Chapter 7: Ninjas Aren't Sexy

A/N: And here's yet another chapter. I swear, this is coming out much faster than I intended. If only my sequel to Truth and Lies was that quick in coming out when I write it. Ah, well, I'm having fun with this, and I want to thank everyone for reading and reviewing thus far. You guys are awesome. This little chapter takes place after The Ties That Bind.

Disclaimer: TMNT and all related characters belong to Nickelodeon. Lucindra belongs to Mirage Publishing. I'm just borrowing her so that Raph has someone to confide in besides Casey Jones.

"Okay, you ready to do this?"

"Hell yeah! So, what do I do first?"

"Well, you know how to punch pretty good so maybe we can work on some kicks."

"But I can do that, too."

"I know but you still need to work on them."

"Okay, show me how to do it."

"Watch me."

"Damn, that's hot."

"What are you talkin' about? Have you been payin' attention?"

"Yeah, I have."

"Then do it like I just showed ya."

"Okay."

"No, no, no, not like that. Watch me again."

"With pleasure."

"Okay, now you try."

"Like that?"

"Better. Hey, why are you starin' at my shell?"

"Because it looks sexy."

"Cindra, I'm a ninja. We ain't supposed to be sexy. We're supposed to hide in the shadows, strike hard, and then fade away into the night."

"Damn, that sounds hot when you say it."

"I'm not kiddin', Cindra. Stop with the flirtin' right now."

"Does it bother you that much?"

"Yeah, it does. I barely know you, and I don't want to have a relationship right now anyway."

"Fine, I'll stop. Geez, you can't even take a compliment."

"Okay, wiseass, let's keep goin'."

"Yes, Oh Mighty Sensei Raphael. Your wish is my command."

"This is gonna be a long night."

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"So how was your date with Lucindra, Raphie?"

"It wasn't a date. I'm teachin' her self-defense. And don't call me Raphie. You know I hate that nickname."

"Sure you are. You know you like her. I can see it on your face."

"You don't know nothin', shell-brain. Why are you up anyway?"

"I was told by Sensei to inform you that he wishes to speak with you."

"Okay. Do you know why?"

"I don't know a thing, dude. Just followin' orders. Goodnight, Raph. See you in the morning."

"Well, I suppose I should get this over with."

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"Raphael, please come in."

"Mikey said you wanted to see me, Sensei?"

"Yes, I did. I wanted to know how your session went with Lucindra."

"It went fine, Sensei. Wait, how did you know about that?"

"I overheard you talking on your phone to her."

"Oh, man. Look, Sensei, I know you're probably mad at me, but I really want to help her out before she gets her a—uh rear end handed to her."

"On the contrary, I am not mad, my son. I think it is wonderful that you have the desire to help teach others about our noble art. I believe that you will do an excellent job in helping her. And I also believe that she will be a good influence for you."

"You do? But she has a temper just as bad as mine."

"And that is why you can learn from one another."

"Okay, is that all you wanted to talk to me about?"

"Yes, that is all. I am glad the session went well, and I hope the others will go well, too."

"So do I, Sensei. And thanks for not being mad at me."

"You are welcome, Raphael. You are dismissed."

"Goodnight, Sensei."

"Goodnight, Raphael."

A/N: And another chapter is done. I really liked the way this one turned out, and I hope you guys do, too. Feel free to leave a review, and have a shelltastic day.