So I'm like uber sorry I haven't updated in a while...schools been ahhh..and band's been ahhh...and musical practice has been...ahhhh...so let's just say life is like a box of rasains. Anyway now that I've ranted and apologized, I give you the disclaimer. i don't own Ouran or the title of the story...but i do own the characters Alyssa and Morgan....Please review and enjoy!

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Alyssa's Pov~_~_~_~_~_~_~

I stood there waiting for his reply. All he did was stare then go sulk in a corner. That made me want to laugh but I held it in because I was still enraged. "Well, are you going to tell me or not?" Most of the time, I'm not a very patient person. I am kind of one of those instant gratification people.

"Umm…Alyssa…." Morgan began. "What?!" I half yelled. "They thought I was an early customer and they asked me what my type of guy was." She explained. That's a strange and kind of small explanation. In a way, not all that believable. "Are you sure Morgan? He was like all over you. Wait? A customer for what?"

Yes I tend to get off subject sometimes and I ramble. Morgan shrugged her shoulders and blondey suddenly got over his depression, starting to talk. Wow! Bipolar much? "Why, for the host club of course! We men, who have too much time on our hands, devote our time to pleasing women who have way too much time on their hands." He clarified. Morgan and I looked at each other before breaking out into laughter. "So basically you're a bunch of man-whores." Morgan said. Tamaki went and sulked into his corner again. I didn't really care.

"So what are all of your names?" I inquired. A guy with glasses and black hair spoke up. "Well, I'm Kyoya Ootori. Those are the twins, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. The short blonde is…" I stopped him there. "Wait, which twin is which at the moment." "Oh Kaoru is on the right and Hikaru is on the left." Haruhi answered my question. She must be the only one that can tell the difference between them…until now. Alright I thought. Hikaru parts his hair on the left.

"Anyway, the shorter blonde holding the pink bunny is Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Hunny for short. The tall person next to him is Takashi Morinozuka, but you can call him Mori. The one sulking is Tamaki Suoh. He's the king around here, the boss. He established this club. And last but certainly not least, we have Haruhi Fujioka. He's an honor student." Man Kyoya did know how to make introductions long and boring. Too bad Nurashia isn't here.

"Well I'm Alyssa and this is Morgan. We are participating in a program that our school invested money in called Around the World against our will. Point of the story is that we will be spending the rest of our high school lives here." "Psst…Alyssa" Morgan whispered. "Yea…" I replied. "Did you notice Haruhi is a girl?" I nodded my head yes. "Hey Kyoya, if this is a host club put on by guys then why is Haruhi here?" The room went dead silent. You could have heard a pin drop.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Tamaki's Pov~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Alyssa's question kept repeating in my mind. They had figured out Haruhi was a girl, and so quickly. Now they'll probably tell the whole school and Haruhi will have to quit the host club. No my daughter can't be taken away from me! I went to make up some excuse when Kyoya spoke up.

"Well, you've figured out one of the host's club biggest secrets. Yes she is a girl." I gasped and my body seemed to go into shock. "Well you would have to be Marky not to notice." Alyssa exclaimed. Everyone, including me, looked at her confused. "Who's Marky?" asked Haruhi. "He's a friend from back in the U.S." Alyssa answered. "Mommy, why did you tell them the truth?" I questioned. He pushed up his glasses and responded. "Because I'm thinking that they won't tell. Plus if they do, they'll have Ootori police on their trail." Kyoya got that smug look upon his face, like he won an argument.

The cute, quiet one, I think her name was Morgan, whispered, "We don't respond to threats. We're not scared."

"Besides why would we want to tell? There's no reason, so back to the subject at hand. Haruhi why are you in this host club?" Morgan's violent friend, Alyssa, asked. "Well I broke a vase that's worth about 8 million yen, and at first I was working it off as the host club's dog. No one noticed I was a girl so when the host club realized I could actually pull off being a host, I got upgraded." "Well how much do you have to pay off?" Morgan asked. Haruhi glanced over at Kyoya naturally. Mommy is the keeper of all the expenses of the host club. Kyoya got out his computer and looked over the figures.

