Chapter 4
"Oh Manachi-kun, I just love being so close to you. Your body is so warm." said Shizune as she snuggled her head on Yoshi's chest.
"I know Shizune. And if I can guess right, you don't want this moment to end, do you?" he asked asked while holding her.
"I want this moment to last for as long as I like it."
But suddenly, Yoshi had sensed danger coming his way. And he knew that meant trouble.
Yoshi's face: (O_O)
"Oh boy, this isn't good." thought Yoshi.
"I'm sorry Shizune but I have to go now." said Yoshi in a rush as he let go of Shizune and climbed out of bed.
"What's the matter, why are you leaving?" asked Shizune.
"Let's just say that I've got other places to go right now. I really enjoyed being your first, really I did. But if someone sees us in bed together, that'll cause a ruckus."
"Why are you so scared, is someone after you?"
"Believe me, you should be more worried about who's gonna be after you. Because when Sakura finds out you lied to her, she's gonna be steamed."
"Why should I worry about Sakura being mad at me?"
Yoshi turned his head to look at her with a grin.
"I'm just worried about what she'll do to you. After all, you're the first woman to ever get this far with me. Sakura, Ino and Anko almost had me earlier, but I managed to slip away before they could get me in the act. But in all honesty, I'm glad that it was you."
"Really?"
"Yes, you made me feel safer. You made me feel more comfortable, and you didn't freak me out nearly as much as the others did. All that aside, I think you're a wonderful woman, and maybe I might consider being more than just your first."
"You mean you'd consider being my boyfriend?" she asked with a flirty smile.
"Well, yeah, sort of. But like I said, I might consider it, even though it would be my first time dating an older woman. So don't get your hopes up yet."
After giving her another kiss, Yoshi went about getting ready to leave. After getting his gown back on, he slid the curtains open slightly and walked over to grab his clothes, which he found lying on a table near the door. Once he was fully re-dressed, he proceeded to exit the room, but not without glancing back at Shizune.
"You may wanna get dressed too. You can't just lay there naked, Tsunade might wonder where you are." he reminded her.
"Oh, that's right." she replied before getting out of bed and reaching for her clothes on the floor.
With that, Yoshi left the room and went running down the hallway. As he went along, he couldn't help blushing about what happened back there.
"I never thought I would wind up making love with Shizune. And the strange thing is, I actually liked it." Yoshi said to himself.
"But that's not important right now, I gotta get out of here before Sakura arrives. Knowing how angry she is now, there's no telling what she'll do."
Outside the hospital, Sakura was already halfway there. She was still extremely pissed off because of how Shizune had pulled a trick on her. And now she was going to give a her a piece of her mind.
At the same time, Naruto had managed to catch up with her. He quickly rushed up in front of her, blocking her path.
"Sakura, what's the matter with you, why are you so angry?" asked Naruto.
"Get out of the way Naruto, I've got a bone to pick with Shizune!" Sakura snarled.
"Why, what did she do to you?"
"That virgin tricked me into leaving the Hospital so she could be alone with Manachi-kun!"
"Manachi. Oh god, I think she means Yoshi." thought Naruto.
"Sakura, calm down. You'll just wind up doing something that you may regret."
"Naruto, get out of the way or I'll- MANACHI-KUN!"
Sakura's rage immediately faded upon seeing the object of her affections up ahead. Smiling with glee, she went running towards Yoshi, with her arms open wide.
"Manachi-kuuun." she cooed.
"Oh shoot." Yoshi said before attempting to run.
He didn't have time to do so as Sakura captured him in an extremely tight hug.
"Manachi-kun, I was so worried. Shizune didn't do anything naughty to you, did she?"
"No...no...not at all." he said through a strained tone due to being squeezed so hard.
"Oh Manachi, I promise that from now on, I'll never leave you alone again."
"But Sakura-"
"Manachi Ihsoy!" announced a new voice.
Yoshi, Sakura and Naruto all turned their attention towards the source of the voice. It turned out to be none other than Rock Lee. Yoshi managed to pull himself from Sakura's grasp before turning to face him.
"What's going on here?" asked Yoshi.
"I am Rock Lee, and I challenge you to a duel for Sakura's love." he replied.
Yoshi's face: (O_O)*
"He's gotta be kidding." thought Yoshi.
"Listen, I don't want any trouble, this is just a big misunderstanding."
"Do not try to trick me with your lies. Now then, I shall defeat you to win Sakura's heart."
Yoshi didn't have a chance to reason with him any further as he was forced to dodge an oncoming punch from Lee. Even though he himself was a fully capable and formidable fighter, he had no interest in fighting Lee since he was more focused on getting out of his current problem. He continued to evade most of Lee's punches and kicks, relying on his agility and quick reaction time to get through this. Since he knew that Lee was a taijutsu expert, he had to end this soon.
"Knock it off already, I don't have time for this."
