HEY GUYS SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED MY STORY IN A LONG TIME, I'VE HAD THE FLU AND WAS EXTREMELY SEVERE WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A FEW MONTHS. ANYWAYS ENJOY!

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"Mindy, I'm fine, just let me go with you"

"No, stay here and cover my 6"

"Please, I'll do anything just to go with you"

"Fine, but I'll think of what you need to do for me later, let's go"

I turned around and started for the warehouse doors, Dave following close behind. As we neared the building I pulled out my guns and motioned to Dave to split up and get on either side of the warehouse.

Dave came in through the mike, "Mindy, I'm poistion at the back door of the warehouse, on your go"

"Alright count to 30 then go in, radio silence until further notice" I commanded.

"Roger, 10 seconds and counting" He said.

I looked through the little window frame and saw an approximate 1-13 hostiles in sight. '5...4...3...2...1' Dave and I simultaneously burst through the door and began shooting some motherfu**ers. Dave hit a sniper walking on a catwalk. I thrust my knife into the chest of the nearest guy and shot another bolting toward the emergency exit. Dave shot two more who were running upstairs to the catwalk. Dave got tired of semi-auto weapons and pulled out an AK that he had gotten from Black's truck. He began hitting targets with pinpoint precision. In a matter of minutes around 15 guys were laying lifelessly on the floor. Dave and I ran upstairs towards the roof. As we neared the door we heard a chopper's engine start up. Even though our instincts were telling us to bust through the door and shoot everything, training took over and we pressed up against the door frame.

"1...2...3!" Dave screamed and kicked the door in, gun raised.

It wasn't Ralph, it was Chris getting into the chopper. I raised my pistol and fired at the pilot, the bullet passing through his head and nailing the co-pilot. No one else was with Chris, he was alone and helpless. Dave and I strode purposefully over to Chris who was backing up towards the edge of the building in an attempt to get away from us. He reached the edge and barely managed to not fall over. Dave and I reached him and he swung a fist at Dave. He dodged it easily and grabbed him by his collar, throwing him towards the chopper. His face hit the concrete, drawing blood from his nose and lip. The tail rotor was still spinning, ready for take off. Dave walked over to him and picked him up by his shirt and held his head near the rotor.

"Talk" Dave demanded.

"Fuck you" Chris spluttered, blood flying from his mouth.

Dave punched him and held his head closer to the rotor. Chris's head bobbed a little from the punch and his head bobbed dangerously close to the rotor, some of his hair getting cut off.

"Ahh!" He screamed moving his head away from the spinning death trap, "What the fuck is wrong with you!"

"You're life means nothing to me, don't think I'd even hesitate to end it, now TALK!" Dave shouted.

"Ok, Ok, my uncle knows where you're staying and he was planning to frag your house with you in it. If that failed, he was gonna get the New York Mob and the Russian Mafia to send hit teams to kill you" He admitted.

"Mafia, not bad" I admitted, puffing out my lip.

"What are you gonna do with me?" Chris asked, terrified.

"I don't know. Kick-Ass?" I asked, directing the question to him.

"Well, I could kill him with this helicopter, throw him off the building or just shoot him. Which do you like better, Hit-Girl"

"Well, throwing him off the roof would grab some unwanted attention. Helicopter is too messy and shooting him isn't very satisfing. Maybe we should go to the docks and throw him into the water with his hands tied behind his back and cinderblocks tied to his feet" I offered.

"Let's go then"

"NO! PLEASE GOD NO!" he begged.

"Well then what would you like?" Dave asked.

"Just fucking shoot me" he said, "it's quicker and I won't feel any pain"

"Whatever you say" I said, bringing up my pistol to his head.

HAHA CLIFFHANGER! WILL CHRIS DIE, WILL RALPH COME TO HIS RESCUE, WILL DAVE LIKE MINDY THE WAY SHE LIKES HIM, WILL MCDONALDS EVER MAKE BIGGER BURGERS? ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHAT AWAITS US. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER, I'LL TRY TO MAKE CHAPTERS AND POST THEM SOONER. PLEASE REVIEW, IT'S MY INSPIRATION!