Chapter 20: Final Chapter
"This isn't goodbye…not by a long shot. Randy Orton and Lexa are still together, but Felicia and Randall have to go their separate ways." Randy said
Felicia nodded and looked up at Randy. The space between them closed and they passionately kissed for the last time. Felicia wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him closer, and Randy tightened his grip around her waist. When they pulled away, they smiled at each other and Randy headed back to his parent's car. She waved to him as they sped off.
Although Felicia and Randy are no longer together, doesn't mean that Felicia doesn't know that keeping it together was the best thing for her and her girls.
A/N: Major sexual content in this chapter...so enjoy! )
Family Reunion
San Antonio, TX
It's been two years since Felicia and Randy divorced, but nothing changed in their on-screen lives, except Randy turned heel again causing Lexa to align herself with D-Generation X. Felicia and Randy were on the best of terms though, and the girls were getting bigger by the second. As for Ashley…well she gave birth to her son, Ryder Adrian James Cena on April 23rd, 2011. John successfully came back from injury, and regained the WWE Title from Randy. Felicia eventually moved on and married Cody Runnels, she also had to forfeit her Women's title belt due to her pregnancy. On February 20th, Felicia gave birth to her son, Patrick Anthony Runnels. Sadie Batista also gave birth to her set of twins, David Michael Batista III and Xavier Jonathan Batista on the exact same day. Now, it's Constance and Brenda's birthday and they're having a big birthday bash, and you're all invited!
While everyone was running around trying to get everything in order for the party, Constance was sneaking into the living room to peek at her presents.
"I'm going to tell mom!" Brenda yelled
"Would you shut up? I just wanted to see what we got." Constance whispered
"Well you can wait; dad wants us to help Samantha get the food out of the car." Brenda said pulling Constance's arm
"I don't like that woman; she gives me the creeps." Constance said
"Everyone you're around gives you the creeps." Brenda rolled her eyes
"Mom, Auntie Ashley, and Auntie Sadie don't give me the creeps." Constance said
"That's because they all secretly hate daddy." Brenda said
"Now why would mom hate dad? I mean yeah he left her for another woman, but look at what good that's done. She married Cody." Constance beamed
"Yeah, Cody's a great step-dad. Too bad he's not our biological one." Brenda shrugged her shoulders
"Man that would rock. Hey, what do you think dad got us?" Constance asked as they went out the front door
Brenda stopped walking and gripped Constance's shirt.
"What's the matter with you?" Constance asked
"The worst possible scene we could ever witness." Brenda whispered
Then Constance turned to look at what had Brenda so shocked, and then she saw the dreadful scene before her.
"Dad! What the hell are you doing? This is a kid's birthday party not a make-out session." Constance interrupted
Brenda burst into a fit of laughter at her sister's comment.
"Young lady what have I told you about your language?" Samantha spat
"Bitch I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my father," Constance rolled her eyes and turned to Randy and raised an eyebrow, "What is that heifer doin' here?"
Brenda continued to laugh, that was until Felicia's car pulled up into the driveway.
"Constance! Mom and Cody are here!" Brenda yelled
"What! Where?" Constance asked turning her head toward the dark blue mustang that was now sitting in the driveway.
"Mom!" They said simultaneously
As Felicia got out of the car, she glanced over at Randy and Samantha and rolled her eyes. Then a large smile came across her face when she saw her daughters.
"Hey sweethearts! Look at you two looking all grown." Felicia smiled
"Where's Ricky?" Brenda asked
"He's right here." Cody said as he picked up a little boy from the back seat
"Mom, can we talk in private please?" Constance asked
"Yeah we need to talk to you a.s.a.p." Brenda said
"Sure, lets go in the house." Felicia said as they walked through the front door
The girls led her upstairs to their room and shut the door.
"Mom, we don't want Samantha here. She always ruins the fun for us." Brenda started
"What are you talking about?" Felicia asked
"Since we've been staying with Samantha, she never lets us have any fun." Constance said
"She doesn't let you go outside and play?" Felicia asked
"No." Brenda said
"Not even on the weekends?" Felicia asked
"Nope, we have to stay inside on the weekends and clean the house." Constance said
"Yeah, we clean the house while Samantha goes out with her little rich prissy friends." Brenda said
"And has your father done anything about this?" Felicia asked
"No, Samantha has him wrapped around her bitchy little finger." Constance said
"What have I told you and saying that?" Felicia said
"I'm sorry mom, but she is a bitch to us." Brenda said
Constance and Felicia were in shock, because that was the first time Brenda had ever said a curse word.
