Chapter 9: Chapter 9
The next morning Randy woke up with Felicia lying in his arms peacefully sleeping.
This is the moment I've been waiting for since college. Just to see her would make me the luckiest man in the world. Now this is the woman I'm meant to be with for the rest of my life.
I love you Felicia Gilbert-Orton.
A Woman like That
Kingston, Jamaica
Felicia stared at her fiancé as he played frisbee with Dave, and John. Then she felt something hit her in the head.
"What the hell do you heifers want?" Felicia asked getting an attitude
"Well, excuse me Mrs. Prissy Bitch. I thought you would want to engage in the conversation at hand." Her older sister said
"Look Tommie, I'm gonna kick you in your forehead the next time you throw something at me." Felicia said rolling her eyes
"Don't get an attitude. Just because you're getting married doesn't mean you're better than the rest of us." Thomasina said
"Oh it doesn't? The last time I checked I'm the only one in our family who went to college. I'm the only one moved out of mom and dad's house. But I'm not the better one? Okay, Thomasina, keep drinking the hater-aid all you want. I'm living my life the way I want to, and don't blame me because you can't handle Asia." Felicia said
"You know it would help if you took her every once in a while. She needs to spend time with her aunt." Thomasina said
"Ha! That's funny Tommie. As long as I had to watch her when I was younger…No wait, I don't have to explain anything, my answer is no. Hell no." Felicia said
"You know what Thomasina, you shouldn't try to pin Asia on Felicia every chance you get. I mean just because she has a life doesn't mean her and Randy aren't trying to start a family of their own." Ashley said holding baby Sophie in her arms
"Thank you Ashley." Felicia said
"Whatever, all I know is that I'll be dropping her off with you sooner than you think, because I have shit to do." Thomasina said smiling at a cute guy walking by
"Over my dead body you are! I will be damned if I have to watch that girl while you're out prostituting, or whatever the hell else you do in your spare time. That's your daughter and you need to spend every second with her." Felicia yelled
Thomasina wasn't even paying attention, but that was normal for Felicia.
"You know what Tommie? I'm not even going to go there with you, because you're twenty-eight years old. You need to learn how to take responsibility for your actions. Now you have Asia, so you have to take care of her. You lost the privilege of having a life when you got pregnant, so that's on you." Felicia said taking a sip of her soda
"Okay Felicia, I'll just drop her off at Mom and Dad's." Tommie said
Felicia took a deep sigh, but she didn't say anything. Then Randy looked at her, which brought a smile to her face. Whenever the thought of Randy came to mind she would smile.
"So have you set a date for the big day?" Ashley asked
"That's what I want to know, because Dave won't stop bugging me about it." Sadie said
"We've decided to have it on New Years Day. And get this, our wedding will be on Phillip Island in Victoria, Australia!" Felicia screamed
"Are you serious! You're getting married in Australia you lucky bitch!" Ashley exclaimed
"And our honeymoon will be in Sicily, Italy." Felicia smiled
"I hate you…No I'm serious I really do hate you." Sadie said as she crossed her arms
"Oh come on ladies, you're gonna be there." Felicia said smiling
"Of course we are and I'm going to be the maid of honor." Tommie said
There was an awkward silence between the women. Then Felicia spoke up.
"No you're not. Ashley is going to be my maid of honor. You know what, after everything you've put me through over the years, you don't even deserve to be in the wedding. So now that I've made that clear. You are still invited to the wedding, you just won't be apart of it." Felicia said taking another sip of her soda.
Thomasina just stared at Felicia for a moment, then she got up and left.
"Do you think she's going to be okay?" Sadie asked
"She'll live. She's probably going to go tell my mom and dad. But they can't do anything because I've already made my decision." Felicia said
Just then Randy and the boys ran over to where the ladies were sitting.
