Chapter 10: Chapter 10
"See, why can't we have a relationship like that John? All he does is say stupid shit that ruin the moment." Ashley pouted
"Not all time, but you have to understand that I get nervous sometimes." John lied
"Nervous? John we just had a baby together and you say you get nervous? Well, don't let me get nervous around John. He'll bug the hell out of me until I just can't take it anymore." Ashley said
Everyone started laughing…
Too Damn Bad
Fort Lauderdale, FL
"John, are you ready yet?" Ashley yelled from the bathroom
"I should be asking you the same questions. By the way, where did you put my Celtics baseball hat?" He asked
"Now why would I know where you Celtics hat is? I don't even like the Celtics." Ashley said with an attitude.
"Hey, I was just asking a question. Please don't start today, Ash." John said storming around the hotel room
Ashley walked out of the bathroom with her hands on her hip, "Start what? You misplaced that stupid hat, and now you're taking it out on me. You always do that!" Ashley yelled
"Look, I just want to find my hat. Is that so bad? So if you know where it is, it would be helpful if you told me where it is." John said
"You are unbelievable John, you know what? You're going to make us late, again. And I, for one, am not getting my ass chewed out by McMahon again. So if you want to be late, fine with me, but I'm getting a ride with Felicia and Randy." Ashley said as she grabbed her duffle bag and stormed out of the room.
John just flopped down on the bed and put his head in his hands. Ashley met Felicia and Randy in the lobby and headed to the arena. When they arrived, Ashley left for her locker room, and Randy walked with Felicia to Mr. McMahon's office.
"Well if it isn't the famous Mrs. Gilbert." McMahon said as he held out his hand
"And the future Mrs. Orton." Felicia said shaking his hand
"I heard rumors about that, but I wanted to hear the truth from you two. So, Randy's told me a lot about you." He said with a smile
"Oh really? What has he told you about me?" Felicia asked taking a sit on the couch
"Well, he told me that you're a closet wrestling fan, and that you went to OVW a couple years ago." McMahon said
"Yeah, right before college. But for the past couple of years I've gotten rusty." Felicia has a small smile on her face
"Rusty? No, Randy told me how you 'manhandled' him a couple weeks ago." McMahon said
"Oh yeah, he challenged me, so I taught him a lesson." Felicia said raising an eyebrow
"Very nice, so have you ever thought about becoming a WWE Diva?" He asked
"Yeah, once upon a time, but I'm not in any kind of shape to wrestle, Mr. McMahon." Felicia said moving her hand to her growing belly.
"Oh, are you expecting?" He asked
Felicia smiled at Randy then looked back at McMahon, "Yes, I am."
"Well, congratulations. Listen, I'm going to give you a contract. You don't have to sign it right away, but I'm sure I can find something for you do." McMahon said
"Thank you Mr. McMahon. I appreciate what you're doing." Felicia said shaking his hand
"Not a problem, Mrs. Orton." McMahon said with a smirk
When they left his office, Felicia jumped on Randy, wrapping her legs around his waist.
"Have I ever told you how much I love you?" Felicia asked as she gave him a light peck on the lips
"You are amazing yourself, Mrs. Orton." Randy said as he put her down
Just then Ashley ran up to them out of breath, "Have you seen John? I haven't seen him since I left the hotel room."
"No, why? Ashley what's up?" Felicia asked
"That damn Adam Copeland won't leave me the hell alone! I swear if he keeps following me around I'm going to shove my foot down his throat." Ashley said trying to regain her breath
"No, don't worry about it. I'll be right back. Oh by the way, where is this "Adam Copeland?" Felicia asked
"Back there, by my locker room." Ashley pointed down the hall
"Felicia where are you going? Don't do anything stupid!" Randy yelled after Felicia
"Oh, she won't do anything stupid, but I do know that what she did to Melina at the party isn't half of what she's about to do to Copeland." Ashley said
"Oh shit." Randy said as he took off after Felicia
When Felicia made it to Ashley's locker room, she noticed someone with should-length blonde hair standing in front of the mirror.
