Chapter 16: Chapter 16
"What, that's the truth." Randy said
For a brief moment there was an awkward silence between the two. That was until Felicia broke that silence when she kissed Randy. She pulled away quickly and looked him with a puzzled look on her face.
"What was that for?" Randy asked
"I don't know. It just kind of hap-." Felicia was cut off when Randy kissed her back
Felicia wrapped her arms around his neck, deepening their kiss. She then pushed him back into the driver seat and straddled his lap. They continued their fiery kiss as Randy traced a line from the middle of her neck to the side with his tongue. Felicia let out a soft moan as she caressed the back of his neck.
"How long has it been?" Felicia asked as she closed her eyes
"Too damn long." Randy said in a low sexy tone
Completely Understanding
Green Bay, WI
Being a champion was hard enough for Felicia, but being a full time mother too? Now that was just suicide. But it wasn't bad seeing as how Randy was there, helping her through it. Although Randy and Felicia would have their moments, there was always something or someone that would bring them back together. Ashley and John were just there making sure Felicia didn't kill Randy for something stupid that he did. Well, more Ashley than John. John was always provoking Felicia, which led to a lot of fist fights between the two of them.
"Would you two stop it? Felicia leave John alone, you're always picking on him." Ashley wined
"Oh. My. God! You're always taking his side over mine. You always do that! You sat right there and saw him throw that duck tape at my head, and you didn't do not a damn thing." Felicia said
"What did you want me to do? Kick his ass? I'm sorry, but I refuse to hit my husband anymore. I'm not like you, Felicia." Ashley said
"Not like me? What is that supposed to mean?" Felicia asked
"You are always hitting Randy for some stupid reason, and you're starting to go a little overboard." Ashley said
"Me? Overboard? No, I'm just teaching Randy the simple fact that looking at other women just isn't acceptable. Plus, the stupid shit that he does needs to be dealt with by a smack upside that hard head of his." Felicia explained
Ashley thought about it for a couple of seconds…
"So wait…Okay, so basically you're training him to be a good husband?" Ashley asked
"Exactly." Felicia smiled
"Why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Ashley asked
"Ashley, it would sound completely ridiculous if I said that I wanted to train my husband to turn him into a good husband. That would make me out to be some kind of dog trainer." Felicia said
"Well think about it. Technically men are dogs, so what other way would you explain it?" Ashley asked
"You're right! But Randy isn't a dog. I mean he's never cheated on me, and even if he did I would probably cheat on him right back. So, the feeling is mutual." Felicia said
"Talk about your dysfunctional family." Ashley said
"Hey! We're not dysfunctional. We're just misunderstood, that's all." Felicia said
"Misunderstood my ass." John interrupted
"Was anybody talking to you, jackass?" Felicia asked
"No bu-." John was cut off
"Well then shut the hell up, and mind your own business." Felicia spat
"Hey, hey, there's no need to bite my head off. I'm not the one who's having marriage problems." John said
"I'm not having marriage problems! Randy and I are just fine. We're just a little worn out from the girls, that's all." Felicia said
"How are my two favorite nieces in the entire world?" Ashley asked
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm ready to ship those brats off the Middle East somewhere." Felicia said
"Felicia! That's horrible. How could you talk about your own children that way?" Ashley asked
"I was just kidding…Constance and Brenda are just fine. They have their little kiddy spats every once in a while, but it's nothing Randy and I can't handle." Felicia said
"Yeah our new nickname for Sophie is Ms. Grabby hands. I swear, that girl has to touch everything she sees."
"Sophie is what, two now?" Felicia asked
"Yeah, and that would make Constance and Brenda one, right?" Ashley asked
"Yep, you know. I never thought that being a parent would be this fun. I mean when I watch Randy play with the girls, it's like we're a real family. You know? Like the whole white picket fence, with the dog, and the nice house." Felicia said
"Wow, Felicia you really do have brain damage." Ashley said
"Oh shut up. Don't hate on me cause I want to be happy. Just because you and John have make-up sex every time you disagree on something doesn't mean that Randy and I have to do it too. Hell, we might end up with more than two rug rats to look after." Felicia said
"Well, I know I am." Ashley mumbled
End of Flashback
Ashley couldn't help but feel a little nervous waiting for the pregnancy test to finish. It had been only two years since Sophie was born, so she wasn't sure if she was ready to have another child. John told her on plenty of occasions that having another baby would be good for Sophie. But Ashley didn't know. With their hectic schedule she didn't think that having a baby would be good for them right now.
"Ash, are you okay?" John asked from the other side of the bathroom door
"Yeah, I'll be out in a minute." She said
When she heard the bell go off, she quickly grabbed the test from the other side of the sink and looked at it.
"Well, it looks like Felicia was right. John is going to love this." Ashley said to herself
She walked out of the bathroom with the pregnancy test in hand. John saw it and looked up at her with a knowing look on his face.
"So when do we start baby shopping?" He asked
"When I'm at least six or seven months." She replied
"Sophie's going to have a little brother or sister to play with. I can't wait." John said
"I can't wait for my mood swings to start kicking in." Ashley said
John turned around and kissed her on the cheek and continued to watch television.
Meanwhile…
"Daddy! Daddy! Constance won't let me play with her dolls!" Brenda whined
"Brenda share your toys, what has your mother told you about being mean?" Randy asked
"I want to play by myself daddy. Brenda is always trying to boss me." Constance said
"Not uh! Daddy!" Brenda cried
Just then Felicia walked into the room.
