Chapter 5: Tai Kwan loser part 2
Hey guys and galz, sorry for the delay, brother vs sister problem .Ok before you read this new chapter, I want you to tell what will you do when you are in a car, the doors are locked, keys are broken and a plane will crash on top of the car, answer this you will receive a reward. So here is the new chapter.
Margaret parked her car as she, Eileen, Margaret and Rigby arrived at the dojo. As they were about to get in, two guys spotted them and went straight to them.
"Margaret, Eileen, its good to see you again. Who are these chumps?" One of the guys asked Margaret and Eileen unimpressed of Mordecai and Rigby.
"These no-good losers are Skinny Butt and Short Freak." Eileen said answering the question.
"Eileen, be nice for once...in your life to be precise. Anyway, Mordecai and Rigby meet Sam and Kris, Sam and Kris meet Mordecai and Rigby." Margaret introduced the four to each other.
Sam is a human who has brown eyes and dark hair. He's in love with Margaret and everyone knows it, even Margaret herself. Everyone knows him as 'Flirty Master' because he asked more than one thousand girls in his life, no seriously, his dad thought him the ways of dating girls since the second grade, before that he hated girls, exept for his mother. Kris is a human who has blonde hair and blue eyes. He is a loisy, clumsy, overthinking, active, skillful person who has whiskers on his chicks. People think that he was raised by foxes, but he was being an idiot by thinking that he can survive by going through a forest by going through trees and he received six long last scars.
Sam looked at Margaret, "So Margaret, are you Google because you are everything I'm searching for." Sam said looking latino like.
"Stop it Sam." Margaret commented at his flirty quote, blushing.
Sam took off his shirt, showing off his abs. "Do you rather touch a guy with six whiskers or a guy with six packs?" He posed like a superhero.
Margaret looked at his abs and felt a feeling that she wanted to touch them. "Is it me or you've been working out." Margaret said.
"Enough with the seductive boy, let's get inside." Eileen said.
Once they got inside, Mordecai and Rigby saw four people inside the dojo, two boys and two girls and they looked at the two.
"Let me introduce you to the others, these dudes are Timmy and Rick and these girls are Cat and Liz." Margaret introduced the others to Mordecai and Rigby as they shook their hands, exept for Timmy who just gave them a death stare.
Timmy is a human who has purple eyes and an attractive, curved, black hair. He is a former high school gymnastics winner, a former spelling bee champion and a current martial arts champion. His great great grandfather is Bruce Lee, he possibily was trained by his grandfather. He doesn't like birds because his father and grandfather were killed by a group of birds, but he only likes Margaret, not like-like, just a simple respect.
Rick is a dog who has green eyes and black hair. He likes girls who are mean, also not like-like, but a simple respect. He's Timmy best friend and they way back. Their mothers are best friends and they both delivered Timmy and Rick the same day, but Timmy is older than Rick by 14 seconds. They share secrets together and they even save money to buy two bikes.
Cat is a human with black hair and black eyes. She often pranks Eileen because that's her life. She takes things seriously and strict when it comes to boys and martial arts. Kris likes her and often find excuses to go somewhere she goes. Since she is a prankstar, Kris and her prank Eileen, which ends badly for Kris or should I say... Kris eats the blueberry pie with his eyes instead of his mouth (for those who don't understand, it means Eileen punches Kris and he gets a blue eye).
Liz is a human who has blue eyes and black hair. She is a sweet, calm person who is related to Benson, but if her alter-ego takes over, she doesn't know the meaning of friendship or calm or please don't hurt me! She doesn't have a best friend, well she used to, it was Cat but they broke it because of Timmy's affection. She always challenges Cat to a sparring session, why, both of them want to impress Timmy. She always shows up late with Timmy usually caring something with her, but Cat does the same thing.
"So Margaret, is Mordecai your boyfriend?" Cat said, embarrasing Mordecai and angering Sam.
Margaret rubbed her arm. "Well its a long story but he's my 'new' boyfriend." Margaret said looking at Mordecai, angering Sam even more.
"Well how about you make me believe it." Kris said.
Margaret blushed. "Come on, Peter. You know I do-..." Mordecai pulled Margaret to his chest and kissed her, tired of hiding their arkward relationship.
Before Sam could talk, a door behind them opened. A man in his 50s with a light brown beard, light brown hair and black eyes was revealed wearing a white short, white sweatbands and white hairband. He didn't wear a shirt, revealing his chest hair. "Students, today you will train how to do a head lock and...who are you gentlemen?" The man asked Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai held up his hands, waiting for a handshake. "My name is Mordecai and this is my best bro, Rigby."
"Hello sir" Rigby also held up his hands for a handshake but the sensei had a supsicious look at them.
