Turbo's P.O.V

It's been over a week since this girl, Jay or whatever, spotted me in the forest. She hasn't left me alone since. Everyday she comes to my makeshift home and bothers me with questions.

Lately, I've been training her. Training her to glitch in that certain way to change my avatar. So far she can only do strange mixes of them, which is pretty damn annoying.

"Caaaaandyyyy!" She sings out, running into the glitch-riddled wall. "Guess what I brouuuuugght!"

"Your annoying, malware-riddled code?" I reply sourly, watching her glitch wildly all over the place. Red, blue and green binary merge randomly with her.

"Hey, you have one too." Jay points out, seemingly use to my insults. "But I brought something else!"

I sigh, "What is it, idiot?"

"Guess!"

"..."

"C'mon, guess!"

"I don't want to." I shake my head, sitting up slowly.

She puffs up her cheeks and reveals two items from behind her back. She sets it on a smooth chocolate fudge rock and gestures to it.

"I brought pie and root beer!" Jay-G announces proudly. "And I didn't totally glitchify it!"

I eye the jug of root beer and the pie suspiciously, "Who made it?"

"Felix gave it too me! He has a whole bunch, I mean, he gets one every time he fixes that building." She explains. "The root beer came from Tappers."

I stand and cross the cave, squatting down in front of the make-shift table. I take a small piece of pie and taste it. I lean on my hands and glance at Jay-G.

"First off, you did glitchify this food." I point out. "The pie tastes like root beer. I'm going to assume that drink tastes like pie."

"Damn." She frowns, looking a bit disappointed.

I continue to eat pieces of the pie in the rare silence when she's around. I considered taking a sip of the 'root beer', but decide against it when Jay takes a look of disgust. I guess liquified raspberry pie doesn't taste very well.

"Hey Candy, how come your not all dressed in... Well, candy?" She asks.

I shrug in reply, not to interested in sharing details of my life.

"How'd you become a glitch? Were you created that way or did someone mess with your code?"

How would she know anything about codes...? I just shrug again.

"And how come you have 3 different avatars? Were you programmed to be some freak of nature?"

I stop in my pie eating to look up to glare at her. She gives me an apologetic grin, mumbling a sorry under her breath. I take a handful of pie and shove it in her face, making sure to smear it all over. I grin with satisfaction as she dances around. She yells at me while trying to rub it out her eyes.

She snatches the pie pan away and walks to the Cola Lava. She stares at the Mentos intently, sticking her tounge out and rubbing more raspberry filling out her eyes.

"Hey, what're you doing?" I stand up.

She throws the pie pan like a frisbee at the Mentos. It knocks down a lot more than expected. I dive out the way, narrowly missing a large splash of the stupid, carbonated drink. Jay then jumps up and grabs the pie pan, using her other hand to hang from the Mentos.

"What are you, part monkey?" I ask as she tosses the pie to safe ground.

"No, but I wa-s-s supposedly raised by them." She laughs, swinging herself onto the unfinished track and walking down.

"I bet you were..."

Jay stands in front of me, surprisingly my same height. She looks me up and down with a blank expression. With one fluid movement, she's got my helmet and runs away. I stare at her, shocked for a moment before she leaves the volcano-with MY helmet.

"You little glitch!" I chase after her.

She dances just outside the entrance, waving my helmet in the air. She blows a raspberry and runs off again, disappearing into the candy cane forest. I hesitate and take a quick look around before following.

"You are so dead!"

Jay-G laughs, placing the helmet on her head and stopping to pose for a split second. She runs faster than I ever thought possible. I pick up the pace and make a grab for her. She was so close, i could almost...

The moment I grab hold of the back of her dress, another big glitch travels into me. She stops running and looks back at me curiously. She curses under her breath. I sigh exasperated at the part-bug body and grab her up in my hand.

"It's not safe to be out here, idiot." I shake her a bit.

"Oh M-m-m-o-o-od, stop shaking me." Jay-G holds her head. "How come its not safe, Cybug?"

I ignore the new name, "Because the candy citizens don't like glitches."

"But Vanellope's a glitch?"

"Yeah, but she rules over them. They have no choice but to make friends with her."

"Oh... Well that sucks. Is that why you don't want me to tell anyone about you?"

"Yes, that's exactly why."

We sneak back to the Cola Mountains, extra cautious as the sound of engines seem to get closer. Jay-G chatters nonstop as we return to the closest thing to safety we(mostly I) have. She kept repeating candy for some reason. Oh wait...

"C-C-C-a-a-and-d-y are y-y-y-you lis-s-s-s-ten-n-n-ing?!" She shrieks.

"Yeah, yeah. Ke-e-ep it down."

"O-O-oh my-Just g-get over here!"

I look down at her from my perch, watching as she flinches back slightly. I smirk, "And who do you think your talking to?"

"I-I-I... Please come over here." She rolls her eyes. Glitch. "Stupid Cybug."

I hop down, landing heavily beside her. She squeaks and scuttles forward. After a few deep breaths she turns to face me with a determined look.

"So as I-I-I-I was saying before, I've been practicing my glitching and-hey! H-H-H-e-ey!"

I poke and prod her, having much more fun with it than I should. It's not everyday I get to be bigger than someone, especially by so much. She smacks my hand and takes a step away. After 5 minutes of this, she seems to finally had enough.

I snatch away and smirk as she tries to bite my finger. She scowls and goes to pout by the lava. I scuttle over and sit by her.

"Okay, I'm done." I assure.

"I don't believe you for some reason," Jay-G rolls her eyes. "But now I don't wanna tell you."

"So after all that whining and moping, you don't want to explain it?"

"That's right."

"..."

"..."

THWACK!

What the hell was that?! She just hit me with a stick! That little-

"THATS ONE BILLION POINTS FOR THE AMAZING JUNGLE GIRL!" She whoops, running up the unfinished track.

Jungle Girl? That's her name? That... That's real creative. I can see why she changed it.

I jump up, revealing my wings and fly after her. She looks like a deer caught in headlights when she realizes this 'talent'.

"Ooh hoo-hoo!" I leer over her. "Run."