"What the hell is going on?" Felicia asked getting irritated
"OoOoO, Mommy you said hell." Constance pointed out
"Mommy, Constance isn't sharing." Brenda whined
"Now Brenda what have I told you about whining? It makes you look like a dog, and we don't want to look like a dog; now would we?" Felicia asked
"No ma'am." Brenda mumbled
"And Constance Rachel Orton, what have I told you about not sharing with your sister?" Felicia asked
"But mommy, I want to play by myself." Constance said
"Don't you but mommy me. You share your toys with Brenda or you don't get dessert tonight." Felicia said
"Okay, Brenda you can play too." Constance groaned
"That's more like it, and if I hear you two arguing, you both are going to bed early. Am I understood?" Felicia asked
"Yes ma'am." They both said
Felicia and Randy walked into the living room of the hotel room; Felicia flopped down on the couch and groaned out loud.
"Those two are wearing me out!" Felicia said
"Well, they're your daughters." Randy said
"Excuse me, but you're their father. You're partly the reason why they are so hard headed." Felicia said
"That might be true, but who do they get that talking back from?" Randy asked
"Sure ass hell not me. I never talked back to my mother. My step mother maybe, but not my mother." Felicia said
"Your parents are divorced?" Randy asked
"Yeah, my mom never remarried, but my dad got married to this rich white woman, Heather…She's a complete asshole. You remember her at the wedding reception, don't you?" Felicia asked
"Not really, I just remember your sister crying." Randy said
"Heather was the chick that showed up to our reception drunk off her ass, and then made an announcement stating that and I quote, "Any man would be stupid as shit to marry that little of a step daughter." I unquote
"I remember now, and then your mom got up and punched her in the face. That was hilarious." Randy said
"Yes indeed it was, and you know what? My dad didn't even stop her from standing up." Felicia said
"No offense, but your dad is a bit of a jackoff." Randy said
"You don't think I know that? Why do you think I stopped talking to him? I stopped talking to my mom too, because she was so bent on getting my dad back that she couldn't think straight." Felicia said
"Well, I'm just glad that it's done and over with now. We're married, we have two beautiful twins girls, and we're happy." Randy said
"Yes we are, and I want to keep it that way. I mean we may have our moments every now and then, but I don't want us to end up like my parents." Felicia said
"Don't worry about it. As long as we still love each other, that's all that matters." Randy said as he kissed her on the forehead
Then the doorbell rang, Felicia walked to the front door and opened it.
"Hey Ash, what's up?" Felicia said letting Ashley and John walk into the house.
"I have some good news, and I have some bad news." Ashley said as she sat down on the couch
"What's up?" Randy asked
"Well, the good news is, I'm feeling better and should be able to go back to work." Ashley said
"And the bad news?" Felicia asked
"The bad news is…I'm pregnant." Ashley said
"Damn." Felicia said
"I know, but this could be a good thing. I mean Sophie won't have to play by herself anymore. She'll have a little brother or sister to take care of, and to play with." Ashley said
"Do John's parents know about this?" Felicia asked
"Not yet, we're going to visit them next week. We'll tell them then." Ashley said
"Good, because everyone needs to know. I mean, do you know what you're going to do?" Felicia asked
"The same thing I did when I was pregnant with Sophie; I'm going to take maternity leave as soon as I start showing. Unless McMahon would want to use my pregnancy in a storyline." Ashley said
"That wouldn't be the best thing, because you have all those fast ass divas up there who still want a piece of John, and if they find out that McMahon is using your pregnancy in a storyline, then they'll do something about it." Felicia said
"True." Said Randy
"John what do you have to say about all this?" Ashley asked
"I already told you, whatever your decision is, I'll go with it." John said
"Look, this is your second child John, don't get all distant on Ashley just because you didn't want another baby." Felicia said
"I'm not getting distant." John said
"Oh, so sleeping on the couch isn't distant?" Ashley asked
"Wait, what?" Felicia asked
"Yeah, ever since John suspected that I was pregnant he's been sleeping on the couch." Ashley said
"Now that's some bullshit, John. And you know it." Felicia said
"Look, what goes on between Ashley and I is our business. And if I want to sleep on the couch, I'll sleep on the damn couch!" John spat
Felicia stormed up to John, "You will not raise your voice in my house, dammit. I have two kids upstairs, and if they hear any of this, it's going to be your ass on the platter." Felicia whispered
"Yeah whatever." John said
"Look, it's late. You two better get going, Randy and I have to get the girls ready for their first day of dance class." Felicia said
"Dance class? Since when did five year olds take dance class?" John asked
"Since we enrolled them in dance class. You should think about doing that same with Sophie." Felicia said
"I'll think about it." Ashley said as she walked out the front door
Once they had left, Randy and Felicia walked upstairs and started getting ready for bed.
"Randy, if I got pregnant unexpectedly would you want the baby?" Felicia asked
"Sweetheart, I would want to have as many kids with you as possible. We could have an entire army of kids if you want. Just as long as we're together." Randy said
"Awe, you're such a kiss ass, Randy." Felicia smiled
"Yeah, but I'm your kiss ass." Randy smiled back
Felicia got into the bed with Randy; they made out for a good half hour before Felicia fell asleep in Randy's arms.