Summer POV:
"Welcome to Wonderland, Summer!"
Da fug.
"Uh..?" I said out loud, as I gaped at him. "Wonderland..?"
"Yes! I'm so glad you're here Summer!"
"...Do you care to explain what's going on..?!"
"Hm? Ah, yes. I need to explain to a foreigner, don't I? Teehee~. Well, you see, this place here-" He motioned to the landscape behind him with his gloved hand. "Is Wonderland. This placed is divided into four territories- The Hatters, Heart Castle, Clock Tower, and The Amusement Park. The Hatters are a mafia group- I don't want you to associate with them, Summer. Who knows what they'll do to you. Heart Castle-in which you'll be staying, of course! We're at the Clock Tower currently-this place is neutral territory, although I suggest you stay away from Julius Monery-He has a very dirty job~. and the Amusement Park, owned by Mary Gowland."
"...Okay..?" I said. Is this a prank? How the hell did I end up here? This sounds like something from Alice in Wonderland. Although I'm ninety-percent sure there isn't a Clock Tower, Mafia, or an Amusement Park for that matter... "How do I get home?"
"You can't" He grinned at me. "You'll live here, forever!" He ran up to me, bouncing with joy, and we both crashed to the ground.
"You..!" I struggled under his weight. I was always so weak, I could never get anyone off of me.
"My name is Peter. Peter White."
Peter rabbit...?
"Well, get off of me." I spat. Ew, he smells like hand sanitizer and rabbit fur. "Don't touch me."
"But you smell so good~ And I love you~"
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO FUCK OFF." I mustered all my strength and pushed. He fell beside me, and I stood up. "Bye. "
"Where to, Summer?"
"Anywhere from you. "
He grinned. "You'll be back, just watch. "
Pedo.
I walked away, and towards a door on this tower I was on top of. Fuck, this is so scary. I hate heights. I hate them.
I scurried int the door, only to be met with a huge straircase going down, and not knowing what else to do, I ran down it.
It seemed to take forever, running down those stairs. By the time I finshed I was panting, tired and my feet ache. I looked around. There was only a hallway of doors? I sprinted down the hallway to the last door, praying to god it was an exit.
But, of course with my luck, it wasn't.
Instead, I was face-to-face with a man wearing a clock suit outfit.
I burst out laughing.
"AHAHAHAHHA-WHAT THE-AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. OH MY GOD. ITS A CLOC-AHAHHAHAHA"
He looked at me, and sighed. "Foreigner?"
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
"Miss, are you a fore-"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
"If would be nice if you could-"
"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"ENOUGH!"
I stopped immediatley, silenced by his harsh words.
His coat was no longer funny to me...
He sighed heavily, opened the door, and gestured for me to go in. "I have alot to explain to you..."
I was reluctant to enter-what if he was a pervert? But I could tell in his eyes he wasn't-those eyes were pretty, too. Violet with a hint of shimmery gold. Huh.
"Okay," I said, and walked in.
Autumn POV
AHHHHHH CRAP.
I ran, I ran as fast as I could.
A black rabbit was chasing me, trying to shoot me.
"SOMEBODY HALP, IM GUNNA DIEEE~" I hollered as I sprinted. Thank god I had semi-long legs.
"COME BACK HERE YOU UNATTRACTIVE BITCH!" The black rabbit-Sidney-yelled at me.
"MOMMMY~" I screamed as I ran.
You see, the reason he's chasing me is because our conversation had gone like this...
"Welcome to Wonderland, ugly Outsider Autumn. "
*slap*
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Sidney yelled.
"YOU NEVER CALL A WOMAN UGLY!" I hollered.
"FINE. UNATTRACTIVE OUTSIDER!"
*slap*
"I DIDNT EVEN CALL YOU UGLY. "
"UNATTRACTIVE IS EVEN WORSE!"
"HOW?!"
"ITS A POLITE INSULTING TERM!"
"NOT THAT! I MEANT HOW IS IT BAD, I WAS JUST BEING HONEST!"
*slap*
"YOU SLAP ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL-"
"EXCUSE ME, BITCH, BUT YOU FUCKING DRUGGES MY DRINKS, AND YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND MY BEST FRIEND. I HAVE A REASON TO SLAP YOU!"
