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4: Emails
From: roonilwazlibthemagicministry.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
5/23/05
My dearest sister,
Just what in the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
Catastrophically yours,
Ron
To: roonilwazlibthemagicalministy.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
5/23/05
Gee, I don't know, Ron.
I think this is called working.
So, this is why you wouldn't give me your email! I told you not to write your name with Fred and George's quills, ROONIL.
Bugger off,
Ginny
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
From: roonilwazlibthemagicalministry.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
5/23/05
Don't get smart with me, young lady.
Why are you working for Malfoy?
Wait! Don't tell me. He tricked you didn't he?
Ron
To: roonilwazlibthemagicalministy.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: Shut up, Ron
5/23/05
He didn't. It's a long story. I'll tell you if you promise not to tell mum.
PS: Did Hermione say something about dinner?
From: morganburdettmorgansecurities.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: Weasley Weasley Weasley!
Attached: Malfoy.exe(867mb)
5/23/05
Ginny!
How's working for Draco being? Good? Despicable?
Well, I have good news, I found pieces of the core in the archives. I'm sending them after I send you this. Actually, nevermind, I've attached them.
How's the family? Is Percy still being a jackass?
Tell me, is that blonde still working as Draco's secretary?
Love,
Morgan.
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: morganburdettmorgansecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: Weasley Weasley Weasley!
5/23/05
Want to know something that's just annoying? He likes to hulk behind me for five minutes, all quiet and I get freaked out because I forget its him and I keep thinking he wants to kill me or something, its really annoying. I was expecting him to drive us like slaves since he wants us to finish the core in three months.
I think he's crazy.
The family's okay, mostly. They won't stop emailing me, Ron especially. Percy's too proud to admit he's wrong, but we're dealing with it. How's Rome? I heard you went there in January.
And yes, Jessica is still high Queen of Malfoy's office.
Love,
Ginny
PS: THANK YOU!
From: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurties.wiz
Subject: I need you…
5/23/05
To come into my office.
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: I need you…
5/23/05
That subject was really weird, Malfoy. Give me two minutes.
From: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurties.wiz
5/23/05
Now.
From: roonilwazlibthemagicalministry.wiz
To: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
CC: gweasleymsecurities.wizdeathorexpullsionwitchway.wiz
Subject: Ginny smells
5/23/05
Harry, Ginny, my love,
So, dinner tonight?
Hermione said she's making pot roast. Harry, that girl who tried to poison you with a Love Potion's plotting again, I just thought I should tell you. Maybe you didn't send the message across, literally? Ginny, I told mum you're working for Malfoy.
Hermione, what time should I be home tonight?
Love,
Ron
To: roonilwazlibthemagicalministry.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: die, Ron, die
5/23/05
YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!
I'm going to hex you all the way to the moon!
Love,
Ginny
PS: STO EMAILING ME I'M WORKING!
To: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: Really, Harry
5/23/05
You should act crazy again, Harry. I think that should get that girl off your back. Who is she by the way?
Hey, check Ron's email for an email to mum about my new job.
Love,
Ginny
PS: What does it mean when a guy doesn't stop staring at a woman's neck? Tell Ron I won't be able to make it to dinner.
To: deathorexpullsionwitchway.wizloonywitchway.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurtities.wiz
Subject: What the hell?
5/23/05
Dear Hermione and Luna;
I need answers. Okay, Malfoy called me to his office like two minutes ago and I'm confused. I don't get it.
So, here's what happened… or what's been happening. I've been working here for a week and there's something happening already! Okay, the first day, he almost- well, he did, kind of – kiss me. The worst part is that I liked it. I mean he's really good at it. (Don't tell mum, or Ron! Or Harry, or Fred and George) And I freaked out and for the past couple of days he nods at me like he doesn't know me in the morning and cozies up to his drop-dead gorgeous secretary with fake tits, and then by lunch time he's basically coming to my office every ten minutes to tell me something or to sit and chat.
I was very surprised to find out he's very funny. In a sarcastic, mean way. But it's funny.
Then by closing time, he's in another world, and just says, "Good night, Gin."
Oh! And today, he emails me this message with the subject being 'I need you…' and the actual message 'To come to my office.'
When I got in there he's sitting in his huge black winged chair and I've just gotten past Jessica, his secretary, and he's all lounging around.
"Sit down, Weasley." He said, and he sounded bored.