"If you do not fight back, then this is not a fair fight."
"I'm serious man, lay off. I don't wanna have to hurt you."
But Lee refused to listen as he continued to attack him. At this rate, Yoshi was starting to get irritated with his persistence. The more Lee tried to hit him, the more Yoshi would lose his patience.
The very second Lee had thrown another punch, Yoshi decided that he finally had enough.
"I SAID...KNOCK IT OFF, YOU MORON!" screamed Yoshi as he blocked the punch and countered with an immensely strong and concentrated punch directly to Lee's jaw, sending him flying off backwards into the distance before slamming into a pole, falling to the ground with a dazed facial expression.
"Hmph, what a waste."
Sakura just stared at Yoshi with a lovestruck look on her face, while Naruto just looked at him with wide eyes and an open mouth.
"He defeated Bushy Brows without even being touched. No one's ever done that before." thought a shocked Naruto.
"Well, I hope I never have to go through that again."
But then he was taken by surprise when he felt someone's hand grab his shoulder and turn him around, where he was face to face with a sparkly eyed, smiling Sakura.
"Manachi-kun, you fought for my heart. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me." she cooed with love.
"Whoa whoa, hold on Sakura. You got it all wrong." he said while waving his hands frantically as he started backing away.
"Don't try to deny it. You know that you love me, just like I love you."
"Naruto, help me out here."
"Sorry, there's nothing I can do at this point, lover boy." Naruto teased.
"Ooh you knucklehead, I swear I'm gonna kick your-"
Before he could finish, Sakura grabbed him in her arms and dipped him down.
"I was originally saving this moment for another guy in my life, but right now that doesn't matter." said Sakura.
"Sakura, think about what you're doing. You're smarter than this."
"Oh baby."
Yoshi didn't have a chance to speak again when Sakura captured his lips with her own as she gave him the most romantic, loving and passionate kiss of his life. Even though he was kissed by her before, she had never kissed him like this, which indicated that she truly did care about him.
"I love you so much Manachi-kun." she said in between the kiss.
Those who were present at the time, including Naruto, all reacted with shock, surprise and astonishment at the scene before them. Most of the women around however were filled with dismay and jealously over seeing Sakura kiss Yoshi like that.
After a while of kissing, Sakura finally let him go.
"Oh that was such a hot kiss." she said while licking her lips.
"More like a deadly kiss, you nearly suffocated me with your tongue down my throat."
"Sorry, I got carried away. That kiss was just a sneak preview of what's to come eventually."
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I'm talking about."
Yoshi could practically see the perverted sparkle in her eyes.
"I'm sorry, but that's rushing things too quickly."
"No silly, not now. I meant much much later."
"If you weren't trying to rush things, then you wouldn't have slept- OOF" Naruto started to say, only for Yoshi to rush up and punch him in the stomach.
"Don't say that out loud you idiot. And get off that subject already." he whispered through gritted teeth.
"Alright alright, just stop hitting me already." he snarled back at him.
The next thing he knew, he was approached by Ino, whom had her hands behind her back.
"Hello Manachi-kun. I was on my way to see you in the hospital, but I can see that you're all better now." she greeted with a smile.
"Uh yeah, what a relief." Yoshi said casually.
"Anyway, I brought these for you."
Ino then presented him with a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. Yoshi was left astonished and amazed by such a gesture, especially from a kunoichi. He noticed the light blush on her cheeks, indicating that this was a genuine sign of affection.
"Ino, I-, I don't know what to say."
"Just consider it a gift from my heart...to yours."
"Thank you." he said with a smile after he accepted the gifts.
"I've got him now. I can't believe it worked." thought Ino.
"WHAAAAAAT, NO WAY!" screamed a jealous Sakura.
"OH GET OVER YOURSELF, BILLBOARD BROW!" Ino screamed back.
Pretty soon, they got into another shouting match. Yoshi and Naruto used this opportunity to their advantage to go running off, being completely unnoticed by the two arguing kunoichi. After getting far enough away, they made a quick stop near an alley.
"I'm telling you Naruto, I don't know how much longer I can last here. The only chance I've got is to leave the village."
"By the way, what exactly happened between you and Shizune at the hospital?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing, nothing at all." Yoshi lied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure. You must be stupid if you honestly expect me to tell you that I had sex with Shizune in the-"
Yoshi's face: (O_O)*
"Oh my god, you actually had sex with Shizu-"
Yoshi clamped a hand over his mouth to keep him quiet.
"Don't talk so loud you moron, you'll cause a scene."
Naruto took his hand off his mouth and looked at him.
"I'm getting really tired of you doing that, you know."
"Whatever. Listen to me, do not tell anyone about this. I don't want a bunch of these women here thinking that I'm easy, especially the kunoichi, including Sakura and Ino."
"Maybe if you hadn't done it in the first place, you wouldn't have this problem."
"I get that, smarty pants!"