"What are you ladies over making all that noise for?" Dave asked as he wrapped his arm around Sadie
"I just told the ladies the good news about the wedding." Felicia said smiling
"Well just make sure to pick out a wedding dress that would fit the climate, because it's going to be beautiful just like my wife." Randy said as he pecked Felicia on the lips
"See, why can't we have a relationship like that John? All he does is say stupid shit that ruin the moment." Ashley pouted
"Not all time, but you have to understand that I get nervous sometimes." John lied
"Nervous? John we just had a baby together and you say you get nervous? Well, don't let me get nervous around John. He'll bug the hell out of me until I just can't take it anymore." Ashley said
Everyone started laughing…
"Check this out, how about we got back to the house and have a little P.A.R.T.Y?" Dave asked
"A party, huh? I think I can handle a party. How about you Randy?" Felicia asked
"Hell yeah, lets do this." Randy said high fiving John
"Alright then, lets go party." Sadie said
They packed everything up and loaded it in Dave's truck.
Later that night a big party blew out and Dave and Sadie's waterside condo. The beer was flowing throughout the house, people were swimming in the pool, and the drunks were throwing up in the large fountain in the front of the house. But the gang was having fun. Everyone started dancing when "Get It Shawty" started blasting throughout the large apartment.
"Hey John, take your shirt off!" One girl yelled
All the girls started cheering, but Ashley was just glaring at John.
If you take off your shirt I swear to God you'll regret it.
John shook his head as if reading her mind and walked away. A small smile showed on her face and downed her cup of beer.
"Um, Ashley I think you've had enough." Felicia said as she saw her best friend finish her seventh beer
"No, I think I haven't had enough. And I'm not gonna stop until the pounding sounds in my head go away." Ashley said as she snatched her arm away
"Woman, I'm gonna slap you into next month if you don't stop." Felicia threatened
Ashley stopped and turned around, "I would love to see you slap me. Come on, give me your best shot."
Ashley continued to taunt Felicia, but Dave showed up just in time.
"Felicia, go find Randy. I'll take care of Ashley." Dave said as he hoisted a passed out Ashley over his shoulder
Felicia walked upstairs and saw that Dave and Sadie's bedroom door was open. She walked inside, and to her surprise no one was in there. But the doors to the balcony were wide open also, so she walked over and saw Randy sitting on one of the chairs.
"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you." Felicia said as she kissed Randy on the forehead
"Oh really? I thought you would be downstairs partying with the rest of the gang?" He asked looking up at the clear night sky
"To tell you the truth, a party really isn't a party without you." She said as she stood at the end of the balcony
Randy noticed a change in Felicia's tone of voice, so he got up and walked over to her.
"What's wrong, you're acting really weird tonight. You're not having second thoughts, are you?" He asked as he walked over to her
"Hell no! Randy, I'm in love with you. And I always will be, nothing can change how I feel about you. I know you're in love with me." Felicia cut off and turned towards him
"So what exactly are you saying?" Randy asked
"I'm saying that I think I'm pregnant." Felicia blurted out
"…Pregnant? Felicia I don't know what to say. I'm happy and scared all at the same time. I mean, are you sure?" He asked with a large grin on his face
"I think, I mean I've been having morning sickness for the past several weeks now, and as you know, I've been having weird cravings." Felicia said
"Oh yes, how can I forget the strawberry cheesecake, potato chips, and cheetos." Randy smiled
"Don't blame me; she's the one with the weird taste." Felicia said rubbing her flat belly
"She? How do you know our baby will be a 'she'?" He asked
"Please, I have women's intuition. I know these things." Felicia said slightly pushing Randy back
"Okay, when a boy pops out don't get mad when I say, "I told you so." Randy said
"Whatever Orton, when my baby girl is born I'll make sure we both laugh at you when you have to explain where babies come from." Felicia giggled a bit
"Ha! I don't think so. You're going to have that talk if we have a girl, but I highly doubt that." Randy said as he pulled her closer to him
Felicia laid her head against his chest and stared up at the stars, "You know I never thought we would be together again. Sometimes I think this is all one big dream."