I sit down and I started getting nervous because today he would not talk to me. He nodded and did the hulking thing for two minutes and then two hours later, bam! That message.
"I need to ask you something." He said and then he's leaning forward, basically sprawled across his huge desk.
"Okay?" I said and I lean back because his eyes are little too intense, if you haven't noticed.
"Will you have dinner with me? Tonight?" He asked and, Hermione, you have no idea. My mind just blanked out, and I'm pretty sure my jaw hit the floor. He asked me to dinner!!! What does that mean?! I thought he hated me! I don't get it!
So, I stuttered out this really bad sounding yes, and then he's all "I'll pick you up at eight." In this really disinterested tone, so I stood up and I just walked out, and now I don't know what to do.
I do want to go to dinner with him; I just don't know what will happen.
Help!
Love, Ginny
PS: Luna, how's the shop? That's a really morbid email, Hermione.
PPS: I won't be able to make it dinner, Hermione. Sorry. :)
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
From: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
Subject: RE: Really, Harry
5/23/05
Thanks for that piece of marvelous advice. I'll start acting crazy. Now.
WafasdfF$#$!#!#$#!$!#DsfdsffsgsdfdasfSDDdfafaF#!$RQWE!!!
She's still after me. That didn't work, Ginny.
It's Romilda Vane, Ginny. She's been after me for years and its gotten really, really scary.
I checked his email, for you and prepare yourself… he did.
What happened to the shop?
Um… I think that when a guy stares at a woman's neck, which is a pretty sexy spot, it means that they're interested. Why? Has Malfoy made some move? I'll kill him.
Love,
Harry
PS: Roonil Wazlib says to go stuff it.
To: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: Really, Harry
5/23/05
Okay, well if that didn't work you can always call someone and start, really loudly talking how you had great sex with her and ask if they want to go to a dinner later on. I think that would get the message across. Oh and make sure she can hear you.
You know, most men would be flattered that there's a crowd of women after them?
Anyway, thanks for checking. Its too late thought, I just got en email from mum.
Love,
Ginny
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
From: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Really, Harry
5/23/05
Okay, that sounds like a good idea. I'm going to call you in one minute. Get ready.
To: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Really, Harry
5/23/05
Oh. My. God.
Harry, you're such a pervert, I cannot believe you did that.
"I can't wait to suck on you, you screamed pretty loud when I did that, remember sexy? How about dinner?"
What the hell?
Did it work though?
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
From: thechosenonethemagicalministry.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Really, Harry
5/23/05
It was the best I could of on a short notice. I think it worked though; she just dumped the chocolate frogs she's got spiked with Love potion in the trash.
Thanks, Gin.
From: mollywobbleswitchway.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: Ginevra Marie Weasley!
5/23/05
You have some explaining to do, young lady.
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: mollywobbleswitchway.wiz
Subject: RE: Ginevra Marie Weasley!
5/23/05
Mum… relax.
This is temporary and don't believe everything Ron tells you! He's a dirty liar.
Ginny
From: deathorexpullsionwitchway.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: What the hell?
5/23/05
Well, Ginny. I'd say Mr. Malfoy got a crush on you.
No, seriously, that's almost exactly what Ron did when he asked me – for the third time – on our first date. Also he's confused.
Maybe he's schizophrenic?
I'm only joking.
Go out to dinner with him, and see what happens.
-Hermione
From: loonywitchway.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: What the hell?
5/23/05
Um. I don't know.
Go out to dinner with him. Then tell me what happened.
Also… you might need to order more of the black fishnet tops cause those sold out faster than that time Harry did that interview for the Quibbler.
Luna
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: loonywitchway.wiz
Subject: RE:RE: What the hell?
5/23/05
Sure thing, Luna.
PS: The order forms are on the bottom left hand drawer… and order a lot.
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
Subject: Look, Malfoy.
5/23/05
Look, I know I agreed to dinner, but that doesn't mean I trust you.
From: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: Look, Malfoy
5/23/05
I know. I'm picking you up at eight, and wear something nice.
-DM
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: Look, Malfoy.
5/23/05
I'm going to wear a potato sack with my grandma's petticoats. Is that nice enough for you?
From: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
To: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Look, Malfoy
5/23/05
Your sarcasm is rather weak, Weasley, I expected more from you.
-DM
From: gweasleymsecurities.wiz
To: Draco.Malfoymsecurities.wiz
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Look, Malfoy.
5/23/05
Bite me, baby.
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R/R!!