A/N Man, I have been neglecting FanFiction! Well I'm ready to update now:) I hope you guys enjoy this, I really want some reviews! :) ummm… the last chapter didn't happen. I'll keep it on as, like, an alternate ending, but really it has no place in this little comedy fic!
"Zuko, how does this smell?" Aang sprayed a mist of liquid at Zuko as he entered the room. Zuko threw his arms in front of him, to shield the vapor.
"What's that stuff, Febreze?" Zuko began to fan the air away from him.
"No, it's perfume!" Sokka explained.
"We're giving it to Katara, for her birthday!" Aang squeaked happily. "Her party isn't until tomorrow, but I figured we should spray some around the house before she arrives, you know, give her a little taste of what's coming," Aang blissfully provided a few more generous squirts around the room.
"Whatever," Zuko began to leave.
"Wait a sec.' " Aang stopped him. "You wanna' help us with her party? It's gonna' be a big surprise party!"
"That's okay, I have a lot to do. I'll come though," Zuko replied.
"If you come you have to bring a present!" Sokka had a cocky smile on his face. "Maybe a…. wedding ring!" He mocked.
"What?" Zuko had been completely oblivious to Katara's crush.
Aang coughed, suspiciously. "Umm, Sokka didn't mean anything by that, now did you, Sokka?"
"Nah, I'm just playing with you!" Sokka beat Zuko's back. Zuko flailed forward from the hit.
"Look, I have to go, have a nice- umm, party," Zuko said, awkwardly.
"Great going, Sokka! Now he totally knows!" Aang scolded.
"Oh, please. Zuko too Fire Nationy to figure something like that out!" Sokka exclaimed, proud of his Water Tribe heritage.
"What does Zuko being Fire Nation have anything to do with this?" Aang asked, slightly annoyed with the warrior.
"Well, all the Fire Nation is good for is fighting, maybe they've got us with that, but everyone knows that when it comes to girls they're totally pre-war," Sokka shook his head as if to assure it was true.
"Really?" Aang asked, wide-eyed.
"Oh yeah! There's no beating a nice strong water triber when it comes to the babes!" Sokka stated proudly.
"And air benders, right?" Aang asked hopefully.
"Sure, just maybe not as good as a water tribe guy…" Sokka drew out the words, as if to let Aang down easily.
A/N Sooo short!!!! I'm sorry people, I can't think of anything else… Next chapter is the party. If you guys have any ideas IM me, because I get bored on AIM sometimes! So, if any one has AIM my screen name is pimpedowtpoodle. Or, you could Email me, but that's less cool. REVIEW:)