"Hmm…you have about 6 million yen to pay off, which would be about 900 customers…" He paused for a few seconds before continuing. I heard him say, "Excuse us." But I didn't feel myself being dragged off for I was musing about Morgan. She had stunning silky dark brown hair and the most intriguing hazel eyes. I gave off a dreamy sigh, much to the confusion of others.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Morgan's POV~_~_~_~_~_~_~

The host club left but I couldn't help but notice the creepy gaze Tamaki held. They stood outside the room discussing something that we were unsure about. I watched Alyssa walk over and put her ear to the door. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Ease dropping." "Why?"

Ease dropping was wrong but I had to admit I wanted to know what was going on also. "Because I wanna hear what they're talking about. Now shhh…" I put my ear against the door too. I couldn't make out whose voice was whose but I could tell that they were talking about us.

"I think those two should join the host club. They could wait the tables which gives us more time with the customers, making us more money." That voice had to be Kyoya's. "I think it's a good idea because…" someone started while another person finished. "We can have new toys to play with." I am assuming that those voices were the twins. Alyssa and I looked at each other whispering, "Toys?" and got slightly disgusted, but you could tell we wanted laugh.

"It's settled then, I Tamaki, president of the Ouran High School Host Club, shall break the news to them." Once Tamaki said that, I thought about it. Did I really want to join a club that includes serving people and working with people I didn't even know? "Not so fast. Don't you think we should see if they even want to do this, or interview them or something? We don't really know anything about them." This voice had a girly tone to it so that obviously made it Haruhi. After she said that, the talking ceased and everything got silent, so we ran back to the couch and sat there like perfect little angels. More like perfect little vampires.

Alyssa grabbed my phone and started to flip through songs. She picked out the guillotine by Escape the Fate and turned it up all the way. As soon as the song started to play, screamo blasted through out the room. The host club sprinted back in and took a fighting stance. Alyssa and I began laughing our butts off.

"What…haha…are you…haha…doing?" I asked in between a fit of giggles. "We heard a horrible screaming noise." Answered Hunny all cute like. "Chillax, it's just a song. It's screamo music." Alyssa told them. She walked over and turned it to a song by Paramore and turned the volume down.

"Anyway, you two must answer some questions." said Tamaki. "What kind of questions." Alyssa questioned. "Why should you two be considered becoming waitresses here at the host club?" Kyoya inquired. Alyssa and I rambled on and on about anything and everything until finally Tamaki raised his hand and we silenced ourselves. "Okay you start today. The guests will be here 15 minutes. Kyoya will tell you the rules and regulations you must follow and then the twins will help you today's theme attire." I looked over at twins. Their amber eyes had a glow of happiness and evil in them. Alyssa leaned over and whispered to me, "Morgan, I'm slightly creeped out." "Me too."

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Kyoya's POV~_~_~_~_~_~_~

"Ok, the first rule is the customer is always right. In other words don't upset the guests in anyway. If there's something wrong, don't complain just fix it…" I began to say but was interrupted by Alyssa. "But what if…" "No the customer is always right unless decided by Tamaki or me." Alyssa got this defeated look on her face.

"Next, you'll be present at all host club activities. You'll be serving cake, tea, sweets, and that's about it." "Okay here are our rules." Alyssa said. "One if a customer back talks us or insults us, I can not guarantee that we won't get back at them and two, if we don't like the theme outfits we don't wear them." I was a little taken back because no one had ever talked like that to me. I was the shadow king, the person everyone was afraid of.

"What if you have no choice?" I questioned. "It doesn't matter. We were ease dropping. If you wanna make more money, you need us. If you don't abide by our guidelines we walk." These girls had an answer for everything didn't they? "We can find someone else." I refuse to be defeated in a verbal battle. "Oh yea good luck finding two girls in this school who will keep Haruhi's secret." Alyssa smirked. She knew she won, "Okay deal." I reached out my hand and she mimicked my moments. We shook hands and pulled back. I looked over at Tamaki who snapped his fingers and the twins took the two to get changed.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Hikaru's POV~_~_~_~_~_~_~

I didn't know what it was, but I really like Alyssa's attitude, her spunk. I had never seen someone talk to Kyoya like that, not even Haruhi. I didn't get it. Alyssa seemed like all the others who have graveled at our feet, begging for a little taste of what it meant to be close to one of the host club members. I want to get her attention, but how?

