"ZACK! What kind of puke is this!?"
What the heck? Zack walked out into the main room of the house. Big mistake. A pale orange substance that looked a bit like cat food was scattered around on the carpet. The whole gang was gathered in the room, staring at the stuff. Some were giggling, some looked uncomfortable, and someone retched loudly.
"Looks like cat food," he observed, looking over at Magnus. The warlock shrugged and grinned at him.
"Chairman Meow is not here at the moment. It couldn't have been him."
"I'm not saying Chairman Meow did it." He answered, giving the warlock a look. Namine giggled, reaching a hand toward the stuff on the carpet.
"Warlock magic!" Her blue eyes were wide. Sora rushed forward and pulled her back. Kairi gagged and turned away.
Magnus rolled his eyes. "As if I would be so uncivilized as to not claim responsibility for my own-"
"Don't say it!" Will barked, pinching the bridge of his nose as if he had a headache. Halt chuckled.
"I say it was Ezio."
"What!?" The assassin looked astonished, while Alec struggled to hide a grin.
"Alright! Roxas cleans it up!" Zack announced, then turned and strode out of the room, along with several others.
An hour or so later, Zack was attempting to get rid of a headache when he heard singing coming from nearby. Now what? He followed the sound until he could recognize the voice.
Alec?
"…I wanna get you alone," Alec's voice sang, "Give you a fever! A fev-" He stopped when he saw Zack. His blue eyes grew serious.
"Don't. Tell. Magnus."
"Don't tell Magnus what?" A purple-striped cat appeared near the door. Zack rolled his eyes.
"The Cheshire Cat. You'd get along just perfectly with Magnus." He muttered. The cat grinned. "Well I'd better go tell him what I've heard today, eh?" Alec looked horrified. "Don't-"
But the cat was gone.
"YOU STUPID ANIMAL!" Alec raced out of the room, Zack in pursuit.
"Wait, Alec!" They both nearly ran into Magnus, who had a familiar purple cat draped across his shoulders. The warlock grinned when he saw Alec. "Singing Adam Lambert songs, darling? I thought that was my thing."