"What made you have sex with her anyway?"
"I don't know. But for some reason, I felt safe with her. I felt that I could connect with her in a way that most people would consider impossible. She said that I was the first guy who ever noticed her and even called her beautiful. She felt that she could trust me enough to make love to her. And for once, I didn't freak out as much with Shizune as I did with the other women. Instead I felt...like I was really happy to be with her." he said with compassion.
"Whoa, that's really deep. I had no idea you were that sensitive."
"And I had no idea that I'd wind up making love with an older woman for the first time. But you know the old saying, there's a first time for everything."
"So anyway, what are you gonna do now?"
"I hate to do this to the women here, but I have to leave the Hidden Leaf Village. However, first I have to check in with Lady Tsunade and let her know that I'm leaving. Then before I go, I'll make a quick stop at the Ichiraku for some ramen."
"What are you gonna do with the gifts that Ino gave you?"
"Duh, I'm gonna keep them. Just because I'm bothered by her and Sakura's aggressive advances, that doesn't mean I won't respect her feelings."
"I see."
"Well, we better get going to the Hokage's Office."
"I just tell hope that Shizune doesn't tell Tsunade about what we did." thought Yoshi before heading off.
Later at the Hokage's office...
"YOU CRAZY IDIOT, WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH MY ASSISTANT?!" screamed a furious Tsunade whom was currently strangling Yoshi by his throat.
"It wasn't my idea...she seduced me into it...honest!" he said through a strained tone.
"Calm down Granny Tsunade. It wasn't his idea, he said so." pleaded Naruto as he and Shizune tried to pry the Hokage's hands off Yoshi's throat.
"Shizune, why did you tell her?" Yoshi asked.
"I'm sorry Manachi, but it accidentally slipped out when we were talking." said the blushing kunoichi.
"Listen Lady Tsunade...if you wanna be angry with me, that's fine. But strangling me to death... isn't gonna solve anything."
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't strangle the life out of you!" she demanded.
Yoshi used his strength to take her hands off his throat.
"Because I can't leave the village if I'm dead!" he said with a clear tone.
"Leave the village, huh?"
"Yes. No offense, but the longer I stay in this village, the harder it is for me to avoid getting molested or hit on by women. And after what happened between me and Shizune, it's best that no one should find out, because the last thing I need is a bunch of women, kunoichi or not, thinking it's easy for them to get me in bed, and someone like Anko will most likely think that."
"Hmph, that didn't stop you from sleeping with-"
Before Naruto could finish, Yoshi grabbed him and tossed him out through one of the windows, where he went falling all the way down, crashing headfirst to the ground.
"Stupid idiot." thought Yoshi.
"Uh, I'm gonna go check and see if he's alright." said Shizune as she headed for the door, but not without stopping to give Yoshi a kiss on the lips.
"Keep those lips fresh, baby." she told him before continuing on her way.
"God, what a woman." he said with a smile.
"Ahem!" grunted Tsunade to get his attention.
"Oh come on, I'm just saying it like I see it. I'm sorry if this upsets you, but you gotta believe me when I say that I really had no intention of sleeping with Shizune. I tried to talk her out of it, but she still insisted on it. And I don't know why, I just sort of gave into her and that's how everything-"
"Alright alright, no need to explain it!" Tsunade cut him off.
Yoshi couldn't resist the urge to laugh at her.
"What the hell are you laughing about?!"
"It's funny, because it sounds to me like you're actually jealous."
"Jealous?!"
"Yeah, you're jealous of your own assistant because of what happened between me and her."
"You actually think I'm jealous of Shizune, that's ridiculous!"
Yoshi just laughed some more as he approached her desk.
"If you weren't jealous, then you wouldn't have been strangling me just now. In fact-"
Unfortunately as he got closer, he ended up tripping over his own two feet and fell forward, causing him to lock lips with Tsunade in an accidental kiss.
"Oh damn it, I screwed up. Now she's gonna kill me for sure."
He could see the angry look in Tsunade's eyes, meaning that she was about to beat the hell out of him. After only a few seconds, Yoshi pulled away.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It was an accident, really."
"I'll let you off easily if you promise to never speak about this to anyone, and I do mean *anyone*." she said sternly.
"I promise that I won't say one word. You know for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna beat me up for kissing you like that."
"I wanted to, but I decided that it would be very unwise."
"No kidding. But before I go, I want Naruto to come along with me."
"Why?"
"Because I may need his help just in case I get into a situation with anymore women."
"Well then, I suppose I can allow it. But if anything happens to him, you're responsible, got it?"
"Believe me, I'm more worried about what'll happen to both of us."
After bidding farewell, Yoshi decided on leaving through the door this time. But at the last second, Tsunade stood up from her desk and went walking up to him.
"Hold on a minute." she called to him.
Yoshi turned around to face her.