"Kaoru?" "Yes Hikaru?" "Since you are my other half, I'm going to spill my guts to you." He had this look upon his face that was weird but I got over it. "Okay?...What's on your mind?" "Well the way Alyssa stood up to Kyoya intrigues me and I want to gain her attention. I don't get why this matters to me so I need to know what approach I should take." Kaoru shrugged his shoulders which brought our conversation to an end.

Kaoru took Morgan over to get dressed and I took Alyssa. On the way to the dressing rooms, I couldn't think of anything to say to her. I had read in a commoner's magazine, once when we went to a commoner's grocery store with Haruhi, that if a guy is trying to gain a girl's attention he must constantly tease her. Since Alyssa was a commoner, or at least I thought she was, she would probably be accustomed to more commoner things. This should be fun, I thought while I handed her clothes to her.

The outfit was a classic Victorian era outfit. The dress consisted of two parts. The first part was the actual dress which was a plain cream color with long sleeves. It sucked in at the waist due to a corset and poofed out from there down. There was a layer of see through black cloth on top of the cream colored dress. The black layer also had some black polka dots all over it so it wasn't as see through. The waist band was an elegant white with blue ribbon laced threw it. A v neck was composed for the neck line with a couple layers of ruffles but it wasn't down so far that it showed cleavage. In a way it really didn't matter because the simple dress layer underneath it was a box neck line which would have hid anything that was exposed. The bottom was hemmed with white lace and blue bows adding a more beautiful feature.

Before she actually walked into the dressing room though, I tripped her, on purpose of course. It was all part of the plan. She got up and turned to glare at me. This was going to be too easy. I took a seat waiting for her to come out and when she did, she looked so kawaii. I resisted the urge to say so because it would ruin my plans. "Umm…I'm not really into dresses, but I'm going to ask Morgan and see what she thinks." Alyssa stated as she began to walk away. I tried tripping her again but the dang dress got in the way, so I missed. Oh well there will be plenty of time to tease her later.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Kaoru's POV~_~_~_~_~_~_~

I hoped Hikaru wasn't stressing over this whole crush thing to much. Yep that's right I said it. My twin is slowly experiencing the beginnings of a crush, puppy love if you will. But anyway I gave Morgan her dress which was similar to Alyssa's but different in some ways. For example the two dresses had the same neck lines and both were a two part, two layered dresses. Morgan's though was burgundy and had sleeves that flared out instead of hugging the wrist like Alyssa's. Morgan's top layer was black also, but instead it was hemmed intriguingly. The see though layer was brought up at equal points and distances to create a type of wave along the bottom of the dress, showing off the bright silky burgundy color underneath. Her waist band was black ribbon that tied in the back.

She got dressed and came back out. Before I got a good look at her, I saw a blur of blue and blonde pass. The next thing I knew, Morgan was being swung around by Tamaki. He kept repeating, "Oh Morgan you look so cute; you should where dresses more often." I figured Alyssa would see this and pull Morgan out of Tamaki's grasp, but she was no where in sight.

What did happen though was Mori came over and helped Morgan out of this situation. I was a bit shocked at first until I saw the gleam in Mori's eyes that is really only shown when Hunny is happy. Morgan said a quick thank you that was barely audible and blushed a thousand different shades of red colors. Mori just nodded and went back to Hunny. A couple of moments later, Alyssa came up and whispered something in Morgan's ear. She nodded her head. "Hey Kaoru, how much time until the guests arrive?" Alyssa asked. "About eight minutes why?" "Oh okay…be right back." The duo ran back into the changing rooms and all I could think was that these to girls would make life a bit more interesting.

~_~_~_~_~_~_~Mori's POV~_~_~_~_~_~_~

I really don't know what came over me. I normally just mind my own business and Hunny's for that matter. I'm normally quite and reserved. So if you would ask me to explain why I had grabbed Morgan out of Tamaki's twirling death embrace, I would answer I have no idea. If I think back to how I felt when I saw Tamaki glomp her, I could give you a hint. I felt something, a slight pain in my chest, barely noticeable, but it kept getting worse the longer Tamaki held on. So I guess that would explain why I did what I did, but there in lies the question or questions. What was that pain I felt; why was it there? As I pondered my thoughts, Alyssa and Morgan walked out of the dressing room wearing the clothes that they came to school in.

So what did you think? I hoped you enjoy it...Please review and thanks for reading this story so far!