Bold: Text messages

Italics: Thoughts, emphasis, or sound (Should be easy tell which)

Author Rambles:As much as I love writing fanfiction, it now interrupts my life. My Animal Crossing life, that is. I used to spend at least five hours a day in that game doing favors for my neighbors, fishing, bug catching, etc. Now I have no time to do any of those things! It's weird actually. When I'm playing AC, I want to write, but when I write, I want to play! Why must my mind be so confusing? ;-;

A/N: Hey guys! Special thanks to the people who reviewed and followed this story. It means a lot! Anyways, I kind of made Tina a villain, but it doesn't mean I hate her! She's actually one of my favorite characters on the show. Also, I totally forgot Finn was in charge during Sadie Hawkins. My fault! It's not that important to the story though, so I'll keep Mr. Schue in for the sake of continuity in this fanfiction. I also altered some events, but nothing major. Hope it doesn't bother you guys! Anyways, have fun reading!


Blaine was rummaging through his locker when he stumbled across an old photo of him and Kurt. It was taken during last year's dinosaur themed prom. The two were riding a fake dinosaur. Blaine's hair wasn't gelled that day due to Brittany's ridiculous ban on hair gel, and he was surprised when Kurt had told him he actually liked the ungelled look. Blaine inwardly sighed, remembering the days when Kurt and him had still been together.

"Hey, Blaine Warbler," Brittany walked up to him, cheerful as always. "So do you have a date for Sadie Hawkins?"

"Oh, no, I don't think I'm going wi-" Blaine stopped and looked at Brittany curiously, "wait, why are you asking me this?

"Tina said I'm not entitled to tell you that."

Tina. Of course. "Well, you can tell Tina that I am not going with her."

"What?" Brittany put on an innocent look, looked down nervously, and rushed her words. "Why would I tell Tina that? We have no connection whatsoever."

Blaine looked straight into Brittany's eyes, "Brittany..."

Brittany sighed and whined, "Fine, I'll go tell Tina." She walked away slowly with her head down.

Blaine watched as Brittany turned the corner. Once she disappeared, he put the photo back in the locker and closed it. Blaine was about to leave when he heard a loud "What!" from where Brittany had disappeared to. The voice could only belong to Tina, who was now storming and stomping her way down the hall towards Blaine.

"Blaine Devon Anderson! How dare you say no to me!"

"Tina, I've said no a million times," Blaine added in the middle of her rant.

"It's a dance. You have to have a date! Or at least a friend to dance with! What's so bad about going with me!?" Tina pointed to herself and looked straight up at Blaine.

"Tina," Blaine liked Tina. He really did. She was a great friend, but he didn't want to go with her to Sadie Hawkins, "I can't go with you."

"Why not!? We're besties and-" Tina realized that everyone was looking at her like she was the Wicked Witch of Oz, so she took a deep breath to regain her composure. "Fine. I'll stop bothering you."

"Thank you," Blaine said, letting out a relieved sigh.

"Under one condition," Blaine rolled his eyes at Tina. "You find a date."

Blaine looked at her questioningly, "Wh-what? Tina, I just found out that Kurt has a new boyfriend, and you knew I was devastated. Do you really expect me to bring a date?"

"Exactly," Tina said, proud of herself, "so you either find someone, or go with me."

Tina turned around and walked away, leaving Blaine confused.

"Good luck with Tina," Artie wheeled passed Blaine. He always seemed pop up randomly around school.

"Um, yeah. Thanks Artie," Blaine said.

Sadie Hawkins...How am I supposed to get passed Tina?

*Bzzt! Bzzt!* Blaine reached into pocket and grabbed his phone.

Sebastian: Hey Killer ;)


"Blaine, I'm telling you, something weird is going on," Sam and Blaine were sitting at the Glee club's usual lunch table. They were the only one's there today, which was unusual. Blaine ate his food while Sam was going on about his conspiracy theories. "The Warblers doing those superhuman flips? It's crazy!"

Blaine had to admire Sam's dedication to the Glee club. It was obvious that Sam really wanted to compete at Regionals, which is understandable considering he and many others were graduating this year. "Sam, you can't just accuse the Warblers on some theory you have. You need evidence."

"I can find the evidence," Sam looked intently at Blaine.

"Sam-" Blaine was interrupted by his phone vibrating. "Hold up." Blaine pulled his phone out.

Sebastian: Nick and Jeff keep annoying me and I don't know how to get rid of them. Help?

Blaine snickered at the text.

"Who's that?" Sam asked, now leaning over Blaine in an effort to see his text.

Blaine looked up at Sam and tried to keep the phone out of his sight. "It-It's no one, Sam."

"You've been texting all day! Who is it?" Sam looked at Blaine with a face he only made when he was really curious about something.

Blaine met Sam's eyes and tried to say in his most convincing tone, "Sam, it's no one."

Sam looked at Blaine unbelievingly, slightly irritated. "Well while you are chatting up no one, I'll be looking for Artie so I have someone to back me up when I talk to Mr. Schue about the Warblers," Sam lifted his head up to look around the cafeteria and started walking away from Blaine. "He's always just rolling around the school for some reason."

Blaine looked out his phone to reply to Sebastian.

Blaine: Why? What are they doing?

Sebastian: They're spreading their love around the room. It's irritating.

Blaine rolled his eyes, even though he knew Sebastian couldn't have seen it anyway.