"Okay, I've heard enough. As soon as your aunts get here I'll handle it okay." Felicia said
"Thanks mom." They both said
"Anything for my girls." Felicia said
When they got back downstairs people were already in the backyard hanging out.
"Hey mom! Auntie Ashley and Uncle John are here!" Constance yelled
Felicia walked outside and saw Ashley and John getting out of the car. Then she saw someone she didn't recognize. The girl was about five foot, with long brown hair. As she got closer, Felicia almost couldn't believe it.
"Sophie, is that you?" Felicia asked
"Yes Auntie Felicia it's me." Sophie said with a smile
Felicia gave her niece a hug and sent her inside to play with Constance and Brenda. Then she saw Ashley with a little boy running in front of her.
"Hey Auntie Felicia!" The little boy said with big smile on his face
"Hey R.J. the girls are in the backyard. You can go ahead on back there." Felicia smiled
"Okay." R.J. said before he ran into the house
"I swear those kids look more and more like that jackass every day." Felicia said
"Tell me about it. Sometimes I think he gave birth to them and not me." Ashley smiled
Felicia and Ashley hugged and then pulled away. John walked over rolling a large cooler behind him.
"John this is a kid's birthday party, why did you bring beer?" Felicia asked
"For once psycho you're wrong. They're not beers…it's a Wii for the girls." John smiled
"John you do realize that they're going to love you for eternity, right?" Felicia asked
"That's why I got it… because I don't want to be on their bad side like their father is." John said
"Isn't that the truth." Felicia said
"So it is true? Samantha has been making their lives a living hell." Ashley said
"And I'm going to kick her ass for it too." Felicia said
"Well, you might want to wait until Sadie and Dave get here, because I heard that Samantha said some pretty nasty things to Sadie while she was pregnant." Ashley said
"That bitch is going down…if not tonight then tomorrow. And if Randy has anything to say about it, then Cody's going to kick his ass." Felicia said
"Amen to tha-…Oh. My. God! Who in the fuck invited Melina?" Ashley asked
"Melina? Where?" Felicia asked
"Pulling into the driveway." Ashley said
Then Melina, Jillian, Victoria, and Bethany all got out of the car.
"Who in the hell invited those skanks?" Ashley asked putting her hands on her hips
"I did." Samantha said coming from inside the house
"Who in the hell said that you could invite them?" Felicia said
"Randy said I could. And if you have a problem with that then you can take it up with Randy." Samantha said
"Maybe I will." Felicia said
Before she went into the house, Felicia stopped and turned back around.
"Hold the fuck on a minute! This is my daughter's birthday party, so there is no way in hell I'm letting you two-bit skanks into my daughter's party." Felicia said getting a major attitude
"For your information, you are no longer their mother." Said Jillian Hall
"I gave birth to them, so they will stay my daughters even after I'm dead and buried." Felicia said
"But who's married to Randy?" Samantha asked
"You are, but that doesn't make you their mother…besides, they hate you." Felicia smiled
"What?" Samantha asked
"Oh yeah, they hate your guts…as a matter of fact come next week…they're coming to stay with me…for good." Felicia said storming in the house
"What? No, you can't do that! You can't do that because you have to file for sole custody." Samantha said
"That's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to file for sole custody of MY daughters…after all they rightfully belong to me." Felicia said
"You're just mad because I stole Randy back from you, and you want him back." Samantha smiled
"Ha, ha, no. Trust me sweetheart; if I wanted Randy back…I'd have him back, just. Like. That." Felicia said snapping her fingers
"You wish, Randy has a real woman he can come home to." Samantha says
"Right, and what a 'real' woman you are. A real woman wouldn't keep my daughters cooped up in the house all day like damn slaves. A real woman would treat the ex-wife with some respect, but then again you did try to steal him back the night before our wedding." Felicia said
"You can't blame a woman for trying." Samantha smiled
"Oh I would wipe that smile off of your face, because your worst nightmare just pulled up in the driveway." Felicia smiled
Ashley and Felicia walked into the house and went into the backyard.
