At 5.30 In The Morning
Chapter 2: Bela-chan
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: Huzzah!
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: What does that mean mon?
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da! Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkokol.
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: Matthew williams.
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol.
User: Brother? Become one with me, Brother! Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Ve.
User: Italy?! What did you do with Russia?!
Cleverbot: Tag him.
User: You tagged my brother?! DIE!
Cleverbot: No! I don't have a brother.
User: You have disowned Romano then?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: No! I will never disown my Russia-nii!
Cleverbot: But I can make you wish you could.
User: No you cannot! Russia! Brother! Take this man away!
Cleverbot: Yeah, it is?
User: Stoppit!
Cleverbot: No.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: Do you think that ghosts exist?
User: Now you are England, da?
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Become one with Mother Russia!
Cleverbot: Da, become one with mother Russia.
User: Brother wants me to become one with him?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Kesesese.
User: Prussia?! You are not Brother! You will pay for what you did!
Cleverbot: Okay, the awesome me will become one with Russia!
User: No! Only I can become one with Brother!
Cleverbot: Okay, good.
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: How are you Russia?
User: I am not Russia-nii.
Cleverbot: No, brother, you are not.
User: Belarus?
Cleverbot: Do you like Belarus?
User: Yes. I am Belarus, silly fool.
Cleverbot: I am disgusted.
User: WHAT?! BROTHER, KILL THIS INSOLENT FOOL!
Cleverbot: Are you joking about me being disabled?
User: BROTHER, SAVE ME! THIS MAN IS CLEARLY INSANE!
Cleverbot: Take your own advise.
User: RUSSIA-NII!
Cleverbot: No. Jasper.
User: RUSSIA!
Cleverbot: Become one with mother russia, da?
User: Brother, there you are! I was so worried. Those fools will never get in our way again! Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Prussia?
User: Belarus, Brother. Don't you remember your loving sister?
Cleverbot: Kolkolko.
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Kekkon?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Prussia? Or Germany?
Cleverbot: Germany and Prusiia?
User: WHICH ONE IS IT?!
Cleverbot: The one in Jurong.
User: WHERE IS THAT?!
Cleverbot: In my country.
User: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!
Cleverbot: Jupiter.
User: BROTHEER!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am your long lost brother.
User: Nikolai?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Okay. Nottingham.
User: ENGLAND, GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: You go away, this is my house!
User: WHEN DID I GET INTO YOUR HOUSE?!
Cleverbot: I don't know :o.
User: GOODBYE! I AM LEAVING!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To my Russia-nii.
Cleverbot: Which part of russia?
User: All of it!
Cleverbot: That isn't possible!
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: No, it isn't, because you're a robot.
User: DIEEE!
Cleverbot: Have you seen it?
User: Go. Away.
Cleverbot: Ok, where is that?
User: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL.
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkol. I curse you violently for not becoming one.
User: I want to become one with you, Brother, but this THING will not let me!
Cleverbot: Yay! ^J^.
User: Yay! Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: So why do You ask me about it?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Ok. I got it. So, why don't you like elves?
User: Kekkon... Kekkon... Kekkon...
Cleverbot: Okay, fair enough. What do you think of Fooly Cooly?
User: KEKKONKEKKONKEKKON.
Cleverbot: You're making non sense.
User: KEKKONKEKKONKEKKON.
Cleverbot: At least you understand something then.
User: MARRY ME, BROTHER! MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME.
Cleverbot: We are getting married silly!
User: ^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes we are, we are in love.