"3...2...1...aaand were live!" The Camera man yelled. The Camera turned on as Ballyhoo, the host, picked his nose.
"Uhhhhh Ballyhoo? What are you doing?" Bigtop said.
"I have this GIGANTIC booger up my nose and I got to get it out! Got to look good for the camera!"
"But, the camera's rolling right now..." Bigtop explained as Ballyhoo looked at the Camera slowly, realizing the fact that he was picking his nose on live TV.
The Strange Man sniffed his nose and faced the Camera, "Hehe, Uhmm...WELCOME TO SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MANSION! I'm your nicely dressed non-booger picker host, MC Ballyhoo, alongside my infamous top hat, Bigtop!"
"Sup."
"This is a new Gameshow where 20 unlikely guest will come live in the Magical Smash Mansion!"
"Magical?!" Bigtop asked in confusion.
"No, not really" Ballyhoo whispered to his hat, "It's just to make people be interested!" Ballyhoo looked back at the camera, "Anyway, these 20, I like to call Smashers, will be competing against each other for 1 MILLION dollars! But they can't do that without you, the readers, you guys will be the directors of the show! You will choose who stays and who leaves every episode, and you will make the challenges!"
"Fancy, huh?" Bigtop smirked.
"So, lets not wait any longer! Because it's time to announce the 20 Smashers who will compete! You have placed your votes on who you want in the game, so, lets begin shall we?!" Lets start off with the "One-offs" you people like to call them. These people are the only ones to represent there series, so lets begin! From the Heavens above, Pit!"
The Angel walked onto the screen, "Hey Everyone! Shoutout to Mrs. Palutena and My homeboys!"
"Do you really call them your homeboys?" Ballyhoo asked.
"No, but that's what people say online now" Pit answered.
"So, Kid Icarus-"
"I go by Pit now..."
"Oh thank GOD, I thought you would keep on saying "Icarus" At the ending of your sentences" Ballyhoo quoted Icarus.
"I'm glad to, that's behind meicarus" Ballyhoo gasped, "Just kidding!" Pit said, causing Ballyhoo to calm down a bit and laugh.
"This guy, this guy right here! Alright you can head inside the Mansion now" Ballyhoo sprung his thumb up behind him so show the Mansion in the background. The Angel walked away as The Host looked back at the camera, "Alright, next up, from Starfox, it Wolf!" Just then, a beefed up Wolf came onto the screen.
"I would like to, what would you say, fix your mistake" Wolf smirked. His foice was deep and low, but full of sarcasm, "It's not Starfox anymore, it's Starwolf!"
"It doesn't have a nice ring to it" Bigtop clarified. Wolf started growling at the Top hat when Ballyhoo slowly stepped backwards, laughing nervously, "Ok, the Mansion is right over their, make yourself at home!" The Space driver walked away. "Isn't he something?! But anyway, let's keep this train going! Next up, from Mother 3, Lucas!" A Little boy with a shirt with red-stripes and a fancy blonde hairdo came onto the screen, looking nervous.
"HELLO!" MC Ballyhoo stuck out his hand at the boy, scaring him, "What? You got the Jitters?"
"N-no, I'm just not use to being on T-T-Television" Lucas looked like his had to go to the bathroom with his legs shaking so much.
"Don't worry kid, just imagine the world of TV like this..." The Host got up beside Lucas and put his arm around him, "Imagine, Millions and Millions of people are watching your every word, every move, and every moment you have on this show, and-" Like that, the little kid ran off the screen, screaming away into the Mansion, "Dang, and I wasn't done with my speech. Next up, from The Islands off of Nintendoland, please welcome Yoshi!" MC Ballyhoo said as the Green Dinosaur came onto the screen.
"Hi creepy host, hi hat that can talk! Where am I again?" Yoshi said as he looked around confusedly.
"You're on Super Smash Brothers Mansion" Bigtop answered him.
"Never heard of it"
"That's because my top hat didn't say it right, it's...SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MANSION!"
"Never heard of i- WOAH IS THAT A MANSION!" Yoshi pointed at the obvious house that was a Mansion, "Can I go check it out!?" Ballyhoo nodded his head as the dinosaur ran over to the house.
"forgetful guy, huh? But, onto our next Smasher, who is Kirby!" The Puffball came onto screen, waving at the camera, "So, Kirby, why do you want 1 MILLION dollars!?" Ballyhoo put emphasis on Million.
"To buy food to eat!"
"Well we do have a kitchen in the Mansion, but you might have to hurry because there is a Dinosaur in there who is pretty known for eating thi-" Ballyhoo was interrupted by Kirby's outburst.
"WHAT?! THAT BOY BETTER HOPE HE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE SNACKS WHEN I GET IN THERE!" Kirby yelled running to the Mansion.
"...is that Drama?" Ballyhoo said confusedly. Alright, back on task, our last One-off is a character who was so small he could have never competed, but thanks to our Scientist-"
"Jennie" Bigtop blurred out.
"SHHH she doesn't like to be called that!" Ballyhoo whispered, "Thanks to our SCIENTISTS, no Jennie, they made a Growinator to-"
"Hold up...Growinator?! That's THE dumbest name EVER!" Bigtop blurred out laughing.
"Ugh...Captain Olimar" Ballyhoo said unamused since Bigtop kept on interrupting his promo for the astronaut, who came onto the Screen with two pikmin, "So, Mr. Dolphin-"
"DOLPHIN?! DOLPHIN?!" Bigtop blurred out laughing even more, falling off the host's head revealing his tiny three strings of hair, "THAT IS THE...MOST HALARIOUS NAME...I HAVE EVER HEARD!" The Hat was now on the grass rolling around laughing. Ballyhoo picked up the hat and threw him out of the picture in anger.
