"You've got to be kidding me." Ryoka muttered to his brothers as he took in the groups of people surrounding them as they walked along the hallway towards their respective building for the coming physical exam. "All of this just for physicals? Couldn't we just get taken out in small groups over the day instead of all at once?"

Ryuuji shrugged, blowing bangs out from behind his glasses before crossing his arms behind his head and glancing over to Renji, who was contentedly rubbing Elizabeth's head with a couple of fingers and completely ignoring the conversations around them. "Hey, Renji. What do you think about all this?"

Renji barely looked up as he let out a sigh and gave his attention fully to Ryuuji. "Honestly?" he asked, tilting his head as the small group of girls walking near them squealed over something.

"Yeah." Ryoka piped up, tilting his head to one side. His fringe temporarily covered one of his mismatched eyes, and behind him, a several other girls squealed.

"Meh. I was sent off to that other private school before. This is nothing."

"Y'know, suddenly I'm a little curious to find out what exactly went on at the last school you went to, Renji." Ryuuji deadpanned, Ryoka nodding in agreement next to him.

"Hey. It wasn't as bad as that one elementary school we went to with Madam Bonise, if that's what you're looking for in terms of answers." Renji replied calmly. "Besides, it's nothing."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro." Ryuuji shook his head.

-;-

"Welcome, students."

"…..Okay, I take it back. This is much worse than the other private school." Renji nodded as the two rows of doctors greeted the large group of students that had just entered the large room. "Actually, Madam Bonise."

"I think this tops it." Ryuuji agreed, looking over his glasses at all of the people.

"Definitely tops it." Ryoka corrected.

"Kizuko brothers? Come with me. I'll be your nurse for this afternoon." A younger looking woman came up to them, uniform neatly pressed and smile firmly planted on her face. At seeing Elizabeth, there was a waver to the expression, but other than that, the smile stayed. Renji smiled mildly at the poor girl before beginning to follow her, Ryoka and Ryuji close behind.

"Why are Honey and Mori dressed as doctors?" they heard as they passed by a suspicious pair of doctors in white coats. The fact that they were surrounded by women and looking out of place only meant that they had to be the hosts that the trio had met sometime the previous week.

"Hoo boy." Ryuuji whistled as the woman came to a stop right across the row from the redheaded twins from the Host Club. Both were in the process of undoing their shirts and pulling them off to reveal rather toned chests and slim waists, almost feminine in stature. "Renji, I want them for Christmas."

"With or without a big red bow?" the tallest triplet asked with a small, knowing smirk crossing his features. However, his gaze was also eying up the pair, and for the moment it seemed that Ryoka was the only sane one among them. Rolling his mismatched eyes, the remaining male did as he was directed and began unbuttoning his own shirt so that the nurse could take his chest measurements. Unknown to him, however, there was a decent sized group of girls watching from a distance, and as the shirt came off, hearts burst out of their eyes like fireworks.

Ignoring it and assuming that it was simply something that one of them had said, Ryoka didn't even notice as several of the girls swooned. And of course, that didn't go unnoticed by Kyoya, who jotted something down in his notebook.

"Hey. Morons making goo-goo eyes at the twins. Your turn." Ryoka grumbled as he pulled his shirt back on and easily did up the buttons. "Hurry up, cause I'm starting to get hungry."

"Fine..." Renji sighed, pulling his gaze away from the twins and moving over to the nurse, who uneasily took a step back. Narrowing his eyes slightly at the response he was receiving for Elizabeth, the blond haired male took a step back and gently unwound the python from his neck before pecking her on top of the head and tossing her over his shoulder at the curtain a couple of units down.

The unfortunate Tamaki, who was just pulling back the curtain in his 'Haruhi' disguise, only had a moment of sudden panic before the python landed smack dab in the middle of his face.

"AAHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! SOMEONE HELP ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME! MAMAAAAAA!" Tamaki shrieked, frantically hopping around as Elizabeth curled around his shoulders in a similar manner that she did to Renji. "HEEEEELLLPPPPPPP!"

The twins, who were looking on in wide eyed shock, quickly dissolved into hysterics, leaning onto one another for support as they heaved for breath. Hikaru's eyes were watering heavily, while Kaoru was simply turning a rather interesting shade of red in the face as he attempted to suck air into his oxygen deprived lungs.

Kyoya, standing nearby at the back of the crowd, was smirking, his hand pushing his glasses further up his nose as he watched the frantic Tamaki screaming for him to help.

Honey and Mori….well….Honey was giggling and clinging onto Usa-chan, while Mori was as per usual blank faced. Although there could be the smallest glimmer of something that could be amusement in his dark eyes as he approached to help the Host Club King.