"Hey I know you two, you both stole the Death punch, Death jump and the Death dump. And you also ruin my job, but you're lucky I opened my own dojo. Why are you here?" The sensei asked the two angrily.
"Sensai right? dude its been a long time. Got fired as a sensei, got fired as a cashier and a chef. Now look at yourself, opening a dojo and becoming a sensei, your life is perfect." Rigby tried to sweet talk Sensai.
Sensai looked at Margaret. "You brought them here I asume?"
"Yes sensei, just for hanging out." Margaret answered Sensai.
"You lucky they I owed them for saving my life." Sensai shook the hands of Mordecai and Rigby. "Ok, forget about the head lock lesson, today we'll do dual matches, including our visitors Mordecai and Rigby." Sensai said. While the others were excited, Mordecai and Rigby exchanged shocked faces.
"Ok, our first match is Margaret vs Cat." Sensai said as the two stood at the centre of the stage, ready to fight. Margaret and Cat began to fight, a kick was made by Cat but Margaret blocked it. Again, another kick was made by Cat but the result was the same. Margaret swinged her leg to Cat's legs but she jumped.
"Step 1 of karate..." Cat looked at Sensai, unaware that Margaret tripped her, this time she didn't miss. "...never lose focus on your opponent, the next match is Timmy vs Rigby." Timmy walked to the stage, looking at a scared Rigby who was sweating.
The match and the two stared at each other. "Step 2 of karate, always confront your opponent first than him or her." Sensai said as Timmy walked towards a terrified Rigby, when he reached him, he picked him up and dropped him down then Rigby whimpered.
"Sam and Mordecai, on the centre, now." Sensai signaled the third match. Sam shot a smirk to Sensai and blowed a kiss to Margaret, which disguised her. Mordecai and Sam stood at the centre.
"You better watch out because the number one ranked martial art champion is in the dojo." Sam mocked Mordecai and made some karate positions. After a 11 seconds fighting positions was over, Mordecai simply kicked Sam at the stomach and Sam lied on the floor whimpering, and the others laughed.
"Step 3 of karate, don't judge your opponent's cover." Sensai said while everyone still laughed. An explosion was heard and people screaming were heard and they all got out the dojo to check what's up.
Once they were out, they saw arrows on the air, hitting some areas and exploding. "What's going on?!" Rick asked flipping out.
"I don't know, how about you ask Sherlock Holmes, Watson!" Eileen angrily said to Rick.
Mordecai looked at Rigby. "I hope Skips knows." Mordecai looked at Margaret. "Margaret, we need a ride to the park." Margaret didn't even think about this and her, Mordecai and Rigby went to the park.
-Once the reached the park, they saw the park house destroyed, Muscle Man's house (since in the real world he's a dirty person living in a trailer, in the alternate world he's clean and has a house) destroyed, Skips' house trashed. They saw Skips and Pops running to them. "Skips, what's going on?!" Mordecai asked Skips.
"Its you. By meeting new people, this world is being casted out of existence." Skips said.
"What are you talking about?" Rigby asked Skips, confused.
"Mordecai, do something that can make you forget about anything" Mordecai looked at Margaret and kissed her, but explosions were still being heard.
"Why didn't it work?" Mordecai asked Skips.
"Because you kissed a alternate person. You have to kiss you-know-who." Skips stated to Mordecai, not revealing the person who he's talking about but Mordecai knows the person and ran to her.
Mordecai arrived at his and Cj's apartment and saw Cj coughing. "Cj are you alright?" Mordecai asked his real girlfriend.
"Mordecai, is that you? I thought you left me." Cj said to Mordecai.
"I'll never do that, now come here." Mordecai kissed Cj for a 10 seconds, forgeting about Margaret, Eileen, their friends and everything else. The explosions stopped.
"Now that's what I call returning kiss'" Cj said to Mordecai. Mordecai's phone ringed.
"Sorry Cj, but I got to take this." Mordecai answered the phone. "Skips, everything's alright?" Mordecai asked Skips whispering so that Cj wouldn't hear their conversation.
"Yes, but you must stay with Cj alone at your apartment. Things are getting serious." Skips said to Mordecai.
"Ok, bye." Mordecai putted down his phone and looked at Cj.
"So Hot Cloud, how about a special hug for my girlfriend." Mordecai said to Cj.
"You already know the answer." Mordecai picked up Cj and they went to their bathroom and locked the door.
"I wonder what plans is he making right now." Skips said talking to himself.
"What was that, Skips?" Benson asked Skips.
"Nothing, I'm just talking to myself." Skips answered Benson.
"Ok, please fix the fountain after you're done." Benson said walking away. Skips stood there staring at the sky.
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