Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Ashley stuck her foot out and tripped Adam and sent him flying headfirst to the floor. Then Randy grabbed his foot and dragged him out into the hallway, where he presumed to kick his ass. When he came back, he gave Felicia a quick kiss and headed to the ring.

"So, Mrs. I can kick anybody's ass, how did it feel running like a little bitch?" John spat

Felicia looked at John for a minute, and then from out of nowhere, she punched him in the face.

"You broke my nose! Felicia that wasn't funny! You broke my damn nose!" John yelled

"Oh stop crying like a little bitch. You'll get over it." Felicia said as she sat and watched Randy kick Ken Kennedy's ass.

After Randy won, Felicia went to meet him by the titantron.

"Nice match baby." Felicia said as she hugged him

"Thanks sweetie, you know I think kicking the shit out of Copeland helped me warm up." Randy smiled

The Way I Are

St. Louis, MI

As Felicia lie in bed, she thought to herself that her contractions wouldn't be so bad if she jumped out of a three story window. The sharp pain got worse, causing her to grab a hold of Randy's hand and squeeze for dear life.

"Jesus Christ! Woman, what are you trying to do? Kill me?" Randy asked after Felicia let go of his partially broken hand

"I was having contractions, what did you want me to do? Grab your face instead?" Felicia asked

"If you did I would have to kill you." Randy said

"Well at least you would be putting me out of my fucking misery…GOD DAMMIT THIS HURTS!" Felicia screamed

Just then Randy raced out of their bedroom, nearly tripped down the stairs, and grabbed the phone. He dialed Dave and John's number on three-way call.

"Orton do you know that time it is?" John asked

"This better be important, Orton." Dave said

"FELICIA'S GONE INTO LABOR!" Randy screamed into the phone

As if on instinct, Sadie and Ashley jumped out of bed and started getting dressed as quickly as possible. John on the other hand, grabbed his camcorder and three blank tapes. Dave got dressed and headed towards his car, along with Sadie.

"Baby, everything is going to be okay." Randy assured Felicia

"No shit jackass, I'm going into labor…I didn't get hit by a fucking bus!" Felicia screamed

"Sweetie clam down, you're putting too much stress on the baby." Randy said

"Fuck you!" Felicia spat

"Hey! Now, there's no need to be rude. Just because you kicked Adam Copeland's ass a couple of times doesn't mean you can disrespect your husband." Randy defended

"You are such a fuckin' pansy, Orton. For once in our pathetic marriage can you be a man, please. Because there is no doubt….HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS….Randy, baby make it stop…make the pain stop." Felicia begged

Then Randy looked over at the EMT on the other side of the truck, "Are there any drugs you can give her to calm her down…that won't affect the baby?" Randy asked

"I'm sorry Mr. Orton. You're going to have to wait until you get into the delivery room." The EMT said

Felicia violently grabbed Randy's shirt and pulled him down to her face, "Get me drugs…and quick!" She yelled

The EMT grabbed Randy and started shaking him furiously…

"Randy! Randy wake up!" a voice called

Randy opened his eyes to see Felicia staring at him like he was crazy.

"What's happened? Why aren't you in the hospital?" Randy asked worriedly

"What? Hospital? Randy, I'm fine. I'm not due until the thirtieth." Felicia assured him

Randy looked around the room and realized that they were at home. He took a deep breath and ran his fingers through his short spiked hair.

"Listen, there's no need to worry. I'll be fine." Felicia smiled as she kissed him on the cheek

"I know you'll be fine, it's just that you don't take pain that well. And the dream I just had felt like a premonition." Randy said

"Just calm down; everything is going to be just fine." Felicia said

Randy sat up in the bed and looked at Felicia's eight month belly, and he started rubbing it.

"I will make sure your mommy has a painless delivery that way she won't try to kill me." Randy whispered

Felicia giggled a bit and caressed the back of Randy's head. He looked up at her and gave her a small smile. He took his hand and caressed her chin, and he gave her a small gentle kiss.

"I love you." He said

"I love you too, and always will." She replied

Just then the doorbell rang, causing Felicia to jump a little.

"That's probably the crew." Felicia said

"Did they really have to come?" Randy asked

"Well, you don't want to be stuck with a house full of hormonal women, do you?" She asked

"Absolutely not, I would have to jump out of a window. But I still love you." He gave a cheesy smile

Felicia rolled her eyes and went to answer the door. Randy got out of the bed and headed into the bathroom to get himself together. About twenty minutes after he was dressed, he went downstairs. John, Dave, Jeff, Matt, Paul, and Bob (Orton's dad) were all sitting on the couch with glasses of lemonade in their hand. He looked up to see Felicia walking into the kitchen.