Renji, on the other hand, was grinning cheekily as he calmly undid his shirt for the nurse, Ryuuji busy laughing away at the situation as well. It wasn't that much of a surprise that Elizabeth had landed on that fool. He just had something of a sixth sense, if it could be called that. He had a feeling that nothing would happen to Elizabeth if he threw her in that direction, and nothing happened. To her, anyway. The same could not be said for the shrieking blond who was barely able to hold still for the tall and dark haired host who was gently pulling her off of the male.

Humming a merry tune to himself, Renji held out his arms as instructed, and a moment later was given the clear to pull his shirt back on and clean himself up. In fact, it was so well timed that by the time that Mori and Honey approached, he was already holding out his hand for Elizabeth to slither on to.

"Why thank you." He said mildly as the python moved up to rest on his shoulders again. "I was wondering where Elizabeth got off to."

"Eliza…beth?" Honey asked, eyes wide as he tilted his head to one side. A moment later, he brightened, and flowers bounced around his head. "That's so cool~! Takashi, I want one!"

Mori made a noncommittal grunt and gave Renji a look that clearly stated that he knew that it had been purposeful and that he hadn't just lost the snake. There was still that odd glimmer that could have been amusement though, so it was hard to tell if he was being serious about it or not. A moment later, however, and it was hidden as Mori turned and moved back towards the group of hosts further off.

"Renji, have I ever told you how much I love you?" Ryuuji finally panted, leaning on his brother's shoulder and wiping away a couple of tears. "Because Holy Sugarnuts, I love you."

"I know." Renji smirked, patting his shorter triplet on the head, only to be swatted away a moment later as Ryuuji protested about being treated as such in a public place.

Of course, being in a public place definitely had the advantage being given to a certain dark haired host, who looked over his glasses at the trio before jotting something down in his notebook and following the remainder of the hosts out of the room.

-;-

After all was said and done during the entire incident with Yabu the Quack Doctor, Haruhi was completely oblivious to the conversation that was going on next door to the Special Boys Clinic as Kyoya shared his thoughts on the Kizuko triplets to the Host Club.

"The Host Club could seriously benefit from the profits that those three could bring in should we convince them to join."

"THOSE SCOUNDRELS!? NEVER!" Tamaki yowled, recoiling as though he'd been burned.

"I don't know, Boss. Sempai's got a point." Hikaru and Kaoru shrugged.

"I like Lizzie-chan." Honey chipped in, flowers bobbing around him as per usual as he cranked up the infamous Honey charm that usually got him anything he wanted from Tamaki. However, it didn't seem to be working this time, as the blond male shuddered and made a break for the nearest corner to vent his woes to himself.

"Lizzie-chan?" Kaoru raised a brow at Honey, who grinned back brightly.

"Ren-chan's snake~!" the cheery third year replied. "She's really pretty. I think Takashi should get me one~!"

"How about no, Honey-sempai." Hikaru deadpanned. "After all- wait. What am I saying? If it makes Boss have that kind of reaction again, I'm all for it."

Kyoya sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. How he managed to put up with all of this people was something that continued to elude him at times like these. They had once again strayed off of the original path of thought that he had even brought up.

"Ahem." He cleared his throat.

As expected, everyone in the room instinctually stiffened; something that had come from the time spent within his presence, no doubt.

"As I was saying…" Kyoya continued as though nothing had happened in the first place. "From my calculations based on the female population, the Kizuko triplets would at the very least double our funds per month from the events alone."

"Wow. That's actually a lot." Hikaru commented, scratching his chin. "Alright, you've got my vote, Sempai. Kaoru?"

"I agree with Hikaru. It would keep Honey-sempai's digestion of all the sweets in the budget, too." Kaoru crossed his arms, leaning into his twin. "Plus, we'd have someone to relate to, considering that we're not the only set of twins and/or triplets in the Academy anymore."

"Alright then. Honey? Mori?" Kyoya turned his gaze on the odd pair, who both nodded. Honey more than Mori, but that was to be expected given their different personalities. That done, the dark haired male turned his attention to the Host Club King, who was currently attempting to grow mushrooms in the corner of the room while a dark cloud of gloom hovered about him.

"Tamaki, it would seem that you are outnumbered."

"NO! I REFUSE TO LET THOSE ROGUES INTO MY RANKS! WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT SNAKE WIELDING MANIAC WILL DO TO ME IN MY SLEEP!?"

"Talk about coming out of left field." Hikaru commented dryly to Kaoru, who snickered in reply.

Kyoya sighed before narrowing his eyes and looking over his glasses in that classic look of either extreme disapproval or awe inspiring terror. It was a little hard to tell when it was being leveled at you, considering that either way you were running for the hills before he could kill you.

This time was no different. At feeling the dangerous glare being turned onto him, Tamaki immediately let out a wail and bolted for Mori's leg, where he then latched on like a leech and bawled his heart out into the older male's pant leg.

It wasn't much, but it was a victory.

"Alright then, now that that's settled, it's time to convince them to join the Ouran Academy Host Club."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"