Blaine: Wait, are they together now?

Sebastian: I'm sure there wasn't a time when they weren't together. It's annoying. I just want to grab both of them and throw them out the window. It's a good thing we're on the second floor.

Blaine: I meant are they dating?

Sebastian: Of course not. They're idiots. Jeff was eye-sexing Nick for ten minutes, and all Nick said to him was to stop staring into space. It's painful to watch their "relationship."

Blaine: Oh come on. They're cute together.

Sebastian: No, it's disgusting and repulsive.

As Blaine was typing, the bell rang. He deleted the message that was about how Nick and Jeff were meant for each other.

Blaine: Sorry, gotta go.

Sebastian: Fine. Lima Bean after school?

Blaine: Sure.


Blaine picked up his coffee order and sat down at a table, waiting for Sebastian.

"Just a small, regular coffee please," Blaine heard a familiar voice. An familiar female Asian voice, that is.

"Tina?" Blaine stood and waved his hand toward her.

"Blaine!" Tina smiled and walked over to Blaine with her arms open. She gave him a friendly hug, something that was uncommon these days.

"So what are you doing here?" Did I seriously just ask that question again?

"Well, since I'm the one who thought of Sadie Hawkins, I'm also the one who's in charge of decorations," Tina was always helpful in events around McKinley. She even made costumes for the New Directions and the annual plays. It's no wonder she hates being upstaged by Marley, "and what better place to find some than at the mall?"

"Did you find anything yet?" Blaine was actually curious about the decorations she had chosen. Tina has always been unpredictable when it came to fashion.

"Actually, I have," Tina smiled. She was proud of the decorations she had chosen. "I found a place that sells ice sculptures, so I placed an order for one to have at the dance." Tina took out her phone. "Speaking of which, the custom snowflakes I asked for just arrived. Sorry, Blaine. Gotta go!" Tina left in a hurry. She even forgot about her coffee, which was just sitting on the counter.

"Wait, Tina! You forgot your," Blaine tried to get her attention by yelling, but apparently, Tina didn't hear him. His voice became quiet, "coffee."

Blaine sat back down in his chair, still waiting for Sebastian. Why is he so late? Blaine pulled out his phone and logged onto his Facebook account. Tina had already posted, "Amazing decorations! Super excited for Sadie Hawkins!," that had several pictures of winter-themed decorations attached to the status. Tina always was fast to get news around on the blogosphere.

"Texting someone?" Sebastian, who happened to be ninja quiet, sat down in the chair across from Blaine.

Blaine looked up from his phone, surprised, "Oh, uh, no. Just checking my Facebook." Blaine put his phone back into his pocket. "So, how's Nick and Jeff?"

"Disgusting," Sebastian took a sip of Blaine's coffee. Blaine looked at him as if he were expecting Sebastian to say more. That and the coffee problem. "What?"

"Nothing," Blaine tried to brush off the comment and the coffee. Sebastian handed the coffee back to him. "Oh, no. You can have the rest."

"What? It's nearly full." Really, Blaine just didn't want his lips to be on the same cup that Sebastian had used. Sebastian took the cup of coffee and set it closer to him. "Whatever. I'll have it."

Blaine sat silently, looking at Sebastian in confusion. Wait...what?

Suddenly, Tina came running in fastly with several bags on her arms. "Hey, Blaine!" Sebastian turned around to see who was talking. "I forgot my," Tina slowed down her words when she saw him, "coffee...Blaine, what are you doing with him!?"

Blaine tried to think of a way to explain it, but no matter what, Tina would get angry. Sebastian did, after all, damage his eye. "Oh, Tina. I was just-"

"Well if it isn't Asian Bird Flu," Sebastian interrupted Blaine. He was wearing a sneaky smirk. Trouble was about to go down. "Shopping for your boyfriend? Oh wait, Mike graduated, didn't he? Shame. He didn't look half bad."

Tina was infuriated. "Listen here you little meerkat," Tina stomped towards Sebastian, pointing her finger at him, "you will not talk about Mike like that, and don't you dare lay a finger on Blaine! He is mine!"

"Hmm? Did you not know? Blaine is gay. You know what that means? He's not into you."

"Then he's Kurt's!" Tina knew that Blaine wasn't into her, but that didn't mean anything. She just wanted to be as close to him as possible before school ended. They were best friends. "And I will do anything to make sure that Blaine is still in mint condition when he goes to New York to be with him!" Tina looked a Blaine angrily and gave him a death stare. "What are you doing with him anyway?"

"I-I, uh," Blaine already knew how this would turn out. No matter what he said, Tina would become angry. Well if she'll be angry anyway, should I...? She would probably post it online and Kurt would definitely be mad when he reads it, but Tina will probably text Kurt about me and Sebastian hanging out together anyway, so... "Well, Tina," Blaine hesitated and tried to not look into Tina's eyes, which now looked so evil, he could swear she was staring into his soul. This is probably a bad idea... "Sebastian is actually my date to Sadie Hawkins."


Question for the Readers: How long do you guys think an actual chapter should be? Mine are about 2,000 words each, but they will most likely get longer later in the story. So what do you guys think the ideal amount words per chapter should be? Are you fine with my chapters, or maybe you guys want them to be longer? I'd really like to hear your guys's feedback, so please PM or comment your answer. :)