"Are you Adam Copeland?" Felicia asked
"Who wants to know?" He asked turning around to come face to face with Felicia
Just then, Felicia punched him in the face, sending him the ground with a hard 'thud'.
"Stay away from Ashley. If I hear that you've been harassing her there's worse where that came from." Felicia said as she stormed out of the locker room.
Adam wiped the blood from the corner of his lip, got up, and went looking for Ashley again.
"What did you do?" Randy asked as he walked beside Felicia
"I just taught him a lesson. I little punch in the face did him good." Felicia said as she continued to walk
"You did what! Please tell me you didn't?" Randy asked grabbing both of Felicia's shoulders
"What if I did? You and I both know he deserved it. Plus, no one stalks my best friend." Felicia said and she pushed his hands away
As she walked down the hallway, she noticed someone standing at the end of the hall. She couldn't make it out at first, but once she got a closer look, she ran towards Randy.
"Um, baby I know I'm supposed to be mad at you and all, but right now, that Copeland freak is after me." Felicia said trying to hide behind Randy
"Do I always have to fight your battles?" Randy asked
"No, it's just because I'm carrying your baby, and I don't want to loose our baby girl." Felicia said still trying to hide behind Randy
Just then Adam walked up to Randy with a smirk on his face, "So, I'm guessing the tramp belongs to you, Orton?"
Felicia stood up straight and looked at Adam with an insulted look on her face.
"You really shouldn't have said that." Randy said back away
"I know you did not just call me a tramp? Listen you Chris Jericho wannabe; I suggest you get out of my face before you get hurt." Felicia threatened
"Or what? You'll punch me again?" Adam asked
"Oh no, that was just a taste of what I will do if you don't get out of my face right now." Felicia said
Adam laughed a bit, "What are you going to do? Scratch me?"
"Is that what you really think I'll do? See, it's men like you that really end up getting seriously injured." Felicia said
Adam looked at Randy, who was standing behind Felicia, "Is she serious?"
"Very much. Copeland I suggest you get the hell out of dodge, and quick. You really don't want to piss her off any more than she already is." Randy said
"Listen to Randy, Copeland. That is, if you want to keep your reproductive system intact." Felicia said
"You just keep talking don't you? How about you show me what you got?" Adam asked
"How about you stop while you're ahead. I'm pregnant, so it wouldn't be a fair fight." Felicia said
"Damn Orton, you got the tramp pregnant too? She clearly has her work cut out for her." Adam said with a smirk
Just then Felicia jumped up in mid-air and kicked Adam in the face, sending him to the floor. When he got up, she landed an upper-cut and a double back kick. Felicia had a small smile on her face as she saw the blood drip out of Adam's mouth.
"Damn Copeland, you look like shit. Not that you already did." Felicia smiled
Adam lunged toward Felicia, but she ducked and hit him with spinning low-kick. When he fell she sent her foot flying hard onto his chest, making him cough up more blood.
"Felicia, that's enough. You've done enough damage, let's go." Randy said as he pulled her to her feet
Adam lay on the concrete floor, half conscious.
"Hey Ash, did you find John?" Felicia asked
"Yeah, that jackass stopped at Burger King to get something to eat." Ashley said pointing to the couch
When Felicia walked around the couch, she saw John sitting on the couch eating a burger and drinking his large drink.
"John you are unbelievable, you know that?" Felicia asked
"I tell him that every time he does something stupid." Ashley said
"No, you should tell him that he's a stupid ass dueschbag who deserves to get his ass kicked, and who doesn't deserve to be a champion." Felicia spat
John stopped eating his burger and looked up at Felicia, "Screw you."
Felicia flipped him off and walked over to Randy and sat on his lap, "So, are you ready for your match tonight?"