"Hey mom! Look at what Uncle John got us." Brenda said showing her the Wii
"Now you can play it whenever you want." Felicia smiled
"Why? Are we coming to stay with you and Cody?" Brenda asked
"Yeah, and if you want we can make it permanent." Felicia said
"Are you serious? Dude, I have to go tell Constance." Brenda smiled
Brenda ran over to Constance and put the Wii box back in the cooler.
"Constance, mom said that we can stay with her and Cody for good if we want." Brenda said
"For real? Yes!" Constance said
Randy then walked up from behind with a smile on his face, "What are you two so excited about?"
"Uncle John got us a Wii." Constance said
"Oh, well too bad you won't be able to play it. Samantha doesn't like the house to be a mess." Randy said
"Well, you won't have to worry about that because they'll be with me." Felicia said walking in between Constance and Brenda
"What? You didn't ask if you could." Randy said
"Excuse me? These are my kids, and I have a say about what they can and cannot do. If you want to spend all your money on that skankafied hobag, then go right ahead, but I refuse to let my daughters be subjected to a life of negligence." Felicia said
"What are you talking about? I never neglected the girls." Randy said
"So leaving the girls with that bitch isn't negligence?" Felicia asked
All of sudden, Samantha came crashing through the patio door, and fell on the concrete.
"What the hell is going on?" Randy asked
Sadie came through the broken sliding glass door, and looked down at Samantha.
"Now you listen up, and listen well. You are not to go within an inch of my boys or their father. And if you ever pull anything like you just tried to pull out front with my husband, I will dismember you from head to toe." Sadie threatened
Ashley couldn't control her laughter along with the girls.
"Damn Samantha, you got knocked the fuck out." Ashley laughed
Felicia motioned for John to pick her up. Felicia, Ashley, and Sadie all looked at each other and nodded.
"John, pool, now." Ashley demanded
"As you wish." John said
And without hesitation, John tossed Samantha into the cold in-ground pool.
"What the hell is wrong with you, John?" Randy asked
"No man, what the hell is wrong with you? You left that psychotic bitch for that two-timing hobag. If I were you I would have stuck with the psychotic bitch, cause she can fight. But I guess Felicia just wasn't good enough for you in the end…too bad." John said
Without warning, Cody's fist met with the side of Randy's jaw, causing Randy to fall into the pool along with Samantha.
"You two deserve each other." Felicia said walking over to Cody
When Randy came to, he noticed Felicia was holding hands with Cody, and then she looked straight at him.
"Do you honestly want to know what you gave up on, Randall? You gave up on your family, your daughters, and most of all…me. That's why, come next week, I'm filing for sole custody of our…or shall I say 'my' daughters." Felicia said walking back into the house
"No, you can't do that." Randy said
"I believe she already has, you flaming homosexual. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Hey Samantha, your husband is a punk ass son of a bitch for letting his ex-wife push him around like that." Ashley smiled
"Please Ashley, Randy's been a punk ass since the day I met him." Felicia said before walking into the house
Felicia stormed into the kitchen and started pacing back and forth. Then she felt a hand on her shoulder, and she calmed down.
"It'll be okay, baby." Cody said rubbing her shoulders
"I hope so, cause if I don't get custody of Constance and Brenda soon, I'm going to end up on jail." Felicia said
"No you won't. Don't talk like that. Nobody's going to jail. Look, this is going to take some time so just get the girl's things packed so we can go." Cody said
"Okay, but I'll let them have their fun before the shit really hits the fan." Felicia said
"That's a good idea." Cody said as he followed Felicia outside
Just as Randy and Samantha were getting out of the pool, Felicia pushed Randy back by his forehead, causing him to fall back into the pool.
"What the hell was that for?" Randy yelled
"For putting me through hell!" Felicia said
"Hey! You have no right putting your hands on my husband!" Samantha yelled
Felicia gave Samantha the death glare and stormed over towards her, "Just who in the hell do you think you are? Listen, I don't care if you're married to Randy or not. If I have to shove my foot up that flat ass of yours I will."
