So, this story is short, yes, but it's fun to read, fun to write and hilariously stupid. The best things about parodies. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HOLES, IF I DID, THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS WOULD OF COURSE BE LIKE THIS!
Now, you may just be wondering in that Justin Bieber's dick-sized brain of yours-who on God's green Earth would resort to going to such a fucked up camp?
Well,it was made to permanently mentally scar 13-20 year old boys who have commited a crime or two, permanently melting them into a puddle of twerking,jiggly little insanity-filled fuckers, so most campers don't get a choice.
If you take a bad boy, make him drink sewage in the hot sun, he will turn into the said fucker in the above sentence, with no notion of committing a crime such as raping a textbook with dreams and so on.
That's what I thought.
Yanley Stelnats, or Stanley Yelnats, was given a choice. The judge said, "You can become a prostitute in Japan, or you can go to Camp Shitstream."
Stanley was from a rich family. He had never been to Walmart before. So, as he would one way or another, he chose Camp Shitstream.
HOW GREAT WAS THIS? Well, not very good, but hey! I loved writing it with Hunter! And also, I think you can guess who wrote what. Read and review, follow, not sue.
Have a good night. Or day. Or whatever time it is where you live.