"As ready as I'll ever be. You just make sure you stay in McMahon's office during my match. I don't want Copeland coming after you." He said
"That stupid jack-in-the-box is after you too?" John asked
"Now he is, after I kicked his ass in catering." Felicia smiled
"Are you serious?" Ashley laughed
"Hell yeah, I left him lying on the floor half conscious." Felicia laughed
"Holy shit! He's definitely coming after you." John said
"Shut up, jackass!" Felicia yelled
"Blow me, dike." John shot back
"Your mother's a dike." Felicia shot back
"Would you two stop?" Ashley asked
"She started it." John said
"You deserved it, thong boy." Felicia smiled
"What? How does she know about that?" John asked
Felicia started laughing.
"Shut up! Why did you tell her that?" John asked as he flopped back down on the couch
"Felicia's my best friend, John. We tell each other everything." Ashley winked at Felicia
"Everything?" Randy asked
"Everything." Felicia said
"Well some things deserve to stay private." John said
"Oh like that time you got drunk and started singing "I Will Survive" on your honeymoon." Felicia laughed
"You told her about that?" John asked
"I had to, plus it was funny as hell." Ashley laughed
"Or the time you slept with her dad, thinking it was her." Felicia started laughing even harder
"Hey! That's wasn't funny, dammit!" John yelled
"To you it wasn't, to me it was hilarious." Felicia continued
"Okay, you want to crack. How about the time you got drunk of the Sigma party and started stripping on the kitchen table?" John started laughing
"Ha, ha, laugh it up Mr. I'm going to flash the dean." Felicia spat
John shut up real quick and looked over at Ashley, who just shrugged her shoulders.
"Oh yeah, she told me that one too. And about the time you got 'it' stuck in one of the jets of your Jacuzzi. Tell me John, how does one get his dick stuck in the jets of the Jacuzzi?" Felicia started laughing
John gave Felicia the death glare, and switched over to Ashley.
"What? I told you I told her everything. I can't hide anything from her." Ashley smiled
"You could have tried, now she knows everything." John said
"Um, I think that was whole point, Mr. Smarty pants." Felicia said
Just then Copeland busted through the door, and started chasing after Felicia.
"Randy! Randy make him stop, please!" Felicia screamed
Ashley stuck her foot out and tripped Adam and sent him flying headfirst to the floor. Then Randy grabbed his foot and dragged him out into the hallway, where he presumed to kick his ass. When he came back, he gave Felicia a quick kiss and headed to the ring.
"So, Mrs. I can kick anybody's ass, how did it feel running like a little bitch?" John spat
Felicia looked at John for a minute, and then from out of nowhere, she punched him in the face.
"You broke my nose! Felicia that wasn't funny! You broke my damn nose!" John yelled
"Oh stop crying like a little bitch. You'll get over it." Felicia said as she sat and watched Randy kick Ken Kennedy's ass.
After Randy won, Felicia went to meet him by the titantron.
"Nice match baby." Felicia said as she hugged him
"Thanks sweetie, you know I think kicking the shit out of Copeland helped me warm up." Randy smiled
"Really? Well, we're going to have to make that apart of you weekly routine." Felicia smiled
"You think so?" He asked
"I know so." Felicia smiled back
When the got back to the locker room, they saw Ashley and John making out on the bench.
"Oh gross! Get a room!" Felicia yelled
"Now you know how I feel whenever I walk in on you and Randy making out." Ashley said
"Yeah, but Randy kisses like a God…John on the other hand kisses like a caveman…sloppy." Felicia laughed
"He does not kiss like a caveman." Ashley said
"Really now, so I'm imagining things when I see spit dripping from your lip." Felicia pointed out
Ashley wiped her lip and looked at John, then back at Felicia, who raised an eyebrow.
"Told you." Felicia mouthed
Randy walked out of the bathroom with a black wife beater on and a pair of gray jogging pants.
"Damn, you are so lucky I'm pregnant." Felicia said
Randy smiled, "You know we can still…you know."
"Really! Okay, we'll see you two in a couple days. Peace out." Felicia said as she dragged Randy out of the locker room.
"So, what do you think? You ready to go home?" Ashley asked
"Definitely." John said as he grabbed his duffle bag