Felicia rolled her eyes

"I don't know how you women do it. You sit around and make fun of each other, and then you get mad when they tell you the truth to your face." Randy said

"Well check this out; us women handle our business the best way we know how. If we don't like something, then we're going to talk about it. Please don't start with the men are better than women skit, cause I really don't feel like arguing with you about stupid shit." Felicia said turning her attention back to the television.

"Hey! Since when was Sadie on Raw?" Felicia asked

"Since she signed a contract a couple months ago. She's a pretty good wrestler, and her and Dave are the Undefeated Tag Team champs." Randy said

"Are you serious?" Felicia asked

"As a heart attack. But I think McMahon is going to have her turn on Dave." Randy suspected

"Why, she loves Dave just as much as I love you." Felicia pointed out

Randy smiled, "Sweetheart, it's just a storyline."

"Oh…I knew that. I mean, yeah." Felicia said wanting to hit Randy

"Anyways, I think Sadie will turn on Dave at Summerslam, and side with Cena." Randy said again as he tried to reach into Felicia's bag of potato chips.

Felicia saw this and smacked his hand again, "If you want to get some tonight, I suggest you don't try that again."

Randy looked at Felicia with a surprised look on his face, "You dare threaten the "Legend Killer"?"

"Boy please, we both know that at home, I run this." Felicia said getting up from the couch

"Yeah, you only think you run this. But I'm the one who really runs things around here." He said standing up in front of her.

"Nigga please, if I were you I would sit my lily white ass right back down, cause we both know that you can't beat me." Felicia said raising an eyebrow

Randy let out a small laugh and looked at Felicia. She was putting her hair up in a pony tail and she rolled up the sleeves of her t-shirt. Randy moved the coffee table into the dining room and pushed the couch into wall.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Randy asked

"What, are you punkin' out?" Felicia asked cracking her knuckles

"Me? Punkin' out, yeah right. I'm the Legend Killer. I never punk out." Randy said with a smirk

With that said, Felicia turned on the stereo and "Boneheads" by Neurosonic started blasting so loud the floor literally shook. Felicia started smiling at Randy, but Randy was serious.

"So, what do you think you know about wrestling?" Randy asked as he took off his shirt

Felicia's face went from serious to a smirk within seconds, "I know a few things from back in the day. Hulk Hogan was my favorite wrestler." She said as she stepped closer towards Randy.

They locked up, and Felicia got Randy in the headlock. She started squeezing his neck as hard as she could, but then he lifted her up off the floor. She then kicked off of the wall and reversed it into a DDT right into the carpet floor.

"Oh My God, Randy are you okay?" Felicia asked

Randy got up holding his nose, and sat up against the couch, "I think you broke my nose."

Felicia couldn't help but start laughing, "I'm sorry, I really didn't know I could do that."

"Yeah right, somewhere around the line you secretly went to OVW." He joked

I only attended for a couple of years, but I stopped to go to college. After a couple of months I started getting a little rusty.

"You did didn't you?" Randy asked

"Well, only for a couple of years, but that was before I started college." She said

"So you wanted to become a pro-wrestler?" Randy asked still holding his nose

"Yes, but all of that changed when my step-dad pasted away. He's the one who got me into the whole wrestling 'thing'. My mom hated it, so after he died, I quit OVW and went to college." She explained

"Damn, you would have made one hell of a WWE Diva. You made my nose bleed, and no woman has ever managed to make my nose bleed." He said moving his hand from his nose

Felicia wanted to punch him in the face, "You little faker! I am going to kick your ass!"

Felicia started chasing Randy around the house; she even jumped over the couch and tackled him to the floor. She started punching him in the head and in the arms.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Randy yelled as Felicia continued to hit him.

She stopped hitting him and started laughing, "You are such a punk, you know that? I have never seen someone punk out as easily as you do. How do you do it?" Felicia joked

"I didn't punk out, I just don't like getting manhandled by a female." He said

Felicia gave him a confused look, "Since when was I female to you? I'm your woman, Randy. I would suggest that you respect me like I am." Felicia said as she got up off of Randy.

She walked into the kitchen and hopped up on the kitchen counter.

I can't believe he called me a female…I mean I am a female, but he could have said, "I don't like getting manhandled by my woman." I mean did he really have to say female?

Just then Randy walked into the kitchen, and he walked over to Felicia and placed both hands on both of her legs.

"I'm sorry if I made you mad, babe. It's just that I don't like fighting women because I know they're the ones who are gonna end up getting hurt." He said

"Wow, I never thought that I would get to meet the conceited Randy Orton, but it looks like I'm involved with him. Well, I got news for you Mr. I think I'm better than everybody, I could whoop your ass with my eyes closed. And if it were up to me, I would make our match a No Holds Barred match." Felicia said getting defensive

"Whoa! Hold on a second, nobody said that you couldn't beat me. I have no doubt in my mind that you could, but I'm just saying…You know what? Forget about it. I see that I'm not going to win this argument, so lets just squash it." Randy said as he walked back into the living room.

Felicia had a small smirk on her face, and then she followed him into the living room. She jumped on his back and started nibbling on his ear.

"Come on Felicia, not right now." Randy said trying to get her off

Felicia had a seductive smirk on her face, "You know I find it extremely sexy when you get mad."

Randy put her on the ground and turned towards her with an eyebrow raised, "Really? So you like it when I get mad, huh?"

"It turns me on to the point of no return." She said with a smirk

Randy caressed the side of her face and she closed her eyes letting his touch sink in. When Felicia opened her eyes, she grabbed Randy's shirt and pulled him into a deep passionate kiss. Randy pulled away and picked Felicia up by her legs and began to carry her up the stairs. Once they reached the bedroom, they made love constantly. The next morning Randy woke up with Felicia lying in his arms peacefully sleeping.

This is the moment I've been waiting for since college. Just to see her would make me the luckiest man in the world. Now this is the woman I'm meant to be with for the rest of my life.

I love you Felicia Gilbert-Orton.