Rage: Huh? Where are we? What happened? Why does my face fucking hurt?
Hollow: Um…you tripped, and fell face first into the bar. And we're stopping at a hotel for the night.
Everyone left their guns in the jet, and they walked out to see Evanz and Peace, who also put their guns in the jet.
Evanz: I fucking love that chopper.
Then they entered the hotel. It was one of those really fancy hotels with the chandeliers, paintings, and shit. Then Juke walked up to the front desk with his credit card in hand.
Front Desk Lady: May I help you, sir?
Juke: Ah, yes, I'd like two rooms.
The lady went through her computer.
Front Desk Lady: I'm sorry, sir, but there is only one room available. Would you still like it anyway?
Juke turned around to his friends. They all looked exhausted. Then he turned back to the lady.
Juke: Yeah.
Meanwhile, back at the lounge area, the rest were relaxing. Everyone was having a large conversation about one topic…
Evanz: You know what? Fuck you. Bioshock Infinite will win Game of the Year!
Peace: Nope, Clan Wars!
Gubiak: Grand Theft Auto V will crush everyone.
Fluke walked over to Hollow.
Fluke (Whispers): Josh still doesn't know what happened?
Hollow let out a small laugh.
Hollow: Nah, I'll let him believe he fell.
Rage: What?
Hollow: I said later that I got a neat story to tell.
Rage was now slightly suspicious.
Rage: Why not just tell it now?
Hollow was struggling to think of a fast excuse. Then Juke saved him.
Juke: Alright, guys, let's go.
They then walked inside an elevator. Juke hit the fifth floor's button. Then some elevator music began to play. Immediately, Rage recognized the song, and began to sing along.
Rage (Singing): How could this happen to me?
Hollow: I swear to god, Josh…
Rage (Still singing): I've made my mistakes.
Fluke: Hollow…
Hollow had his fists clenched.
Rage (For some reason, still singing): Got nowhere to run…The night goes on as I'm fading away.
Hollow: I'mma fucking hit you again!
Rage stopped singing, and turned to Hollow.
Rage: So, you did knock me out!
Hollow then head butted Rage, and Rage fell to the floor.
Evanz: I swear that one of these days you're gonna kill him.
Gubiak: Please do it…
Hollow: Then he should stop pissing me off.
DING!
The elevator door opened. There were two cops waiting down the hall. Fluke and Hollow quickly picked Rage up, and walked down the hall. They had Rage's arms around their shoulders. The police turned their attention to the crew.
Police Officer: Hey, you!
Then two silenced shots were fired. Each of them killed the officers immediately. Hollow and Fluke turned around to see Gubiak holding his two magnums with suppressors on them.
Hollow: G-Gubi?
Gubiak: It needed to be done.
Juke opened their room door.
Juke: There was only one room available.
They all entered the room, and Juke turned on the lights. The room had a cushioned chair and two king-sized beds.
Fluke: What about the bodies outside?
Gubiak: I'll dispose of them.
Then Gubiak walked out of the room.
Evanz: He fucking scares me.
Hollow: Will, let's put him in the tub. I got an evil idea.
They set Rage's lifeless body in the tub, and Gubiak shut the door silently as he got back inside. Rage's head was about a foot above the sides of the tub.
Fluke: Now, what are you going to do?
Hollow made sure everyone was listening.
Hollow: Get some ketchup, and smear it on the mirror. Then we can get some red food-coloring, and pour it into the tub. Fill the tub with water. It'll look like blood everywhere. It will scare the hell out of him. Teach him to never make puns EVER again.
Evanz: If he doesn't drown first.
Gubiak: That's good…right?
Hollow: We'll have his head high enough so that the water will pour over first.
Juke walked over carrying ketchup and food-coloring.