"Yes, what is it Lady-"
He was instantly cut off again when Tsunade grabbed his face and kissed him square on the lips, earning a shocked reaction from the humanized reptile. She placed a hand behind his head and wrapped her arm around his waist. He tried opening his mouth to protest, but Tsunade took advantage by slipping her tongue inside, rubbing it against his own. Try as he might to break away, his attempt was useless as Tsunade maintained her grip, pushing her tongue even deeper into his mouth than before. After kissing him for about at least five more minutes, she soon let him go.
"You tell anyone about this and I'll make sure that you're permanently hospitalized, got it?!"
"Your secret is safe with me." Yoshi said nervously.
"Good, now you can leave."
Yoshi did exactly what he was told and soon left the office. Once he was gone, she turned to walk back over to her desk, licking her lips while smiling.
"Now I see why Shizune likes him so much." thought Tsunade.
Meanwhile...
"Oh Manachi, where have you gone off to?" wondered Rangiku as she searched around Anime Town for Yoshi. It had been hours since she last saw him before he ran away.
"Oh well, it's nothing to worry about. I'm sure Manachi will turn up soon." she thought.
"I can see us now. Manachi and me, alone together in a wonderful bedroom. We'd cuddle, we'd kiss, and then we'd heat things up with a little-"
"A little what?" asked a new voice, which startled her.
She quickly turned around to meet eye to eye with Yoruichi Shihoin, whom was wearing a tank top, blue shorts and laced up shoes.
"You could have warned me before you spoke up!" said an irritated Rangiku.
"Never mind that, what was it you were talking about?"
"Not that it's any of your business, but I was talking about a man that I met."
"Oh really?" she asked with interest.
"Yes, his name is Manachi Ihsoy. He's such a wonderful man with the perfect looks, the perfect body, and the tastiest lips I've ever kissed. I've been trying to find him, but I don't know where he is."
"You didn't scare him away, did you?" she teased.
"No, I didn't scare him away. If only he hadn't ran away because of that other woman, he and I would be rolling around in a cozy bed and making out like-"
But she stopped short when she saw the growing smile on Yoruichi's face.
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"No reason, except one." she answered mischievously with a wink.
"You better not be planning on going after him yourself."
"Why no Rangiku. A sweet and gentle woman like me would never ever do that." she lied.
Without another word, she suddenly zoomed away within the blink of an eye.
"Oooooh, that lousy trickster!"
Currently...
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH THROWING ME OUT THE WINDOW?!" snapped Naruto while he and Yoshi were walking to the Ramen Ichiraku.
"I had to do something to keep you from mentioning what happened between me and Anko in Shukuba Town. I repeatedly told you to stop bringing it up." said Yoshi.
"I almost got a concussion because of you!"
"Look, I'm sorry okay. Let's just drop it and go eat some ramen before we leave."
The very moment they arrived, they both went in and sat on the stools side by side.
"One bowl of Barbecue Ramen, and a bowl of Miso Ramen for my friend Naruto." Yoshi requested.
"Coming right up." announced Ayame from the kitchen.
While they waited patiently for their ramen to come, they chose to converse with each other to pass the time.
"Naruto, I don't know what to do. If I remain stuck like this forever, I'll be chased down by females for all eternity."
"Who are you to complain, girls swarm over you like bees to a flower." replied Naruto.
"Like I said hours earlier, I have a hard time dealing with a harem of women. It's not as easy to reason with them as you think it is. I can't go for even one whole day without some woman trying to flirt with me."
"You're not afraid of women, are you?"
"What, no you knucklehead ninja. I'm not afraid of them, I just find it disturbing and awkward when they come on too strong."
During the midst of their conversation, Ayame came back from the kitchen with their respective bowls of ramen. But the moment they shifted their attention to her, they were almost shocked out of their minds to see Ayame with her robe halfway down her shoulders, along with her cleavage being shown from the opening in the front, followed by the fact that she wasn't wearing her bandanna like usual. She casually placed Naruto's ramen bowl right in front of him before presenting Yoshi with his ramen bowl, which had a heart on it.
"Here's your ramen Manachi. It's nice and hot, just like you." she said flirtatiously.
"T-t-thank you Ayame."
Naruto wasted no time in chowing down on bowl of ramen. Yoshi quickly followed suit by chowing down as well. But the whole time as he ate, he continued to keep an eye on Ayame, whom was currently staring at him with an amorous look in her eye.
"Ayame, where's your father?" Yoshi asked, hoping that Teuchi would come out from the back.
"Oh, he asked me to watch over the Ichiraku while he's gone."
"Right. But is there a reason why you look like this?"
"I had a feeling that you'd stop by again, so I figured that I'd doll myself up to your liking." she replied while moving herself in closer, which made Yoshi go red in the face.
"Uh *gulp*, re-re-really?"
Ayame giggled before proceeding to run her hand through his hair while bringing him in a little closer. Naruto noticed what was going on and couldn't resist chuckling at his friend's current situation.