"Well, I promise you that this isn't a dream. All of this, everything that's happening is real. And when I go back on the road, you're coming with me." Randy said
"I don't think McMahon would like that too much." Felicia said turning around to face Randy again
"Actually, he wanted to meet you. And now that you're pregnant there is no way in hell I'm leaving you home by yourself." He said with a small smile
"Well it seems to me like I don't have a say in this." Felicia said as she raised an eyebrow
"No, not really. But I promise you that you won't regret it. Hey! You might even get to be on a few episodes of Raw." Randy smiled
"Whoa, slow down cowboy. Being on Raw is a whole different ball game. What will I do?" Felicia asked
"McMahon will find something for you to do. But you won't be stuck in that locker room all night." Randy said
"Fine, I'll go. But I'm telling you right now, If Melina comes within fifteen feet of me, I'm going to unleash hell." Felicia said
"I'll make sure that you don't have to see her, but if you just so happen to run into her, don't kill her on sight." Randy sighed
"Why not, it would be fun." Felicia said
Just then Dave walked into the room with Ashley still over his shoulder.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but this one is passed out cold. I need lay her down somewhere comfortable." Dave said as he laid Ashley down on the large king sized bed.
"You know, I've never seen Ashley get that drunk before. Well, I guess there's a first time for everything." Felicia said as she walked passed the bed
"Does John know she's up here?" Randy asked
"He's the one who suggested it. Apparently he has some weird technique that could sober her up."
Just then John ran up the stairs completely out of breath, "There's a fight downstairs."
"Shit! I got this." Felicia started as she headed downstairs
Randy went to grab her arm, but she slipped right out of his fingers. When she got downstairs, she saw two guys fighting. She opened the closet door and found a wooden baseball bat.
Perfect!
She stormed into the living room and beat both of the guys with the bat, "There will be no goddamn fighting in this house, got it! Whatever disagreements you have, settle it outside, but I'll be damned if I let you ignorant sons a bitches ruin my best friend's house!" Felicia screamed
"Now, for those of you who want to keep your heads I suggest you get the fuck out, otherwise you better be prepared for one hell of a blood bath." Felicia started swinging the bat above her head.
Not a moment later was everyone clearing out of the house, and left the living room spick and span. Felicia just sat on the couch with the bat in her lap and large smile, "That worked like a charm."
Then Randy, Dave, and John came downstairs to an empty, but clean living room.
"What then hell happened?" Dave asked as he walked into the living room
"Whatever happened, Felicia got those people to clean the place up." John said as he took a seat next to Felicia
Sadie then walked through the sliding glass door, "Wow, whoever cleaned this place did a better job than I usually do."
Felicia giggled a bit and put the bat on the floor, she walked over to Randy and kissed him lightly on the lips, "I'm ready to go home. I'm extremely tired."
"Alright, we can go. Dave, John I'll see you two Monday." Randy said as he headed out
"Alright you two. Be careful out there on the road." John said
"Yeah right, knowing how Randy drives I'd be surprised if we made it home in one piece." Felicia said as she got into the car
"Night fellas." Randy said as he got into the car
As they drove off, Dave and John looked at one another a started laughing.
"Man, we have to go get Ashley out of the shower before she freezes to death." John said
"Alright, you know she's gonna kill us for putting her in there?" Dave asked
"She's not going to kill you; she's going to kill me. And by kill, I mean hostal torture type of kill." John said
"Well, this was your idea in the first place." Dave said
John smacked him on his arm, "Shut up. Now help me get her out of the tub."
Dave and John picked Ashley up out of the tub and she had the look of death on her face, "You know what John, I'm and going to seriously hurt you when we get home."
"I had to do it, babe. You were drunk so I had to find a way to sober you up." John said
"BUT COLD FUCKIN WATER, JOHN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Ashley yelled
"Let's not do this now. Lets go home and finish this whole argument tomorrow." John suggested
"Whatever, lets just go home." Ashley said as she walked downstairs
John shrugged his shoulders and followed behind Ashley.
"Are you okay?" Sadie asked
Ashley turned to Sadie with a small smile on her face, "I'm just fine. Even though John made an extremely stupid decision I'll be fine."
"That's good to hear. Well, thanks for coming." Sadie said hugging a wet Ashley
"No problem, girl. Just know that you probably won't be seeing John for a couple of days." Ashley said giving John the death glare
"How many times are you going to look at me like that?" He asked
"As many times as I want to jackass, now go start the car." Ashley demanded
"Okay damn, you don't have to be so fuckin' pushy." John said
"Oh you haven't managed to see pushy, but wait till we get home. I'll show you pushy." Ashley threatened
Sadie couldn't help but laugh, "Goodnight guys."