"I would love to see you try. That would explain why Randy left you in the first place. He would always complain about how you would hit him for no reason." Samantha explained
Felicia's blood started to boil, and Ashley and Sadie saw this, "Oh shit! John grab her before she kills that hoe."
John sprinted around the pool and caught Felicia before she tackled Samantha back into the pool. Felicia started kicking and screaming, but once Cody got a hold of her she calmed down.
"You better keep that 'thing' on a leash, Runnels! Or I'll dispose of it." Samantha said getting out of the pool
"Better I dispose of you!" Felicia said trying to break from Cody's grip
"You would like that wouldn't you? Well, it's not going to be that easy, bitch." Samantha said walking into the house
Once Samantha was out of her sight, Cody let go of Felicia.
"Why didn't you let me kick her ass?" Felicia asked
"Because I didn't want Constance & Brenda subjected to that type of violence." Cody said
"It's okay Cody…We see mom kick the crap out of Melina and Jillian Hall all the time." Constance said
"Yea, she's actually pretty good at it." Brenda said
"What have you done to those poor girls, Felicia?" Ashley asked
"Hey they're my girls, right? It's only natural that they're okay with violence." Felicia smirked
"Just as long as you're not doing it in real life." Cody said
"Too late." Brenda said under her breath
"Excuse me?" Felicia asked raising an eyebrow
"Uh oh, Constance you better tell mom what happened at school a couple weeks ago." Brenda said
"Okay, this chick named Terri was picking on Brenda and I at lunch, so when she got in my face…I sort of punched her in hers." Constance said
"Sort of?" Felicia asked
"No mom, Constance punched the shit out of Terri. You should have seen how much blood she was losing." Brenda quickly covered her mouth once she realized what she had just said.
"See, now you're rubbing off on your sister." Felicia said
"I can't help it…I get it from you." Constance said
Felicia shrugged her shoulders and saw Randy get out of the pool again.
"This is why you shouldn't have full custody of the girls. You're a bad influence on them." Randy said
"Randy, why don't you do us all a favor and go shove a dick up your ass. You know you want to." Felicia joked
"Oh that's gross, dad." Constance laughed
"Yeah dad, that's disgusting." Brenda laughed along
After the party was over, Cody went to go help Constance and Brenda pack, while Felicia, Ashley, Sadie, John, and Dave were cleaning up the backyard.
"Look at Patrick, R.J., and the twins over on the couch knocked the hell out." Felicia smiled
"Just like they need to be." Ashley said
"Amen to that." Sadie said
"I don't know you ladies even bother. You're going to be going through that all over again pretty soon." Dave said
"Ha! You're funny Dave. I don't think I can push any more kids out of this oven after Patrick's big headed ass. I had to get six stitches cause of that big ass noggin of his." Felicia said
"He got it from his mother." Ashley said
"Um no, he got it from Cody's side of the family because I don't have a big head." Felicia said
"And you shouldn't be talking Ashley. At least my kid's heads aren't box shaped." Sadie joked
"Hey! John's head is not box shaped. Why does everyone keep saying that?" Ashley asked
Sadie and Felicia looked at one another, "Because it's true."
Ashley just rolled her eyes, and saw Cody come down the stairs with two suitcases. Then Constance and Brenda came downstairs in tears.
"Girls what's wrong?" Felicia asked
"Randy said some pretty hurtful things to the girls that got them upset." Cody said
"Take them out to the car. You guys go ahead, I'll be out in a minute." Felicia said
After everyone cleared out the house, Felicia headed over to the stairs and took a deep breath.
"Randall Keith Orton! If you don't get your stupid gay ass downstairs right now!" Felicia yelled
"You're not my mother, you know." Randy replied
"No, but I will come up those stairs and open up and whole can of whoop ass on you and that skanky heifer if I have to." Felicia said putting her hand on her hip
When she saw Randy coming downstairs by himself, she was relieved, but then she remembered why she called Randy downstairs in the first place.
"Where in the hell do you get off spouting off at the mouth to Constance and Brenda? They feel like shit now because of you." Felicia said
"As well they should. Look at who's going to be their guardian for the rest of their lives?" Randy said smirking
He then felt a sharp pain to his right cheek that sent him to the floor, "Don't you ever talk about me like that. And just for that, I'll make sure that the judge knows everything that happened while you and I were together." Felicia smirked
As she walked out the door, Randy realized what she was talking about. But by the time he went to chase after her, they had sped off. Randy stood outside for a good fifteen minutes until Samantha walked up beside him.