"A-a-ayame, I'm still eating my ramen." Yoshi told her.
"Here, allow me to help you with that."
Taking the chopsticks from his hand, she scooped up some noodles and brought them up to his mouth. Yoshi was surprised by her sudden gesture.
"You're...you're feeding me?"
"You can't afford to let good ramen go to waste, can you?"
"No no, no way."
"If you're too shy to eat it, then I'll just eat it myself."
At the sound of that suggestion, Yoshi quickly slurped up the ramen in his mouth.
"I didn't say I was too shy to eat it."
From that point on, Yoshi continued to let Ayame feed him. As embarrassing as it looked, Yoshi didn't mind it at all. But while he was currently indulged in the taste of his food, Ayame decided to try something drastic.
"Hey Manachi-kun, can you close your eyes?" suggested Ayame.
"Why?"
"Just close your eyes, you'll find out soon."
As much as it confused him, Yoshi complied with her request and closed his eyes. She then scooped up some more ramen from the bowl. Yoshi began to slowly slurp it up. But right as he did, Ayame managed to latch her mouth onto the end of the noodles without him even noticing. As soon as she got closer, Ayame took him by surprise when she latched her lips upon his in a passionate, heated kiss. Dropping the chopsticks down on the counter and pushing the ramen bowl aside, Ayame wrapped her arm around his neck while still keeping her other hand on his head, bringing him halfway over the counter until her chest was touching his. Yoshi was shocked by this sudden act, but immediately ignored it when he started to return it.
Naruto eyes nearly popped out of their sockets at the sight before him. But then again, he couldn't help but feel jealous because of all the attention Yoshi was getting from the women in the village.
"Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me?" thought Naruto.
After making out for what seemed like a half hour, Yoshi and Ayame finally broke apart.
"Whoa, just...whoa. That was such a hot kiss." said Yoshi.
"I knew you'd like it. Perhaps if you choose to come back later, I'll give you something even better."
Yoshi's face: (O_O)ll
"Uh hehe, maybe I might have to think about that."
"Having sex with Shizune in the hospital was awkward enough, but having sex with Ayame in a restaurant would be even more awkward than that." thought Yoshi.
Later after finishing their meals, Yoshi and Naruto took off on their way to the gate, but not without taking the gifts that Ino had given to Yoshi earlier. However, seeing how long it was gonna take for him to make it, and with the sun going down below the horizon, Yoshi came up with an alternative way to get there faster.
"Hey Naruto, don't take this personally. But you're gonna have to meet me at the gate." Yoshi told him.
"Why?"
"Because I'm gonna use the Teleportation Jutsu to make it there more quicker."
"What, you mean you're gonna leave me back here?!" Naruto questioned him.
"Relax, you'll be fine buddy. I'll be there waiting for you, I promise."
"Are you sure about that?" he asked with skepticism.
"Yes, I'm sure."
After handing his gifts to Naruto, Yoshi formed a Ram hand seal while standing still before suddenly disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving Naruto by himself. Shrugging his shoulders, Naruto just continued on his way.
Meanwhile, Yoshi apparently had made a mistake in the trajectory of his Teleportation Jutsu, judging from the looks of his surroundings. Instead of arriving at the gate, he had accidentally ended up in a compound which belonged to a certain clan.
"What the hell, why I am in the Hyuga Clan compound?" Yoshi wondered in shock.
He quickly took shelter behind one of the buildings that was close by.
"I have got to get out of here. If any of these Hyuga guards manage to spot me,I'm busted. It seems quiet now, so as long as I don't get seen, I'll be okay."
After taking a deep breath, Yoshi began to quietly sneak through the area, relying on his Super Sense to warn him if he got spotted. Yoshi knew all too well about the Hyuga Clan's Byakugan and their Gentle Fist fighting style, but he wasn't too aware of their customs. While he was capable of holding his own against a Hyuga, he was not interested in a fight at this time.
"I think I could cover more ground if I travel across the rooftops."
Stopping halfway, Yoshi leaped high up onto the rooftop of the nearest building. He continued on his way to reach the gate, making sure to avoid attracting any attention from the Hyuga guards.
"So far so good, everything will be fine just as long as I-"
He suddenly heard a small creaking sound underneath his feet, which made him stop short in his tracks.
"Whoa, that doesn't sound good. If I end up falling into some Hyuga girl's bedroom, I'll never get out alive."
He continued to quietly sneak across the rooftop, keeping himself quiet in order to prevent the guards from hearing or seeing him. But once again, he stopped upon hearing the creaking sound just like a few seconds ago.
"What's up with this roof, is it about to give out or something?" he wondered
But then he just chuckled to himself before moving on further.