"Night Sadie." John said before he was pushed out the door by Ashley
"Hurry and get to the damn car. I'm wet and pissed, those two combined equal one major ass kicking." Ashley said
When they were gone, Sadie shut the front door and walked into the living room. Dave was sitting on the couch watching television. She grabbed the remote from him and turned it off.
"Now why would you be watching television when you have a beautiful wife at home?" Sadie asked as she stood in front of the t.v.
Dave had a small smile on his face and stood up off the couch, "I don't know what I was thinking, but I plan on taking complete advantage of this moment.
Dave picked Sadie up and she wrapped her legs around his waist. He carried her up stairs to their bedroom, and kicked the door shut. He had her back up against the wall as they began to kiss passionately. Dave trailed kisses from her mouth to the nap of her neck, causing Sadie to tighten her grip around his neck. Sadie started giggling cause she was ticklish on her neck, so as Dave sucked harder, she giggled lightly. He put her down on the floor only to remove her light blue lace tank top. He picked her back up and lifted her denim miniskirt up so he could take off her….wait a minute.
She doesn't have on any underwear? I wonder why?
Dave ended up making love to Sadie every which way from Sunday. Up against the wall, on the floor, on the bed; they did it everywhere. The next morning, Sadie woke up and tried to get out of bed, but there was one problem…she couldn't feel her legs.
Damn you David, you paralyzed me! Okay, lets try this again…
Sadie attempted to get out of bed again, but fell on the floor instead; waking Dave up in the process.
"Sadie are you okay?" He asked sitting up in the bed
"Does it look like I'm fucking okay? Of course I'm not okay, David. Because of you, I'm paralyzed from the waist down." Sadie yelled
"Just calm down, I'll help you back into bed. You just need a little time for the feeling to get back to your leg that's all." Dave said as he laid Sadie back into the bed
"A little time, Dave we have to be at the airport in an hour!" Sadie yelled
"Damn, okay then I'll carry you. It'll be a piece of cake. If I can carry you over the threshold, then I can carry you into the airport." Dave smiled
Sadie just threw a pillow at him, "I'm not that heavy."
"No, but you're not light as a feather either." Dave joked
Sadie flipped him the bird and rolled her eyes, "What are we going to do?"
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to take me a shower." Dave said
Just then Sadie attempted to get out of bed…She stood up, and she slowly walked over to Dave. She looked into his deep brown eyes, and punched him in the eye.
"That's for paralyzing me you Stinky Mcstinkface!" Sadie yelled as she stood over him
As he started to get up, she bolted into the bathroom and locked the door. Dave started knocking softly on the door.
"Sweetheart, open the door. I'm not going to hurt you. I just want you to open the door." Dave said calmly
"No, cause I know what you're going to do. And I'm not falling for it again." Sadie said as she turned on the shower.
She's getting in the shower…Damn I wish I were in there with her. Only if she would open the damn door!
"Sadie, I want to take a shower with you. You know you want me to." Dave said in a sexy tone
You must resist, no matter how sexy he sounds; if he gets in this bathroom, all hell will break loose.
"Sadie come on, open the door." Dave begged
"Now you just sound pathetic." Sadie taunted
"I sound pathetic? Oh just wait until you get back out here. I'll show you who's pathetic." Dave challenged
"You're underestimating me, David. You don't know what the fuck I'm capable of doing to you." Sadie said in a sensual tone
Now, she's not supposed to be turning me on, but it's working.
"Sadie just open the damn door. Please." He continued to beg
"Don't make me repeat myself, David." Said demanded
"Don't make me break down this door Sadie." Dave said mocking her tone
"You wouldn't dare." Sadie said looking towards the door from the shower.
Just then she saw the door fly off the hinges, and Dave standing right in front of her…with no shirt on.
Fuck this.
Sadie opened the fiber glass door and pulled Dave inside the shower with her. They began kissing even more animalistic than the night before. Sadie's insides were on fire as Dave ran his hands over every nook and cranny of her body. He sent shivers up her spine when he turned her around and started sucking on her neck.
Damn I love it when he does that.