"So, Mr. Dolphin, as you know, whatever the Pikmin do is on you" Ballyhoo finally said.
"Why should that matter? They're pretty behaved"
"So you behaved them to attack Camera Mans?" Ballyhoo said, pointing at the Camera, which was shaking as the Man holding was being attacked by the two Pikmin. Olimar blurred out his whistle and called the Pikmins up to his side.
"Won't never happen again Mr. Ballyhoo." Olimar said as he and the Pikmin trailed off to the Mansion.
"I Bet it won't" Ballyhoo whispered to himself sarcastically. Just then, Bigtop flew up to the Host head and planted himself on top with his tiny propeller.
"hehehe...ooooh man that was funny! I'm ok now though" The Top hat told his Master.
"Behave yourself now! Next up is Series characters. Now these characters will be from the same series and will come out at the same time, so let's begin from the game Fire Emblem, please welcome Ike and Marth!" Ike walked on to the screen normally.
"Uhh, Camera Man, over here!" A voice came from offscreen could be heard. The Camera turned to the right, revealing Marth. The Camera zoomed in on him as he smiled, showing off his shiny teeth. A Whistle could be heard, which was actually Bigtop.
"What? I thought it would fit in well!"
"God Dang it Marth, you always do this ever since you learned the ladies liked you!" Ike blurred out.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you because of my hair" Marth said. He then swissed his air in slow motion as the Camera zoomed in on him, "Say that again?"
"Ugh" Ike grunted as he walked to the Mansion. but the other Warrior didn't move.
"So, Ballyboop is it, has their been any ladies yet? I don't want to go into the Mansion not looking my finest" Marth asked the host.
"Well, no actually, their has only been a Wolf, a Little Kid, a Dinosaur, a Fat Puffball, an Astronaut, and an Angel"
"Is the Angel a girl?"
"No. It's a boy..."
"What?! Why would you choose a Angel BOY instead of picking a hot teenage Angel girl?! I mean, it's common sense! No Matter, I will stand out here with you until one does come along" Marth answered back as he moved behind Ballyhoo.
"Really? O-Ok then, uhhh, next up is a couple of Pokemon that takes up 1/4 of the Smashers. Yep, some Math for ya FACE! Please welcome, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Lucario, and Mewtwo!"
"YAY! GRASS!" Pichu yelled as she jumped on the Grass underneath her. She rolled around in it as the Pikachu and Jigglypuff came.
"Girl, you gonna be your fur dirty if you mess with all that grass!" Jigglypuff declared snapping her fingers.
"Sorry, I just love Grass! WOOHOO!" Pichu yelled as she threw grass in the air like confetti, until she gasped, "Oh my goodness, A HOUSE, I must investigate!" Pichu said as she ran to the Mansion happily with Jigglypuff following Her.
"...Are you related to her?" Bigtop asked the Pikachu.
"Never met her" Pikachu answered back as he headed toward the Building. Behind them was Lucario and Mewtwo.
"Seriously, what makes you so special?!" Mewtwo asked Lucario. Mewtwo was trying to figure out why he was replaced.
"Because you're old and no one knows who you are" Lucario answered back. Mewtwo growled at the Dog as they left to the Mansion.
"Alright, an interesting set of characters. Next up is the Smashers from the Legend of Zelda series, Link, Toon Link, and Zelda!" MC Ballyhoo explained as The three came up on-screen. Marth darted at Zelda.
"Why, hello their miss" Marth said smoothly to Zelda as he grabbed her hand and kissed it. Zelda giggled until Link came out of nowhere and slammed his shield right on Marths head, knocking him out.
"SHES MINE! oh, uhmmm, I mean uhh, He could have had a knife or something toooo, uhmm, cut your hand off" Link tried to explain. Zelda walked off annoyed by his actions. Link had a crush on Zelda but never had to chance to tell her, the only reason he's here is to protect her from harm.
"Maybe next time my man" Toon Link patted Link's slouched back and walked off to the Mansion.
"hmm, Interesting..." Ballyhoo thought, "But anyway, onto our last group! They're from the most famous Nintendo franchise ever! Please welcome from, the state of Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and Rosalina!"
As soon as Marth saw Rosalina, he slithered up from the ground in front of her and grabbed her hand, scaring her, "Why Hello there" Marth started, "That's weird, I thought their was only one angel in this gameshow" Rosalina laughed at Marth's flirting, "Wait, do you have a crazy phycho boyfriend like that other girl?!"
"Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm single" Rosalina responded. She walked to the Mansion with Marth behind her.
"Stupid Teenagers" Bowser came onto the screen, "a man like me would have just forced her to go onto a date!"
"You mean kidnapping her to get a date?! Also, you're a Koopa, not a man..." Luigi then started choking out from Bowser's hands.
"I WILL BE MORE OF A MAN THEN YOU WILL EVER BE!"
"Calm down Mr. Turtledoo, save it for the Mansion" Bigtop said as Bowser carried Luigi by the throat to the Mansion. Mario came onto the screen.
"Hmmm, something's different about you Mario, but I can't put my finger on it..." Ballyhoo tried to figure out what was wrong with Mario, like why did he have the spiky blue hair? Ballyhoo then blurted out, "Did you save your Moustache?"
"Oh, uhmm, yep. Got allergic" Sonic said doing his worst Italian impression, "I will be on my way now, YAHEE, WOOHOO, BLEP BLOP BOOP" Sonic jumped up and down to the Mansion making fun of Mario, which turned into a robot.
"Well, what an interesting Cast, huh?" Ballyhoo stared at the Camera, "How will they interact with eachother in the Mansion? Who will get crushes and who will be crushed in the competition? Find out next time on...SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MANSION!"
"Now that has a nice ring to it" Bigtop smirked
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