"That's preposterous, like I'd actually be crazy enough to believe that. There's no way that the roof would just-"
But his ignorant bragging was abruptly cut short when he, like earlier, tripped over his own feet, again, and fell forward, causing him to crash through the roof, where he found himself landing on a soft, cushy bed which softened his impact. To his utter discomfort, he discovered that he was in what appeared to be someone's bedroom.
"I must be cursed with bad luck or something, because all this falling seems to be getting redundant." he muttered as he sat up.
He was soon alerted by the sound of someone gasping in shock. He slowly turned his head to find himself looking into the white eyes of a certain Hyuga girl that he knows. It turns out that the room actually belonged to none other than Hinata Hyuga, whom was startled awake by the noise.
"Oh no." he said.
They both sat there, frozen with shock while their cheeks were red with embarrassment. The source of Yoshi's embarrassment mainly came from the purple nightgown that Hinata was currently wearing, while Hinata's embarrassment came from Yoshi being so up close.
But Yoshi soon got wide eyed when he saw that she was about to scream. Before she could, Yoshi clamped a hand over her mouth.
"Shh, please don't scream, I don't mean any harm. This was all just an accident, I'm not suppose to be here."
Slowly, Yoshi took his hand away from her mouth and climbed off the bed. But he saw that her face still had the same shocked expression.
"I beg of you, please don't scream. I don't wanna get caught, please. I really-"
"I-it's okay, I believe you." she finally spoke.
"You do?"
"Yes. L-like you said, it was an accident."
"Good, because for a minute I thought you were gonna alert the guards, Hinata."
Yoshi quickly covered his mouth after what he just said.
"Oh shoot, I said her name."
"How do you know my name?" she asked.
Yoshi took the time to do some quick thinking. He figured that since he's known Hinata for about a while, he felt that she could be trusted enough to keep his secret. He took a deep breath and let it out before speaking again.
"The reason I already know your name is simple."
"How?"
"Because it's me, Yoshi. You know, the dinosaur who you met years ago."
"Y-yoshi?"
"Yes, it's me."
"What happened to you?"
"Well, that's kind of a long story. The thing is, I got this way because I overused the Transformation Jutsu too much. Naruto warned me not to, but I didn't listen. The main problem is I can't change back to my reptile form because of the overflowing amounts of chakra preventing me from maintaining control over my jutsu. So in order to keep a low profile, I named myself Manachi Ihsoy to avoid being recognized until my problem was solved." he explained.
Hinata remained completely silent as she continued to listen.
"So the fact is because of how I look, women have been lusting after me. I appreciate how much they like me, but they pretty much scare the daylights out of me with their aggressive advances. But that aside, I just want you to promise that you won't tell anyone. Can you do that for me?"
Hinata began to think to herself. It was true that she had known Yoshi for a very long time, but never had she expected to see him like this. However, after hearing about his problem, the least she could do was support him.
"I promise." she said confidently with a nod.
"Really, you mean it?"
"Yes. You're my friend, and like you once said, friends always help each other."
"Oh, you remember what I said years ago?"
Hinata nodded again with a smile.
Without a second thought, Yoshi embraced her in a hug, which took her by surprise.
"Thank you so much Hinata, that means a lot."
"Y-y-you're welcome, Yoshi." she said sheepishly.
Yoshi pulled away from the hug, noticing the Hyuga's blushing face.
"Oh, sorry about that. It's just when I get excited, I tend to hug girls that I'm close to."
"I-i-it's okay."
"Hey, calm down. There's no need to be shy since you know it's me."
Hinata formed a small smile.
"Now then, you think that you can help me get out of here?"
"Well, I suppose-"
Suddenly, there was knock at her bedroom door.
"Hinata, I heard a crashing noise in your room, are you alright?" called a voice from outside the room.
"Oh no, it's Hanabi." she said quietly.
"Darn it."
"If Hanabi sees me, I'm so dead if she tells her father. And knowing how strict Hiashi is, he'll kill me in seconds."
"Quick, you have to hide." Hinata told him.
"Where I'm suppose to hide in here?"
"Uh, get in the bed." she said quickly.
Yoshi's face: (o_o)ll
"Rephrase that, please."
"Sorry, I meant get under the covers."
"What about hiding under the bed or in the bathroom?"
Hanabi knocked on the door again.
"There's no time, get under the covers, now."
"*gulp*Okay, but you still should have suggested the bathroom."
Despite his hesitation, Yoshi agreed and quickly climbed in the bed, sliding all the way under the covers until he was out of sight.
"Come in Hanabi." Hinata called.
Hinata's door was pushed open, followed by a young 12 year old girl who came walking into the room, dressed in a white nightgown. It was Hinata's younger sister, Hanabi Hyuga.
"Hanabi, what are you doing up?"
"I came here to see if you were alright after I heard something-"
She stopped her sentence upon seeing the hole.
"Why is there a hole in your ceiling?" she asked.
Hinata tried the best she could to think of an excuse. If she told her what really happened, then she'd wind up getting Yoshi in trouble.