He slowly entered her from behind and started at a slow pace. Sadie flung her arm around his neck so she wouldn't fall. Dave bit into her shoulder making her flinch, to her, it hurt and felt good all at the same time. He started to pick up the pace, sending Sadie into overdrive. And for the first time, she experienced the biggest mind-blowing orgasm in weeks.
"Dave, I think we better hurry up, cause our plane leaves in exactly two hours." Sadie said as she washed up
"Don't worry so much, babe. We'll get to the airport on time." He assured her
"Yeah right, and I'm Mrs. Clause." Sadie said sarcastically
"Well, I just got one hell of an early Christmas present." Dave smiled
Sadie gave him the finger again and got out of the shower.
"I already did!" Dave yelled from the shower
Sadie shook her head smiling, and started looking for something to wear. She looked over at her suite cases that were packed for their routine trips, and started smiling.
My life couldn't possibly get any better than this. I'm happily married with a perfect sex life, I have the best group of friends a girl could ask for, and soon enough I just might have a family of my own. I just can't wait until my doctor's appointment.
When Dave came out of the bathroom, Sadie was finishing curling up her hair. She was wearing a sky blue baby doll halter top with a black sateen mini skirt, and a pair of silver metallic t strapped sandals. Dave scratched his head in confusion.
"Excuse me but if I'm correct, we're going to an airport, not an award show." Dave said raising his eyebrow
"I'm sorry for not looking like a slob, but some of us actually like to go out in public looking their best. And I for one want to make every female jealous that my gorgeous husband has a gorgeous wife who can kick ass and take names, and still look sexy as hell." Sadie said as she smiled
Dave smiled as he walked towards her and wrapped his big arms around her waist, "Now that's the woman I married. So should I dress up too? or look like a complete slob?"
"I would think you would want to dress nice for once, I mean we would make everyone jealous." Sadie said smiling
"Well, that's exactly what we're going to do. We, my dear, will make everyone in that airport, on the plane, and in Miami jealous." He said as he lightly kissed her cheek.
When they we finally arrived at the airport, they noticed Ashley and John were the only ones in the waiting area.
"Where's Felicia and Randy?" Sadie asked as she removed her sunglasses
"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, if you must know, caught an earlier flight. And you know the funny thing is, they didn't bother to tell us until they reached the airport in Miami." John said
"Look, Felicia got airsick, so they're at the hospital right now. The next flight leaves in fifteen minutes, so we better hurry up." Ashley said
When they got on the plane, Sadie and Dave got the seats near the window, and Ashley and John sat directly in front of them.
"So how many people stared at us in the airport?" Sadie asked
"I don't know, I was too busy staring at that nice ass of yours." Dave said as he slid his hand between her legs
Sadie slapped his hand away and smiled, "Not here David. It's completely out of the question."
Dave moved closer towards Sadie so that he was whispering in her ear, "You mean to tell me that you've never wanted to join the mile high club?"
Sadie looked over at Dave with a sly grin, and once the pilot hit the no seat belt button, Sadie grabbed Dave's hand and shot into the bathroom like a bat outta hell.
"So, what do you think they're doing?" John said smiling
"Probably the same thing we did after we started dating. Hell we didn't even wait till after we got married to join the mile high club. A week after we started going out we joined the mile high club. Now I realize what a big mistake that was." Ashley joked
"Excuse me? I believe your exact words were, "Oh my god, don't stop! Right there!" John mocked
Ashley smacked John on his forehead, "Shut up. Look, I'm suffering from a very bad case of PMS right now, so unless you don't want to lose all of your teeth, I suggest you shut the hell up."
John threw his hands up in defense, "Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Just don't kill me."
A couple hours later, after the plane landed, Dave and Sadie got off the plane looking like superstars. Ashley and John couldn't believe it.
"Um, Sadie can I ask you a question?" Ashley asked as they headed out of the Miami International Airport
"Sure." Sadie said continuing to walk
"Okay, how is it that you and Dave were in that bathroom the entire flight, and came out looking look nothing even happened?" Ashley asked
"Well, that my friend will always remain a secret. But one thing I do have to say is that joining the mile high club was the best thing I could have ever done." Sadie said smiling as they walked towards their limo.
When they all arrived at the arena, they were surprised to see Stephanie standing in the parking garage.