"Sweetie, it's late. Lets just go to bed…just think, we have the whole house to ourselves now." Samantha smirked
Randy gave a small nod and headed into the house with Samantha…
…In the car
"Mom are we ever going to see dad again?" Brenda asked
"If he wants to see you, he knows where I live, and he can come to visit." Felicia said
"That's a great idea, because there's no way I'm ever going to go back there." Constance said
"But just because you're not with your father doesn't mean that you can slack off. You've been doing really well in school, and I want you two to keep up the good work okay?" Felicia asked
"Okay mom." They said simultaneously
Cody laughed a bit, "I love it when they do that."
"Hey Cody?" Brenda asked
"Yes Brenda." Cody replied
"Can you teach me how to defend myself, because I look like a pussy having my twin sister stick up for me all the time?" Brenda confessed
"Brenda!" Felicia yelled softly
"What? I was just asking a question." Brenda shrugged her shoulders
"You two will not be allowed to speak that way when we get home, am I understood?" Felicia asked
"Now that's some bullshit, mom. How come you get to say stuff like that but we can't?" Constance asked
"Young lady you're about two seconds away from getting bitched slapped in the back seat." Felicia threatened
"And look! She's already threatening my life." Constance said
"That's because you don't listen, jackass." Brenda said
"I do listen thank you very much." Constance replied
"Ha! To who? Not dad, and damn sure not Samantha. You barely listen to the teacher when she asks you to do something." Brenda spat
"What do you mean she doesn't listen to the teacher?" Cody asked
"Every time Mrs. Leila asks Constance to take something to the office, Constance plays stupid and acts like she doesn't hear a word she said. Then after the teacher confronts her about it, this is what she says, "It's not my responsibility to take something that was given to you to the office. You have two damn legs…do it yourself."
"Please tell me that's not what she really said?" Felicia asked
"That was exactly what Constance said…word for word." Brenda said
"Young lady something is seriously wrong with you." Felicia said
"I know what's wrong…I have allergies." Constance said
"Allergies? Now what could you possibly be allergic to?" Felicia asked
"Bullshit." Constance replied, "Everybody and they momma know that Mrs. Leila is sleeping with principle Striker, and he's married. So I show her no respect what so ever." Constance said
"How could you possibly know all this?" Felicia asked
"Because we saw Mrs. Leila and Principle Striker outside the school kissing." Brenda said
"What? On school property?" Cody asked
"Yep, and no one said a damn thing." Constance said
"That's a damn shame." Felicia said, "Well check this out, you can talk the way you talk around your friends, but if I hear you talk to me or any other adult for that matter with that type of language, I'm going to shove my foot down your throat…understood?" Felicia asked
"Yes ma'am." Constance said
"Would you look at this…we're home." Cody said
"It's about time." Brenda said
"Yea and as soon as we get in the house guess where you two are going?" Felicia asked
"To bed." Brenda said
"Yep, cause we have big day tomorrow." Felicia said
"Why? Are we going somewhere?" Constance asked
"Well, Me, Cody, you, Brenda, Uncle John, Auntie Ashley, Uncle Dave, Auntie Sadie, and all the kids are flying to Orlando tomorrow morning. So we have to be up really early." Felicia said
"Are you serious! Dude, I'm going to bed right now." Constance said
"I'm right behind you sis." Brenda said running behind Constance
As Felicia and Cody walked into the house, she smiled at Cody as he walked upstairs to put Patrick in his crib. When he came back downstairs, Felicia was in the kitchen bent over looking into the fridge. The form fitting jeans she was wearing made her butt look a lot bigger than it was, but Cody wasn't complaining.
"This is such a wonderful few." Cody said with a smirk
Felicia jumped at the sound of his voice, making her hit her head in the fridge.
"You know you could warn me before you sneak up behind me, and scare the shit out of me." Felicia said closing the fridge.
