Me: Sorry about the long wait guys! I got distracted by school and video games (mainly Terraria, hence the new profile pic), then I got Lyme's Disease(look it up), then I got a stinking cold! So if there's a God out there, I have two words: F***. YOU. And just in case you haven't figured it out the Pokémon in the shrine is Celebi.

As we walked into Azalea Town, I looked around.

"I see that Kurt expanded his business." I said, noting the factory at Kurt's house. as we walked down the path a little girl ran up to us.

"Hey stranger!" she shouted. "I need your help! My Slowpoke is missing!"

"OK, where did you see him last?" I asked.

"Over by Slowpoke Well. That's where all the Slowpoke hang out."

"What does he look like?" I asked.

"He's got a seashell stuck to his forehead. I glued it there when I was a baby."

"I'll find him." I promised. I turned to Lisa. "Looks like we've got ourselves a quest!" I proclaimed in a valiant voice.

It seems we do, my knightly friend. Lisa replied, giggling. But there's just one problem: I'm afraid of the dark!

"That's ok," I reassured her. "we can get a flashlight at the Pokecenter.(A.N. The Pokecenter and Pokemart have merged like in B/W) We'll also get you some other clothes. You're starting to get a bit smelly." I pinched my nose jokingly.

We walked into the Pokecenter, and I brought Lisa up to the front counter. "My Kirlia here was in a battle with an Araidos. I want to make sure she's ok."

"We'll give her a checkup right away sir." Nurse Joy said. "Wait right over there." She pointed to some chairs.

I walked over to the shop counter. "One flashlight please." I asked, then after thinking a moment, added, "And 5 super potions."

"That'll be 5,000 pokes, please." I handed her the money and sat down to wait for Lisa's checkup to be over.

After I few minutes Nurse Joy called me. "Your Kirlia is done with her checkup."

I walked over. "Is she okay?"

"Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, your Kirlia's fit as a fiddle. The Bad news is, she has Pokerus."

"I've heard rumors about Pokerus, but I never knew it actually existed." I wondered, "What does that mean?"

Nurse Joy answered, "Pokerus causes advanced growth in Pokémon. Also..."

"What?"

"Well, it doesn't matter now," she whispered so Lisa couldn't hear, "but when your Kirlia evolves into her final evolution, the virus will mess up her heat cycle, causing her mating season to become unpredictable. Also, her sex drive will skyrocket during those times. You should be careful when she evolves."

"OK, I will." I promised, a little disturbed. I picked up Lisa and set her on the floor. "Ready to go get some clothes so your dress can get washed?" I asked her.

You bet! she replied happily. We walked over to the clothes section and looked around.

"Do you want dresses or T-shirts?"

T-shirts. Dresses will get caught on things.

I grabbed some T-shirts, jeans, and underwear, and went to the checkout, grabbing a couple swimsuits on the way.

"That'll be 500 pokes, please." the clerk said. I handed him the money. "Thank you, come again!"

We left the Pokecenter and walked over to the well.

"Lisa, I'm going to strap the flashlight to a hat so you'll have your hands free." I said as I yanked a baseball cap out of my backpack. I pulled out some Duck Tape and taped the flashlight to the hat. i then put the hat on her head.

Then, we descended into the darkness of the well.

Celebi's POV

I watched the stranger descend into well. Who is he? Will he do any harm to the forest? I followed him into the well. If he means ill will, I will destroy him utterly.

Me: Another cliffhanger? I'm so mean aren't I?:D

Lisa: What were you and Nurse Joy whispering about?

Me: Well, it's a long story, and FLYING MONKEYS AWAY!

*Flying monkeys swoop down and carry me out of reach*

Me:*shouts* I'll tell you when you're older! Read and Review!