"Hey Steph, what are you doing here?" Sadie asked as she got her bag from the car
"Wait, don't get out just yet. You have to get over to the hospital. Something happened to Felicia." Stephanie said in a worried tone
"Alright you guys, let's go!" Ashley yelled as she hopped back into the limo.
When they arrived at the hospital, Stephanie walked up to the receptionist desk with everyone following her.
"Excuse me; can I have the room for Mrs. Felicia Gilbert, please?" Stephanie asked
"Okay…Mrs. Felicia Gilbert you say?" The receptionist asked
"Yes." Steph replied
"I'm sorry, the only Felicia we have registered is Felicia Orton." The receptionist said
"Can we have her room please?" Stephanie asked
"Are you family?" The receptionist asked again
"We're the only family she has." Ashley budded in
"Well in that case, she's on the third floor in room 452." The receptionist said
"Thank you." Sadie said as they bolted towards the elevator
Once they reached the third floor, they realized that this was completely different from the first two.
"This is the Maternity ward. Why are we in the Maternity ward?" Ashley asked
"Hey guys! Here's her room!" Sadie yelled
As they all walked into the room, they saw Felicia lying on the hospital bed holding Randy's hand. They obviously had been talking.
"Hey guys! What are you doing here?" Felicia asked
"We came to see you, duh." Sadie smiled
"What in the hell are you doing in the Maternity Ward, Felicia?" Ashley asked getting right to the point
"Well, it turns out after all the tests that the doctors have been running for the past couple of weeks, it just so happens that I'm pregnant."
"Well why am I not surprised. You and Randy have been jumping each other's bones since you got together. So no, I'm not surprised." Ashley said with a hand on her hip
"I am! Congrats girl, I can't believe I'm going to be an auntie again." Sadie said hugging Felicia
"So how many weeks are you?" Stephanie asked
"Not weeks, months." Felicia said as she lifted back the sheets
Felicia's belly was just started to grow, but not that much, "I'm three months pregnant."
"You've got to be shittin' me!" Ashley said in shock
"You went three months without knowing that you were pregnant?" Sadie asked
"Well, I knew that I was pregnant I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a false alarm." Felicia said
"Now that we know that it's not, have you decided on any names?" John asked
"We're definitely not naming any of our kids after you. Seeing as how it would bring shame upon my family name." Randy joked
"Randy stop it, but he has a point John. Why would I name my child after a bathroom?" Felicia smiled
"Oh that's messed up, Felicia. I would have named my baby girl after you, if we didn't have two boys." John smiled
Felicia gave him the finger and smiled, "You're lucky I'm in a hospital bed and I'm hooked up to all these damn IV's, cause if I wasn't, best believe your ass would be hanging out that window."
"Oh, mommy's got a potty mouth." The nurse said as she walked in
"This is normal." John said
"Is it now? Mrs. Orton, you know that after you baby is born you can't use that kind of language around your child." The nurse said
"Ha! Ashley curses around our boys all the time. Although I know it's going to affect them in the future, I really don't care. As long as they don't start saying them back to me. Then there's going to be a problem." John said
Ashley shot John a glare, "What? I'm telling the truth."
I am so going to kick his ass when we get back to the hotel.
"Well guys, you better get going. I wouldn't want to be the cause of you all getting fired." Felicia said
"Oh no, that wouldn't happen. My dad wanted us to make sure that you were okay. Would it be okay if I told him the news?" Steph asked
"Sure, everyone's going to have to know sooner or later." Felicia said
"Well, you rest up. My dad will want to see you next week." Steph said
"And I wonder why?" Felicia said as she glanced over to Randy
"What? Don't look at me." Randy said shrugging his shoulders
Felicia sat and pondered over all the reasons Mr. McMahon would want to meet with her, but she couldn't put her finger on it. She decided to let her brain rest for the day, so she just went to sleep, with Randy's hand in her's.
I'll do everything in my power to make sure that my life goes as planned. I will get married to the love of my life, have his baby, and be a happy family. That is my lifetime goal.
As Felicia lay sleeping, Randy couldn't help but stare at his beautiful wife-to-be.
How did I manage to fall in love with this amazing woman? She's everything I could possibly ever wish for, and now she's going to be my wife. God, how did I manage to get a woman like that.