Meanwhile under the covers, Yoshi was lying there as still as a statue. His face was as red as a fresh tomato or apple, stemming from the fact that he was in bed with Hinata, and also because he had a full view of her well developed, feminine physique.
"Come on Hinata, hurry up. I can't stay under here forever." thought Yoshi.
"Uh, I was training in my bedroom and I accidentally misdirected one of my attacks and blew a hole in the ceiling." Hinata lied.
"Worst lie ever. Hinata Hyuga, beautiful young lady, horrible liar."
"But father doesn't allow us to train in our rooms at this hour." Hanabi reminded her.
"Oh, I guess I forgot then."
Hanabi started to get suspicious.
"Is there someone else in here?" she asked with a serious tone.
"No." she lied again.
"Get her out of here Hinata, I'm starting to get hot under these covers."
True to thought, Yoshi was beginning to feel a small bit of sweat on his forehead. Yoshi hated having to hide like this, but it was the only way he could avoid getting caught. But it wouldn't be long before the 12 year old Hyuga girl had caught on.
"I know that someone's here, sister." she pointed out.
"W-what do you mean?" asked a surprised Hinata.
"I'm detecting someone else's chakra in the room."
Hinata suddenly became desperate.
"But, but there's really no one here." she said in an attempt to maintain Yoshi's cover.
But of course, Hanabi wasn't buying it.
"Yes there is. It's Naruto, isn't it?"
"N-n-no, Naruto-kun is not here."
"Well if you won't tell me who it is, then I'll find out for myself!"
Leaping into the air, Hanabi flipped forward and landed a dropkick on Yoshi under the covers, hitting him square between the legs.
Yoshi's face: (O_O)
Yoshi rose up from under the covers, biting his lip while clutching at his midsection tightly due to the pain from Hanabi's attack.
"Oh god, not again." he said with a high pitched tone.
It was during this time that Hanabi had gotten a good look at him, the seriousness on her face immediately fading into surprise and curiosity. Despite being a preteen, she couldn't help but feel a warm and cushy feeling in her heart. Whether if it was Yoshi's handsome looking face, his dazzling eyes or perhaps his perfect build that made her feel attracted to the transformed dino whom was looking her straight in the eye. A small smile formed on her face as she reached a hand forward and rubbed it on his left cheek.
"You're so...so...cute, and so...adorable." she spoke softly.
"Excuse me?"
"I don't believe what I'm seeing. Hanabi's trying to hit on me."
"Your eyes, they're so...beautiful."
"Awwwwkward." he muttered.
But he soon got confused when she cupped his face in her hands.
"What are you doing?" he questioned her.
Failing to anticipate her next move, Yoshi was given the shock of a lifetime when she started to lean in, with her lips aiming straight for his. Yoshi was about to be kissed by a young girl. But he stopped her short by placing a finger to her lips.
"Whoa there, not so fast. Hiding under the covers was crazy enough, but being hit on and kissed by a preteen at the same time is even crazier. Listen here, I don't want to cause any trouble, I just need to get out of here safe and sound without being caught."
After taking her hands away from his face, Hanabi moved Yoshi's finger from her lips and held onto his hand with both of her own before letting out a giggle, which rather surprised her older sister.
"I can lead you to the exit."
"Really, that's great to kn-"
"Ah ah ah, but first I still want that kiss."
"What?"
"Either I get a kiss, or I'll call for father."
"You wouldn't dare." Yoshi countered.
"Oh wouldn't I?"
"H-hanabi, don't!" Hinata objected.
Hanabi was just about to do so until Yoshi placed his hands on her shoulders to keep her attention.
"Alright alright, you win. I'm not looking to get killed here, you know."
"So do I get my kiss?"
Yoshi rolled his eyes.
"Yes you get your-
Yoshi was immediately silenced by Hanabi's lips pressing onto his in a kiss, followed by her arms wrapping tightly around his neck and the back of his head. She even went on to coil her legs around his waist, all the while deepening the kiss further.
Yoshi's face: (O.O)
But after a while, Hanabi broke the kiss.
"Thank you for my first kiss." she said with a smile.
"You're welcome, I guess. But for the record, you really didn't need to use your tongue." said an uneasy Yoshi.
"I wanted to, you have a tasty mouth."
"I just got passionately kissed by a preteen, a PRETEEN. This is gonna haunt me for who knows how long!"
Taking him by the hand, Hanabi led him out of the room and down the hall.
"I really appreciate that you're helping me Hanabi. But I think you may have went overboard by threatening to tell your father about me."
"I had no intention of telling father."
Yoshi's face: (-_-)ll
"Don't tell me, you made it up just to get a kiss?" he asked with annoyance.
Hanabi didn't give him a direct answer, but her giggles clearly stated the obvious.
"This is one devious little girl."