"It was Peter White's-"
*slap*
"WHY DID YOU SLAP ME AGAIN?!"
"YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES!"
"I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO ROLL MY EYES!"
"YEAH. YOUR ONE FUCKING RED EYE AND ONE BLACK EYE, MOTHAFUCKA. "
"YOU BITCHHHHHHH~"
And now I'm being chased.
It appears that his one red eye is a sore spot.
Haha, I'm such a dumbass.
"GET BACK HERE!"
"MOMMY! MOMMY! MAD MAN CHASING MEEEEEEE~" I screamed as I ran blindingly down the ugly dirt path. I came towards a gate, and two little kids saw me.
"Brother!" One yelled.
"It's an Outsider!" The other one replied.
"HALPPPP MEEEEE!" I screamed as I came to them. "IM GUNNA DIEEEEE!
"Don't worry, Onee-chan! We'll help ya!"
"Yeah Onee-chan, dun worry!"
...Onee-chan?
Isn't that a japaneese word for older sister?
*BANG!*
"AHHHH!" I screamed as I ducked. "HELP MEEEE!"
A couple of gun shots went out before I heard the two twins cheer.
"He ran, brother!"
"I saw, brother!"
The two twins turned to me.
"I'm Tweedle Dee~"
"And I'm Tweedle Dum~"
"And we're the Bloody Twins!" They cried in unison.
Unusual club name, but they just saved my life. So cool.
"How can I repay you?!" I cried out, tears streaking my cheeks. I am soooo happy man. I DIDNT DIEEEEE!
"How about yah have tea with us?"
I blinked. Tea? That's it?
"That's it?"
"Yup. Well, tea with Boss N dumb chickie rabbit!"
Hmmm..uhh...okay then...
"Uhm, okay then. "
"Onee-chan, this yours?"
They held up my tote bag. My eyes widened. "OH MY GOD, THANK YOU!"
"You're welcome~" They said. They unlocked the gate, and gestured for me to walk in.
I reluctantley followed-what else was I supposed to do? I owed them anyways. I sighed.
They lead me into a beautiful rose garden, and in the middle sat a very long, very elegant table, with english tea sets, pastries, and the most beautiful utensils I've ever seen.
"It's so pretty," I breathed, soaking in the sight.
"I'm glad you like it, my lady." A deep, unknown voice behind me said.
I whipped around and was met with a guy who had beautiful jade colored eyes, long raven black hair, and the most...most..
MOST RIDICULOUS OUTFIT EVER OH MY GAWD.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
AJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
DUDE WTF IS UP WITH THAT HAT?! AHAHAHAHHA. AND WTF WHY DOES YOUR COAT HAVE A TAIL. AND YOU CARRY A FUCKING CANE.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.
I was roaring with laughter on the inside, but I only said "Who are you...?"
He took my hand, knelt down, and kissed my knuckles. "Blood Dupre, The Mad Hatter, Owner of this Mansion. "
I blushed. Who the hell knelt down and kissed a girl's knuckles anymore? This wasn't the 1800s...I think, anyways.
I shrugged. "I'm Autumn. "
He raised an eyebrow. "As in the season autumn?"
"Yeah."
"Why did your parents name you after a season?"
"Why did your parents name you after...after... I don't know, human body parts?"
Blood chuckled. "Fair enough, young lady. " He sat down, and crossed one leg over the other.
That's so...that's so...
THAT'S SO GAY OMFG AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HE. CROSSES. HIS. LEGS. WHEN. HE SITS. IS HE GAY OR SOMETHING?! LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAH.
I could almost keep my laughter in, when I saw it.
A full grown man(?)-who had bunny ears, sat at a table, stuffing his face with-Carrot cake? Carrot cupcakes? Carrot...carrot everything.
He didn't seem to notice me, and I soaked in what he was wearing. He wore a long purple..a long purple...
AHAHAHHAHHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T KEEP IT IN. WHAT'S WITH THE RIDICULOUS OUTFITS PEOPLE.
"AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" I said out loud, and started to laugh. "AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
The four men looked at me with a curious gaze. What was I laughing at? IM LAUGHING AT YOU, MOTHAFUCKASSSSSS
I continued to roar with laughter, until I was literally clutching my stomach, on the floor, tears streaking my cheeks, trying to hide my giggles. Their faces didn't exactly help either.
"Are you alright, young lady?" Blood asked, looking at me as if I was a strange animal.
BAHAHAHAHAHHA HE SAID YOUNG LADY OMFG AHAHAHHAHAHA
Eventually I stopped laughing, and I was introduced to the carrot-food lover. His name was Elliot.
Afterwards, the "Mad Hatter"(he is so true to his name, man) invited me for tea. I sat down; and he explained this whole concept of "clocks","vial", and "game" stuff to me.
To be honest, none of it really made sense. When you die, you turn into a clock. Uhm...aparently their "clock" is their heart. Uh, hello? When I die, do I turn into an organ? No. Actually, my organ decays first. So there. Secondly, I drank this shit called "Medicine of Hearts"- it's a liquid that restricts me from leaving Wonderland until I've "gained enough experience in the game"? What the fuck? I hope I can cheat in this game. Lastly, the people who have faces are "role-holders", people who have roles/titles, as in March Hare, Chershire Cat, etc etc.
This world so stupid.
They rambled on and on, until eventually I got tired. Yeah yeah, something about territories, gunfights, time periods, roles, etc etc. Idgaf. I just wanna go home~
"...ady?"
I blinked. Did Blood say something. "Huh?" I asked.
"I merely asked if you would like to stay here, young lady. Seeming as you have no home currently, correct?"
"uh...well...yeah..." I stammered. "But...I have to get a job to pay the rent fee, right?"
"For you, it can be free, as long as you entertain me. "
"That sounds terribly perverted. Please don't ever say that again. "
"You can be a maid." Elliot chimed in, still eating a endless amount of cake. "It's pretty good pay, actually. "
But I hate cleaning...
I sighed. Fine. Until I find a new job. "That wouldn't be too bad, I guess." I mumbled.
"Excellent. It's settled then. " Blood said as he finished his, what, 500000th cup of tea?
After this, we just rambled on and on about pointless things, from what I have in my world to the difference type of tea leaves to different types of weapons to the difference between carrots and carrot cuisine.
"NO. CARROTS ARE GROSS. I ONLY LIKE CARROT CUIAINE. I AM ALSO NOT A RABBIT. I. AM. A. HARE. "
I rolled my eyes, and countered back: "YOU LEIK DEM CARR-ROTS. YOU ARE DUH BUNNEH. HARE AND BUNNEH. SAME. THING. "
"THEYRE NOT THE SAME!"
I sighed. Suddenly, the time changed to evening. "Huh?" I said.
"The time changes randomly-we told you that already, Onee-chan!" One of the two twins said.
"Oh yeah." I mumbled.
"That's all for tonight. I'm going back. " Blood got up, and stated at me. "And you, young lady?"
"Hmmm..I feel really tired..." I said. I then perked up and asked. "Do you have a shower I could use?"
"Shower?"
"Onee-chan, what's a shower?"
"Yeah, what's a shower...?"
I gasped. THEY DIDNT HAVE SHOWERS?! "It's this thing you use to clean yourself...you know, running hot water?"
"I apologize, young lady, but we only have baths. "
"Oh, that's okay too, thanks. " I smiled. Wow, he was preeeee nice! "I'll just-"
"Love comes in flashbacks, and echoes.
I tell myself it's time now, got to let go
because loving him is impossible when I still see it all in my head...
burning red!"
Is. That. My..?
"MY PHONNNEEE!" I yelled and dived for my totebag. I quickly looked at the screen. I HAVE SIGNAL HERE?! OMFG. "Summer?!"
CRAP. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HER.
"Hello...?"
"Bitch, we got a hella of a problem. "
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oh by the way, i know the first two chapters are boring AS HELL, (trust me, i wrote it) but I PROMISE A REAAAAALLY GOOD STORYLINR AND ALSO ITLL GET REALLY INTERESTJNG AND YOULL LOVE CHAPTER THREE I PROMISE!
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