Authors POV:

After everyone had crammed into the great hall the two schools performed, I say two because obviously Makarov refused to let Fairy Tail perform due to their tendency to destory buildings. All of the 'schools' took a seat at different Hogwarts house tables. Unsurprisingly, our favourite team took a seat at Gryffindor. (Wow. Didn't see that one coming.)

Natsu's POV:

"Excuse me, may we take a seat at your table?" Erza asked a pale ginger kid with her fake nice act, of course it's fake because Erza's CRAZY SCARY!

"Yeah, sure..." The ginger kid replied as Erza sat down beside him. I took a seat beside some funny looking ginger twins, Ice Princess (Gray, if you didn't know) sat across from me, with Juvia being all creepy/stalker beside him and Lisanna beside me. Gajeel, and Levy sat next to eachother with Luce beside her and a kid with circle glasses and weird scar beside Gajeel. 'Reminds me of Laxus.' I thought as I saw that it was in the shape of a lightning bolt.

Hermione's POV:

"KYAAAAAAAAAA! W-where are your clothes!" I screamed at a black haired guy, whilst a blush was on my face.

"WHAT THE HECK!" The naked guy shouted at himself more than anyone else. I noticed that as he was putting them back on (from where ever he lost them... I don't know where they were. MAGIC!) no one from that Fairy Tail Acadamy was freaking out. 'I guess this must be a regular thing, but I hope it doesn't happen much, I won't be able to get used to weird stripper being here.' I thought.

Author's POV:

Our Fairy's introduced themselves, as did our favourite Gryfinndors. Dumbledore concluded his speech with an odd choice of words- "Snorkle Fin Bog Water." (If anyone understands that reference, I will love you forever. But if you don't know, I'll say what is in chapter 4.) Unsure of what that meant caused Gray and Natsu to brawl, and with Erza there fighting is NEVER a good idea. Two head bashings later, everyone learned that you don't make the 'nice' Erza mad.

Wow. That was short. OKAY! Sorry for the wait, I hope that's enough to satisfy you... ^_^ Remember, if I made any mistakes let me know and I will correct them and give you credit. Sorry it's seems like the first few chapters will just be fillers... UGHHH I know, I hate fillers too, but if you don't write them then the story doesn't make sense. This would have been posted sooner, but my internet has been down. I have decided that I while my internet is down, or when ever I have the tiniest bit of free time I will write as mush as I can. Hope you liked it, R&R, follow, and favourite, and give me ideas and maybe I'll use one. I'm out bros!

*I'm going to put something I think is funny at the end of each chapter, so if you don't like the chapter at least I'll be able to make you laugh*

You said "long story short" 10 seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up.

*I'm feeling guilty, take another.*

~At a restaurant~

Waitor/Waitress: "Would you like a table?"

Me: "No. Not at all. I came her to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please."