By the time they were outside the building, Hanabi proceeded to escort Yoshi to the main entrance of the compound. For Yoshi, however, getting there wasn't as easy as he thought, on account of the few guards who were watching him, one of which who tried to apprehend him, only to be prevented by Hanabi, who told the guard that Yoshi was a friend of hers. In addition, Yoshi's appearance drew on looks of interest from some of the local Hyuga females who watched him through their windows, both teenagers and older women, notably single mothers.
"Great, by the time I leave, all the women in Konoha will be daydreaming about me."
About thirty minutes later, they finally arrived at the exit.
"Thank you for helping me Hanabi. For a tricky preteen, you are quite a nice girl."
"You're welcome." she said with a gentle smile.
He then kneeled down until he was face to face with her.
"Also, I think it's really cute that you like me. But as you can see, I'm far beyond your age. So, we just aren't meant to-"
She silenced him with yet another kiss before pulling away and giggling.
"I know I'm too young for you. But I'll never stop liking you, so I can just wait."
"Um...okay, I suppose that's fine."
Bidding farewell to her, Yoshi went rushing off through the village to meet up with Naruto. Hanabi watched him as he left.
"He's sooooooooo gorgeous." she thought.
It wasn't long before he soon made it to the village exit, where Naruto was waiting for him.
"I thought you said you'd be here when I showed up." said an impatient Naruto.
"Relax, okay. I just wound up in the Hyuga compound by accident when I used the Teleportation Jutsu."
"What happened there?"
"Trust me, you don't wanna know it. By the way, what did you with those gifts that Ino gave me?"
"Some crazy kids took them while I was on my way here."
Yoshi's face: (0_0)
"How could you lose them like that?!" he asked angrily.
"Hey don't get mad at me, it's your fault for giving them to me in the first place!" Naruto argued.
Without another word, Yoshi shook his head and took off through the exit, with Naruto following shortly after.
"It's gonna be a long way on foot, so I'll have to make this trip more faster."
Once again utilizing his Summoning Jutsu, Yoshi was able to summon a Pteranodon which was big enough for him and Naruto to ride on. Once they were on it's back, the Pteranodon took off into the sky, flying away from the village.
"What a hectic day this has been." Yoshi said.
"Duh, no kidding." said Naruto while rolling his eyes.
Later on in Anime Town...
"*Sigh*This bites, that's the last time I go to a 24 hour nightclub looking for a man." said a frustrated Nami as she went walking down the sidewalk.
Nami was a beautiful, 20 year old, youthful looking young woman with long, waist length orange hair and brown eyes. She was most known for being a member of a pirate crew known by many as the Straw Hat Pirates, serving as the crew's main navigator. But since they're wasn't much for them to do nowadays, Nami decided on having some free time to herself by going out on the town.
"I just wish for once that I could meet a hot, handsome man. Someone I can spend time with, someone like-"
She stopped herself halfway upon catching sight of Yoshi and Naruto walking down the sidewalk in the same direction as her. An amorous smile formed across her lips the minute she laid eyes upon Yoshi, looking him over from top to bottom, with her attention mostly focused on his hindquarters.
"Ooh, he looks super hot, with a cute ass to match."
She sped up her walking pace as she rushed to catch up with him.
"Yoo hoo, wait up handsome!" she called while waving to him.
Yoshi stopped in his tracks and turned around to see Nami approaching him. He couldn't resist the urge to blush the minute he found himself face to face with her.
"Hi there cutie, my name is Nami." she greeted.
"Uh, h-h-hi." he replied shakily.
"What's wrong, am I too pretty for you?" she teased.
"Nothing's wrong, I'm perfectly fine."
"So what's your name?"
"M-m-manachi Ihsoy."
"Oh, what a cute name for a handsome guy."
"Thanks."
"Never thought I'd run into Nami. But she seems like the kind of woman who wouldn't try to seduce me, or would she?" thought Yoshi.
To Be Continued
Well folks, Chapter 4 is finally up and running.
Sorry for the extremely long delay, I had so much stuff going on in my personal life that I couldn't focus on this one chapter.
Well anyway, things are just continuing to get crazier and more awkward for Yoshi. He left the hospital right after his little sexual encounter with Shizune in the previous chapter. He had a run-in with Rock Lee who challenged him for Sakura's love, only for Yoshi to knock him out with one punch. Sakura took this as a sign of Yoshi feeling the same way about her and kissed him in front of everybody, including Naruto. Ino shows up and gives him flowers and candy, then she and Sakura get into another argument.
Yoshi and Naruto head off to the Hokage's Office, where Tsunade nearly strangles Yoshi to death after Shizune accidentally told her about how she and Yoshi had made love. Yoshi threw Naruto out the window to keep him from blurting out what happened in Shukuba Town between him and Anko.
I'm pretty sure you'll know everything else that happens when you read the chapter. By the way, the part with Hinata and Hanabi was just a one time thing, as in a minor scene.
Anyway, later everybody.