"I'm sorry; but you know what? We've been in this new beautiful house, and never got to christen the house properly." He said grabbing Felicia by her waist
"Now you know the kids are asleep, and I don't want to risk waking them up." Felicia said
"Then I guess we'll have to be very quiet." Cody said as he held her close
They started to kiss playfully until the passion kicked in. Felicia wrapped her arms around his neck deepening their kiss. Cody picked her up and placed her on top of the counter, and instantly wrapping her legs around his waist. Cody licked a trail up her neck and continued to kiss Felicia with such passion. Felicia let out a deep moan causing Cody to smirk.
"You like that?" He asked
"Mmhmm." Felicia pulled Cody back into the deep kiss
She pulled his shirt up over his head and threw it on the kitchen floor. As they continued to kiss, she ran her hand over his nicely sculpted chest. In return, Cody unbuttoned the tight, light blue tank top Felicia was wearing and threw it down with his. They continued to touch, kiss, and caress each other until Felicia started fumbling with Cody's belt buckle.
"I hate these things." Felicia mumbled
"Here, let me help." He said easily tearing off the belt and throwing to the side
"God I love it when you do that." Felicia wrapping her legs tighter around his waist
Cody started to nip at her neck, causing Felicia to gasp. He broke away from her only to pull off her jeans. Once they were off, he started kissing a trail up her leg, then her inner thighs. Felicia threw her head back as slowly licked a trail up her inner thigh to her now wet core.
"Why must you tease me Cody?" Felicia asked in deep seductive tone
"Just to see you squirm." Cody said lowering his back down in between her legs
"You're evil." Felicia said in between her heavy breathing
Cody took used the index and middle finger on both hands to pull off Felicia's black lace boy shorts. Throwing them into the pile of clothes on the kitchen floor, Felicia started to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Cody asked with a smirk
"Just watching you…it reminds me of when we first met." Felicia said smiling
Cody smirked and started kissing her inner thigh again, but this time he pulled Felicia forward so her bum was now on the edge of the kitchen counter and he could get to her core and have his fill of it.
Cody lent his head forward and ran his tongue lightly over the slit of her damp core and the smell was fantastic. Felicia thrust herself forward as his tongue touched her clit head and sent a wave of pleasure though her. With each lick of her wetting core he pushed his tongue in further and further until he was licking deep within her now soaked core, he lifted her clit into his mouth and pushed his probing tongue into her core as far as he could. Felicia could hold back no more and her legs wrapped around Cody's head very tightly forcing his mouth and tongue hard into her dripping core as her first orgasm of the days ripped through her.
Felicia relaxed her legs, releasing Cody from her monster grip. He stood up and captured Felicia's lips in a fiery kiss. Felicia dug her nails into his shoulders as he shoved his hard member into her drenched core.
"OH MY GO-!" Cody covered her mouth with his hand to keep her from screaming
Instead of keeping his hand over her mouth, Felicia sucked his index finger into her mouth to stifle her loud moans. Felicia could fell his member harden even more as he started thrusting faster in and out of her.
"Don't stop…shit!" Felicia mumbled
She could feel her orgasm wash over her like a giant wave of pleasure as she raked her fingernails down his back. Cody's orgasm came soon after hers, and they collapsed into a sweaty heap on the kitchen floor.
"Now that was the best we've ever done." Felicia laughed
"I would have to agree, because never in my life have I felt so drained." Cody said
"You don't realize how wrong that sounded." Felicia continued to laugh
"That's exactly what I met." Cody raised an eyebrow
"Well, my great sex god…why don't we take a shower and clean up this mess before the kids wake up." Felicia said
"Now that, my little sex goddess, I can do." Cody said grabbing Felicia by her waist
As they made out, they could hear a low whining noise coming from the living room.
"Oh. My. God! Mom…Cody….Put some god damn clothes on….Oh this shit is going to traumatize me for the rest of my life….Oh that's just nasty! Mom we eat in the damn kitchen…now I can never step foot in here again….Oh…I think I'm about to pass out….I don't feel so well…Mom, one question? WHY THE FUCKIN' KITCHEN, Huh?" Constance ranted
All Cody and Felicia could do was stand there….busted…butt naked in the kitchen…Just then the doorbell rang…
"I'll get that." Constance said in a depressed tone
"Constance wait!" Felicia yelled trying to collect her clothing off of the floor
But before she knew it, Ashley and John were heading into the kitchen…