"Your wife is acting weird." John said

"I heard that jackass!" Felicia yelled from the kitchen

"Not anymore." Dave smiled

"So what are we going to do today?" Randy asked

"Well, there's this really cool pool hall downtown, I thought it would be great." Bob winked at Randy

Randy raised an eyebrow at his dad, which meant that he was lying.

"The pool hall sounds great to me." Randy said

"Alright, then lets hit the road." Paul said getting up off of the couch

"Have fun baby, and if I find out that you went to a strip club, not only will I kick your ass, but I will tell all of your wives…understood?" Felicia asked

The guys all huffed and puffed as they walked out of the house. Felicia just smiled sweetly and smiled at them.

"Bye honey! I love you!" Felicia yelled

Randy just nodded his head and got into the SUV. After they drove off, Felicia rolled her eyes and went into the house.

"Now that they're gone, I can get some work done." She said to herself

For the past three hours, Felicia put up decorations for her baby shower. Without breaking a sweat she handled the food and the decorations at the same time. Once everything was done, she set the table and went to get dressed. She sported a light blue Surplice Empire Dress with matching flip-flops. Her micro-braids were up in a neat pony tail, and she had light make-up on.

When the doorbell rang again, she knew that it was her guests, so she skipped down the stairs, put on her best smile, and opened the door.

"Hey Felicia, you look great!" Ashley exclaimed giving her a hug

"Felicia look at you. You look like you're about ready to pop." Elaine said hugging Felicia

"Well if it isn't my knocked up friend, Felicia? You look good, girl." Sadie said smiling

"Stephanie, I'm so glad you could make it." Felicia smiled

"No problem, if you don't mind I brought my sister-in-law Marissa." She said

"Absolutely not, as long as she's a female she's fine." Felicia smiled

"Ashley, Maria, Michelle, Torrie, Linda, and Trish…What are you all doing here?" Felicia asked confused

"Well, seeing as how over the past several months you been with us, you've become family, so get use to us treating you like family." Ashley smiled

"Okay, so since you all brought me presents it would be rude to tell you to leave, so come on in and make yourself comfortable." Felicia said

Once everyone had arrived, Felicia made sure that everything was the way it was supposed to be. Lucky for her, the food was cooked to a perfection, and all the decorations were gorgeous.

"So Felicia, where did the boys go?" Ashley asked as she changed Sophie (Ashley's only daughter)

"I have no clue, nor do I care. Knowing your husband, they probably went to some strip club." Felicia said

"Hey! No husband bashing today please. You two always do that." Sadie said

"Felicia can't help it, she just has to joke somebody." Ashley said

"Excuse me? But I believe that you're at my baby shower, and if you don't like the way I act you can get the hell out." Felicia spat

"Felicia just calm down. Those are you're hormones talking. Have a seat and calm down before your contractions start up." Linda said

Felicia sat on the couch next to Sadie, who started rubbing her back.

"This is so complicated. I mean not only being pregnant but having to deal with Randy too." Felicia said

"Hey, now you know how I felt when I was pregnant with Sophie and had to deal with John stupid ass too." Ashley said

"I guess so, but Randy doesn't give me headaches like John does." Felicia said rubbing her head

"True." Ashley agreed

After having a long conversation, they played a funny baby game where they had make-up names that started with certain letters. Then they ate, had cake, and then it was time for Felicia to open her presents.

"Okay, it's time to open the presents." Felicia said

All the girls gathered in the living room, where the presents were and waited for Felicia to open the first present. Felicia grabbed a large bag and sat down with it.

"Okay, this present is from…Stephanie and Paul, may you have a wonderful baby shower and good luck in the delivery room." Felicia read

She reached in the bag and pulled out pink and purple outfits, booties, and little hats.

"Awe, thank you Steph. Remind me to hug Paul when they get back." Felicia smiled

"I will." Steph smiled

Then Felicia picked up a big purple glitter wrapped box.

"Hmm, I wonder who this could be from?" Felicia asked as she pulled out the card

"To our dearest friend Felicia, don't kill Randy in the delivery room. Love Sadie and Dave." Felicia laughed, "I'll try not to."

She hugged Sadie and started ripping at the purple glitter wrap. The large box turned out to be a lavender double stroller with a drape over the top.

"Oh wow, thank you." Felicia smiled

"No problem. I remembered you told me that your favorite color was lavender, so Dave and I had this stroller custom made just for you." Sadie smiled

"Wow, thanks Sadie." Felicia kept smiling

After opening most of the presents, Felicia was down to the very last present.

"Okay, now who is this from?" Felicia asked opening the card

"To my beautiful wife, this is going to be a life changing experience for the both of us, and when our girls are born, I'm going to be with you every step of the way, even if you kick my ass in the delivery room. I love you, and nothing will ever change that. Love your devoted slave for life, Randy. P.S. Look outside." Felicia read

With that, she ran over to the door and opened it. The scene that was taking place almost made her pass out. Watching Randy pull up into the drive-way with their brand new dark blue Cadillac Escalade was enough to make her water break….wait…Felicia's water did indeed break.

"Uh oh." Maria said

"What, what happened?" Ashley asked

"Look at the floor." Maria said

Everyone's attention turned to the floor, there was a large puddle of water right in between Felicia's legs.

"Oh damn." Ashley said

"Um, guys…I'm not feeling too well." Felicia said

"Okay, lets just wait until Randy gets into the house." Sadie said

Just as Randy and the rest of the cavalry walked into the house, Randy noticed a huge puddle of water on the floor.

"Who spilled the water?" Randy asked

"The water didn't necessarily spill, it broke." Ashley said looking back at Felicia who was holding her belly.

"Oh my God! It's time already? But it's too soon." Randy exclaimed

"Look, there's no time to panic…We have to get to the hospital and quick." Ashley said pushing past everyone

"Felicia, sweetie everything is going to be okay…we're taking you to the hospital." Stephanie said

"No shit, I heard." Felicia spat

Not everyone could fit in the new Escalade, so Randy and Ashley got in the back with Felicia, while Dave drove and Sadie sat in the passenger side.

"Let's hit the road people! I'm about to have one out of two damn babies!" Felicia screamed

Dave slammed on the gas making them go even faster, with John not too far behind, everyone else followed them to the hospital. Meanwhile, Ashley was helping Felicia keep her composure.

"You're doing great, Felicia. Just keep taking deep breaths." Ashley assured her

Randy didn't know exactly what to do, but he was breathing along with her, she grabbed his hand and held it tight.

"Don't leave me." Felicia said in between breaths

"I'm not going anywhere." Randy said gently rubbing her neck

When they got to the hospital, Felicia was rushed to the delivery room, and Randy went to get ready for the delivery. Everyone else had to sit out in the waiting room, but John had other plans.

As Randy was finishing up getting ready, John walked into the room and started getting ready also.

"John? What the hell are you doing in here?" Randy asked

"Am I the only one that wants to get this precious moment on tape? How else will my nieces know how they were born?" John asked

"Oh Felicia is going to kick your ass." Randy said shaking his head

"She just might, but then she'll thank me for it later." John said as he put the little green cap on his head

When they stepped into the delivery room, Felicia had just gotten her epidural, so she was numb from the waist down. Randy walked over to the side of her and grabbed a hold of her hand.

"No matter what happens tonight, I will always be here for you." Randy said with a small smile

"Doctor, she's ten centimeters dilated…it's time." The nurse said

"Okay, Mrs. Orton…in about fifteen seconds you're going to feel some sharp pains…it's going to take a minute for the epidural to kick in properly." The doctor said

Felicia just nodded. Her hand tightened around Randy's when she felt that sharp pain.

"Okay, Mrs. Orton…I'm going to need you to push." The doctor said

Felicia pushed with all her might, and when the doctor told her to stop, she was almost out of breath…Then she had to push again, but this time the head was starting to show. About two pushes later, her first baby was born.

"Congratulations, it's a girl…wait a minute…here comes the other one." The doctor said

Felicia pushed two more times and heard the cry of her second baby.

"Mrs. Orton, you have two very healthy, beautiful girls." The doctor said

Randy was in complete shock, he couldn't believe that he had twin daughters…but once he saw the look on Felicia's face, it almost brought him to tears. John on the other hand, was in tears. The nurse had to record the rest of the delivery.

As Felicia held her two baby girls in her arms, she thought to herself that life couldn't get any better than this. She had best friends who loved her to death, she had a husband who would jump through heaven and hell for her, and now she was a mother of the two most beautiful girls she had ever seen in her life.

"So what are you going to name them, sweetheart?" Randy asked as he moved a piece of hair from her face.

"Constance Rachel Orton and Brenda Marie-Summer Orton, and will be known as The Orton Twins." Felicia smiled as Randy kissed her on her forehead

"I love you." Felicia said

Randy smiled, "I love you too,"

"And we both love you two." Felicia said looking at her two daughters